Authoress: (looks at angry reviewers) I know I know, I deserve a beating, but please I got thrown from my bike today, I don't need more injuries.

Zoe: It was hella funny! Her bike went one way, she went the other!

Authoress: (glare)

Disclaimer: Does it look like I own any of this crap? Also the Title is not exactly mine either. It belongs to David Bowie.

Full House Beats All
This is Major Tom to Ground Control

Gravity was defied so there was no loud thud but there was screaming. Well, until Zoe threw her megaphone at Jareth.

"Pull yourself together man! Stop screaming!" she yelled. Jareth shut his trap.

"Where are we?" Kori asked.

"Good question," Zoe said, "I don't know."

"YOU DON'T KNOW?!" they all yelled.

"Do I look like the Authoress?" she asked with a glare. "Don't answer that!" she said and flipped a few pages on her clipboard. "This says we're on the moon."

There was a loooong silence……… and then everyone started screaming, much to the dismay of our tour guide.

"HEY SHUT UP ALL OF YA!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. There was that ominous silence (you know, that kind that you see a tumble-weed go by in).

"Hey where'd the tumble-weed come from?" Kori asked.

"Ok, so let's just get this straight, we're on the moon and well, there's not much here but feel free to roam." Zoe said and opened the hatch door.

"NO!" they all screamed, but nothing happened.

"No, what?" Zoe asked. They all looked form each other and shrugged. The group exited bus and looked around.

"You think the moon is made of cheese?'" Courtney asked.

"Go ahead, eat some," Leah said, this was then followed by the sound of Courtney choking on a rock.

"Somebody give her the Heimlich maneuver," Kori sighed.

"I'll do it," Virginia said and went to give her sister the Heimlich.

"Weee!" Jareth said as he took long strides and bounced up into the air.

"Did he just say 'Wee'?" Virgina asked with disblief.

"I believe he just did," Zoe answered. Looking around she frowned and then nodded. "Yup, this the moon," she told them with conviction.

"Thank you for the reinstatement," Sarah said sarcastically. Looking to Jareth, who was currently humming the ballroom song, she sighed and picked up a rock and threw it at him.

"Ow!" the goblin king cried and held his head.

"I KNOW!" Virginia said rather suddenly. "We should have a concert! On the moon!"

Everyone looked to her incredulously. Then they looked to each other. Why not? It's not like they had their sanity to lose if they let the starving artist play.

I Hour Later

"Zoe, are you sure you know how to play that?" Virginia asked the tour guide who was looking starry-eyed at the black guitar in her hands. There was no response. The singer sighed. "Oh goodness."

"You ready?" Kori asked as she sat at the drums.

"Yup!" Virginia called. Leah was at the base with a smirk on her lips.

The song began slow; a familiar tune to others. It was a blast form the past to some. It brought back the ideas of the 80's!!

Virginia began to sing:

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you

Everyone listened to the odd lyrics, but smirked and began to dance slowly. The moon's gravitation was rather fun to dance in. The band played on and Zoe jammed quite well on the guitar (to the amazement to many).

Jareth looked over to Sarah and offered his hand. Unfortunately (to all to J/S fans), she was still pissed and turned around to dance by herself. Jareth sighed and slumped, until Shane grabbed his hand and yanked him on to the "dance floor".

This is Ground Control
to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

Down on earth, a small group of be-spectacled boys that sat in a science room next to a radio hooked up to a rather odd looking satellite.

"A transmission is coming!" one exclaimed and tuned the radio thing. An old 80's song by a certain blonde haired artist started to filter through the speakers.

"I KNEW IT!!" another boy shouted. "THERE IS LIFE ON THE MOON! AND THEY LIKE THE 80's!!"

He was then promptly sacked by his club-mates. For they thought they had just caught a transmission from a nearby 80's station. Little did they know!

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
she knows

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you...

Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

The song ended and the band and others were very wildly shoved back into the bus and were off again with their wacky guide and no clue where they were going next. Someone save us!!

Authoress: Short, I know. BUT COME ON!!! At least I updated something!! Trust me, I'm trying to get back on to updating! So look out for my other stories!!

Zoe: Plus submit on where you think these idiots- I mean- lovely people should go!

Disclaimer: I don't own "Space Oddity" by David Bowie!