I'm sorry this has taken so long to update! I'll never do it again, unless college classes get in the way. Some things have been going on, (most of them good) and I lost track of time.

Enjoy!


"O'Neill? DanielJackson?" Teal'c's voice called from the other room.

Jack bolted up-right into a sitting position, grabbing a handful of sheets and hastily throwing them over himself and Daniel.

"Uh yeah?" Jack yelled back glancing at a moaning Daniel who was burying his face deeper into some pillows around his head.

The Jaffa came into the room and smiled when he saw Jack blushing and Daniel burrowing, "The first meal of the day is being served in the Royal Hall. MajorCarter requested I retrieve you."

"We'll be there in a minute or two...or three," Jack said uncomfortably.

Teal'c looked at the partially buried linguist, then back to Jack. He smiled slightly and bowed his head at the older man, "You have completed the second step of the bonding ritual with DanielJackson. You now need only to complete the final step and you will be together forever in holy union."

Jack frowned, squinting up at Teal'c, "What?"

"The bonding ceremony of this planet has three steps. The first is courting, which I have observed you doing for many years with DanielJackson. The second is sexual intercourse, and the third is a public ceremony. I am certain you will be asked to participate in the one held by PrinceMarr and TrainerHacen, since it was because of you they are together."

"Sweet," Jack said shaking his head, trying to clear it, "Do you think you could leave so we could get up?"

"I have seen you and DanielJackson naked many times O'Neill."

"Well now is different! Daniel will be all embarrassed if he wakes up and you're in here and he sees you...seeing us...in bed together. You now how he is with personal stuff...like this."

Teal'c thought about his past experiences with Daniel, before bowing slightly, "I believe you are correct. I will inform MajorCarter that you will be along shortly."

Jack sighed in relief as the Jaffa left. He looked back over at Daniel, who had buried himself in the pillows up to his shoulders, "Danny?" Jack asked quietly rubbing the young man's broad back with a single hand, "Wake up. It's time for breakfast."

"Just a second, General. I'm almost done with the translation...just five more minutes," Daniel mumbled.

Jack smirked wickedly, shaking his head. He leaned down removing pillows until he uncovered one of Daniel's ears. He gently took the lobe into his mouth, nibbling on it.

"Oh gawd..." the anthropologist moaned into the bed, "Not now Jack...in a briefing..."

If his young lover wouldn't have been laying on his stomach, Jack would have been delighted to add more onto that dream. Instead he decided to play a different type of dirty, "Dr. J! We just received some images back from P4X-493! Doctor, it looks like there's a 50ft long wall covered in the writings of the ancients! There even seems to be a city in the distance!" He said in what he hoped was a disguised voice, of an egger coworker.

Daniel's head shot up, "Where?! Do you see my glasses?! Show me the images!"

"Easy there Daniel!" Jack said grabbing his linguist's shoulders, "It's just time for breakfast."

"But," he frowned confused for a moment before a look of recollection flooded into his eyes, "Jack! That wasn't funny..." he said, realizing that Jack had made the whole thing up. He stuck his tongue into the side of his cheek, glaring as best he could without his glasses to bring everything into focus.

Jack loved that look on Daniel. It meant he was being thoughtful and not always in a good way. Revenge thoughtful more like it, "I know, but you were calling me 'General'. Something had to be done, because everyone knows I'll never become a General," Jack said as he cupped Daniel's cheek with one hand and kissed him soundly on the lips. "I'd have to sit at a desk and...do paperwork. Court-martialed maybe, but General O'Neill? I just don't see it happening."

"I didn't!" Daniel said blushing, "Did I?"

"Yep. So then I tried nibbling on your ear and then you told me I couldn't because we were in a briefing...A General that nibbles on a civilian's ear while in a briefing!"

"Gawd!" Daniel blushed even more, "Please Jack don't ever try that in real life! The nibbling on my ear in a briefing part, not the General...part."

Jack smirked, "I'll think about it..."

"Jack!"

"Oh come on Danny," Jack said crawling up on Daniel so he was straddling him, "You can't honesty tell me you haven't daydreamed about it while Carter was gabbing about one of her 'discoveries'." He leaned in and nibbled on the younger man's soft lobe again.

Blue eyes closed in bliss, his breath coming in light, airy pants, "No...actually..."

"What do you think about?" the colonel asked, pressing a kiss, just behind Daniel's ear, then one on the side of his jaw, and on down his neck.

"Kissing you....mmm....like this," Daniel start to writhe under him, trying to get some contact with the other man's skin, "Jack!"

"Hmm?" the older man hummed as he wetly kissed Daniel's right nipple. He pulled back slightly to blow on it, causing it to harden more then it already was from arousal.

"Touch...more..." the linguist arched up, his hands reaching out to pull the older man closer.

The colonel's hands snaked down between the two of them and stroked Daniel, causing the young man to gasp, "Like?"

Daniel nodded, his body quaking at the sensation. How long had it been since he'd felt like this?

Smiling playfully, Jack slid down Daniel's stomach, nipping and kissing. He glanced up a second before lowering his head to get give his lover an experimental lick.

"Oh Gawd!!!" Too long.

"Sir? Daniel? Are you alright?" Sam called from the next room. "Teal'c said you were on your way but I just wanted to make sure-" she came into the bedroom and stopped dead when she saw her adopted little brother panting and sweaty, and a large lump in the bed sheets, just about where-, "Oh God!" She darted out of the room, "I'm sorry! I didn't know-"

"Carter!" Jack called out angrily, clearing his throat, trying not to sound husky and aroused. That was the second time in less then 24 hours. She'd better hope that was the last time too, "Get out! We'll be there...soon..."

"How soon is 'soon' Sir?" She asked. It was clear by the sound of her voice, that on some sick level, she was enjoying their discomfort greatly and probably the peek show too.

Daniel grabbed a pillow, panting harshly and buried his face into it, "Oh Gawd!"

"Carter!! Just go!"

"Going Sir! Have fun Daniel!"

"Sam!!" Daniel yelled into the pillow, embarrassed.

Jack sighed as he heard her run out of their rooms, laughing, "She just had to go and ruin the moment...again! Sex is going to have wait until later!"

Two panicked blue orbs stared down at Jack, from under the pillow, begged him to have mercy and not leave him like this.

"I'm not that cruel, Danny. I only meant that I have to wait... "

Daniel panted shallowly, his body relaxing as much as it was able. He closed his eyes and then covered his head again, "Never been so embarrassed!"

"At least you weren't awake when Teal'c was in here."

"Was-"

"Yep."

Daniel looked up, "Saw us-"

"I'd just woken up, and gotten the both of us...undercover."

"Never leaving this room!"

Jack took this moment while his lover was off-guard and lowered his head again, only this time he took Daniel into his mouth.

"Ahh! Jahhck!" he pulled the pillow from his face to so he could breath properly. If hadn't been instinct to breathe, Daniel probably would have passed out from lack of oxygen.

Chuckling, Jack continued his job. After all, he was hungry, and Daniel, as tasty as he was, wasn't going to sate his hungers, either of them, any time soon. At least not with Carter around.


(shrugges) I know, not very good, but I don't want to get into trouble.

Also I have a small request for all my fans out there. A new writer and friend of mine has posted a story that's REALLY good under the Final Fantasy Crossovers heading called 'sympathy for the damned'. They're depressed that no one but me has reviewed them, so if you please could read and review for fake records instead of me this time, it would be very helpful.

Thanks! Spira