I know infants can't talk but I thought infants sounded much sounded much better than toddlers or babies. this is my first humor fic...scary aint it?

Babysitting Dues:

Of Infants and Men

Four fighters and one team manager stood in front of Koenma, looking bored.

"Change of plans for all of you. Instead of the usual punishment for demons my assistant had a better idea." The five men looked at each other and raised an eyebrow.

The team leader spoke up, "Uh, what sort of punishment Koenma?"

"You'll all be turned into babies." Koenma had been trying to hide his laughter, but at the look on their faces a new peal of laughter flowed through the room. "WHAT?!" The team did not like this idea, and weren't taking it well. The team leader, knowing Kyo all too well scowled. "KYO!" Kyo came running and sliding at the sound of his voice. She took one look at his face and snickered. "So how do you like your punishment?" she asked innocently, trying to hide a grin. "You-you-you...!"

"I see we're very articulate this morning hunh?" Her peal of laughter engulfed the room as the once; tall, mighty men that stood before her were soon turned into miniature, babbling infants. All at once they began to cry. Her amused expression changed to shocked as she began to hurry around the room trying to get them to be quiet.

"Hush, don't cry...!" She picked up Bui and began to rock him while in the other arm she held Sakyo. "Shh, please don't cry!" She turned to Koenma, "They do feed out of a bottle right?" The babies snickered.

"Yes they should."

"Nah uh!" The babies chorused. Kyo looked at them with wide eyes before shaking her head, "I have perverted babies!"

With a flick of her hand a stroller appeared and she set three of the babies in it. Deciding it wasn't best for Toguro and his brother to be in the same stroller with only a couple of inches between them, she simply held them. "If Yusuke sees me, he won't let me live this down!"

"Kyo-Chan...I'm hungwy!" Karasu's lip began to quiver and his eyes teared up again.

"Alright, just hold on a little longer ok?" her face softened as she looked at the five infants. 'They may be a pain, but they sure are cute.'

"Koenma sir? How long is this deal?"

"Glad you asked Kyo, six months." The infants at hearing the question, were doing the best they could to peer over the stroller, but soon burst into chorused, peals of crying. The brothers in her arms began to wail loudly and even begun to beat their tiny fists upon her chest. She looked down at them and smiled. She looked at Ani and snickered. "You haven't shrunk much have you?" For an infant he gave a glare that made her regret those words.

"I'm only kidding...bite my head off why don't you."

"Humph."

"Will food help make you forgive me?" He gave a small smile and nestled as comfortably as he could. She smiled. She turned to Koenma, "Alright, I'll see you in six months if not sooner." She grinned before apparating out of there.