Introducing the great and wonderful tale of mind-reading, babysitting, and motherhood. Enjoy.
Chapter #1
"So, how far exactly do your eyes go?" Kuwabara asked. He poked Hiei, who was busy fuming. "I mean, do they cover all of you? Like, everywhere? How do you sit down? What if you get sunburn? Do you have to blink every time you touch something?"
Hiei growled.
"Common," Kuwabara patted him cheerfully on the back. "If you can't be comfortable with yourself, maybe you should sign up for one of those self- help classes. I know exactly what you're going through; self image is pretty deep stuff y'know. Oprah has helped me in ways you wouldn't belie—Ouch! He bit me!" He turned to Kurama, and demanded, "Did you see that?"
Kurama faced the window, so Kuwabara couldn't see his smile. "Hiei, don't bite people."
"Even humans?"
"Even humans. It's quite rude, you see. And Kuwabara? Don't pry into Hiei's personal business. I'm sure how he sits down in his demon form is something he'd rather keep private."
Hiei glared.
"Will ya guys shut up? Koenma's trying to concentrate." Yuske yelled from the front of the bus. Suddenly there was a large jerking tremor that ran through the entire bus. "Well there goes another innocent dog," Yuske grumbled.
Yuske, Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama, Koenma (who was driving), and Botan (who was giving directions) were in a bus headed to a well-deserved vacation.
In Hawaii.
Koenma, still being in his baby form, had insisted on driving.
Hiei, changing temporarily into his demon form, had insisted on providing the transportation.
A school bus filled with small screaming children was as good as any other vehicle, right? At least that was the small fire demon's reasoning.
Which sort of explains why they were leaving a trail of destruction, dead bodies, and traumatized children behind them.
"How exactly," Kurama asked seriously, "are we able to get all the way from Japan to Hawaii in a bus? Shouldn't we be crossing water or something?"
Suddenly the entire bus was plunged into thrashing grey water.
"Check!" Koenma called cheerfully.
Botan stood in her stewardess uniform. "Boys? Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!"
Kurama rolled his eyes. "Do we have to defy the laws of physics like this? It's hard to relax with an octopus outside your window."
"First of all," Koenma replied, "we're on vacation. We can do whatever we want. And if I wanna defy the laws of physics, I will. Besides, that's not an octopus. That's a squid."
"Ooooh, does it hurt when I do this?" Kuwabara demanded.
He poked Hiei.
"Some vacation," Hiei grumbled. Kuwabara just continued poking at his third eye.
"Hey!" Botan gleefully pointed out the window as land came into view. "We're here!"
How was that for a first chapter? Not bad, eh? So, what awaits our heroes? Stay tuned to find out.