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It's Time
"Where is he?! Where the fuck is he?!" Keiko Urameshi screamed. " Just calm down Keiko. Yuuske should be here soon. Botan prayed trying to sooth and calm her enraged friend. "Besides, you know that Koenma-sama sent him on a mission to Makai.
"While I'm going to have the fucking bab- AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Keiko realized this was her third contraction in the last hour. "Time! How far apart are the contractions, Botan?!" "Uh. Um. S..seven minutes!" The blue-haired fairy stammered.
"Kami! I really am going into labor! If that kisama doesn't get his ass here soon, I will murder him when he finally does." The pregnant woman seethed. The fairy interjected, "You don't mean that Keiko....do you?"
"The fairy looked down upon the sweating, swearing, angry, really soon to be mommy. Whom, in turn, looked up at the fairy and growled, "What the fuck do you think?!"
"Heh, heh, heh...." "Ok, Keiko, let go of my shirt and I'll go and find Yuuske, alright?" Keiko looked down at her fist that was clutching onto the fairy's blouse. Then she slowly released her hold on the fabric. The blue-haired woman started backing out of the hospital room.
"Oh my GOD! She's insane!" Botan shrieked , "I think I'll adopt." She added as an after thought. Pulling out a compact mirror and swerved in an empty storage room down the hall from Keiko's room. Popping the compact open Botan smiled as Yuuske's familiar face appeared on the other side of the link. "Hello, Yuuske," she smiled cheerfully," you wife is going into labor now, we're at St. Michaels Hospital. Hurry up or your wife will kill me." She beamed.
"Nani? Gomen. I didn't quite hear that, this baka," Yuuske used his thumb to indicate that he was talking about Kuwabara. "here was whining in my ear about his and Yukina's love life." "Or lack there of." Hiei interjected. "Shut up , runt!" "Nobody asked you!" Kuwabara yelled.
Botan found it amazing, that after all this time, Kazuma still didn't know that Yukina and Hiei were siblings. "And I was NOT whining, Urameshi! Stupid Kisama!" Kuzuma barked. They started punching each other. Their fight went on for five minutes.
"Botan sweat-dropped and began wondering how the mirror was being held up so Botan could see the childish display. ' Hmmmm....maybe Kurama is holding up the mirror.'
She cleared her throat to attempt to gain their attention. Nothing. She tried again. Nothing. Then she tried coughing. Nothing. She tried again. Still nothing. Finally the last of her nerves being grated she burst "Would you morons get your asses over here, now?! Your wife is-." Hearing screaming coming from down the hall, she panicked, "going into labor, NOW!!!!"
Both men jumped to attention and within 15 minutes all of the Rekei Tentei were at the Hospital. Hiei , Kurama, Kuzuma, and Botan all waited in the waiting room while Yuuske stayed by Keiko's side. Enduring all of her verbal abuse, and holding nothing against her as the doctors explained it was only hormones.
Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Hours went by before the Rekei Tentei heard someone in the delivery room shout, "It's time!" and then THUD.
"Great, the father fainted" someone else stated, "Oh well, Mr. Urameshi? Sir? Are you alright? "Huh?" A few minutes later Yuuske came to. "Congradutalions, Mr. Urameshi. It's a boy!"
Silence. Then...THUD. "Amazing." Keiko said in awe, "You can fight, kill, destroy, maim, and mutilate evil demons. Yet you can't even go through with a delivery." .....she rolled her eyes and shook her head. " Wuss."
It's Time
"Where is he?! Where the fuck is he?!" Keiko Urameshi screamed. " Just calm down Keiko. Yuuske should be here soon. Botan prayed trying to sooth and calm her enraged friend. "Besides, you know that Koenma-sama sent him on a mission to Makai.
"While I'm going to have the fucking bab- AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Keiko realized this was her third contraction in the last hour. "Time! How far apart are the contractions, Botan?!" "Uh. Um. S..seven minutes!" The blue-haired fairy stammered.
"Kami! I really am going into labor! If that kisama doesn't get his ass here soon, I will murder him when he finally does." The pregnant woman seethed. The fairy interjected, "You don't mean that Keiko....do you?"
"The fairy looked down upon the sweating, swearing, angry, really soon to be mommy. Whom, in turn, looked up at the fairy and growled, "What the fuck do you think?!"
"Heh, heh, heh...." "Ok, Keiko, let go of my shirt and I'll go and find Yuuske, alright?" Keiko looked down at her fist that was clutching onto the fairy's blouse. Then she slowly released her hold on the fabric. The blue-haired woman started backing out of the hospital room.
"Oh my GOD! She's insane!" Botan shrieked , "I think I'll adopt." She added as an after thought. Pulling out a compact mirror and swerved in an empty storage room down the hall from Keiko's room. Popping the compact open Botan smiled as Yuuske's familiar face appeared on the other side of the link. "Hello, Yuuske," she smiled cheerfully," you wife is going into labor now, we're at St. Michaels Hospital. Hurry up or your wife will kill me." She beamed.
"Nani? Gomen. I didn't quite hear that, this baka," Yuuske used his thumb to indicate that he was talking about Kuwabara. "here was whining in my ear about his and Yukina's love life." "Or lack there of." Hiei interjected. "Shut up , runt!" "Nobody asked you!" Kuwabara yelled.
Botan found it amazing, that after all this time, Kazuma still didn't know that Yukina and Hiei were siblings. "And I was NOT whining, Urameshi! Stupid Kisama!" Kuzuma barked. They started punching each other. Their fight went on for five minutes.
"Botan sweat-dropped and began wondering how the mirror was being held up so Botan could see the childish display. ' Hmmmm....maybe Kurama is holding up the mirror.'
She cleared her throat to attempt to gain their attention. Nothing. She tried again. Nothing. Then she tried coughing. Nothing. She tried again. Still nothing. Finally the last of her nerves being grated she burst "Would you morons get your asses over here, now?! Your wife is-." Hearing screaming coming from down the hall, she panicked, "going into labor, NOW!!!!"
Both men jumped to attention and within 15 minutes all of the Rekei Tentei were at the Hospital. Hiei , Kurama, Kuzuma, and Botan all waited in the waiting room while Yuuske stayed by Keiko's side. Enduring all of her verbal abuse, and holding nothing against her as the doctors explained it was only hormones.
Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Hours went by before the Rekei Tentei heard someone in the delivery room shout, "It's time!" and then THUD.
"Great, the father fainted" someone else stated, "Oh well, Mr. Urameshi? Sir? Are you alright? "Huh?" A few minutes later Yuuske came to. "Congradutalions, Mr. Urameshi. It's a boy!"
Silence. Then...THUD. "Amazing." Keiko said in awe, "You can fight, kill, destroy, maim, and mutilate evil demons. Yet you can't even go through with a delivery." .....she rolled her eyes and shook her head. " Wuss."