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Bloopers!
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Take one.
Sanzo: ::driving along in his car after work::
Goku ::Runs out into the street.::
Sanzo: Holy shit! ::slams breaks but skids past Goku::
Goku ::falls::
Sanzo: Oh god... ::get out of the car to check who he hit, looks at Goku lying on the ground::
Goku ::tries to keep from laughing::
Sanzo: You're an idiot.
Goku ::laughs...and can't stop::
Sanzo ::gets back into car and starts it up::
Me: What are you doing?
Sanzo: If someone doesn't shut him up, I'm running him over.
Me: =Sigh= I can sense the love on this set...
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Take two.
Goku ::Looks into the camera before shooting the next scene.:: I'm going to write a little something for Gojyo on the cue cards. He'll read ANYTHING on them!
Scene:
Gojyo: Did I miss something weird?
Sanzo:: pulls Gojyo in the room:: Shut up you idiot! Before someone hears you!
Gojyo: What happened?
Sanzo: I hit him with my car.
Gojyo: Jeeze don't go all emotional about it and I am a total duchebag.
Hakkai: ::starts laughing::
Gojyo: What?
Sanzo: ::laughs a little:: Do you know what you just said?
Gojyo: Yeah, my line.
Hakkai: I think it was a little more than that.
Gojyo: Lemme see those cue cards. ::reads:: Oh...the child will die. ::runs off set.::
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Homura: Don't forget...you are a herepic.
Goku: You just said herepic.
Homura: Did I? Shit.
Me: ::laughing:: HEREPIC!!!
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Sanzo ::runs down the church hallway and trips.:: OW!
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Hakkai: ::sitting with Goku:: I had the strangest dream last night Goku. And you were in it. We were all riding in Hakaryu and talking about someone named Gyugoa...I just said his name wrong.
Goku: Uh-huh.
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Goku: ::Still in the street scene laughing his ass off::
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Gojyo: ::Swings the Jakujou around his head.::
Me: NO! LOOK OUT FOR THE—
Gojyo:: Jakujou wipes the camera out:: .........::looks at everyone:: Uh...my bad.
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Gojyo: ::sitting with Goku on the docks:: I'm curious about whether Hakkai is right about us...I mean...All our base are belong to them.
Goku:: bursts out laughing::
Gojyo:: realizes he was set up again, turns to Goku:: You WILL die.
Hakkai: If he could just not laugh...Gojyo wouldn't realize he said a line wrong.
Sanzo: .........
Me: Gojyo! Memorize your lines please! And Goku! Stop writing on the cue cards!!!!
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Gojyo: ::taking a shower, getting ready for the next scene:: Bye, bye miss American pie! Drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry! (So on...)
Goku ::sneaks into the bathroom holding a camera::
Gojyo ::still singing::
Goku ::Rips the curtains back.:: Say Gojyo, ever considered a career in karaoke?
Gojyo: YOU LITTLE PUNK!
Goku: I can point out three flaws...one, you gave ME a camera. Two, you left the door un-locked, and three...You were singing 'American pie' in the shower. That says opportunity.
Gojyo ::Grabs a towel and chases Goku out of the bathroom.::
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Sanzo ::after the long talk with the Merciful Goddess, staring out the window.::
::As he turns around the face the camera and say something, a car alarm goes off.::
Sanzo: Will someone shut that off? It ruined my big dramatic pause. ::starts laughing::
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Sanzo: You heard me. A drinking problem. He drank two and a half whole bottles of sake last night and was passed out when I got home.
Hakkai: That something I wouldn't have guessed.
::the sounds of Gojyo beating the shit out of Goku can be heard in the back ground::
Sanzo: ::trying to ignore it:: Me either. So...I'm having a hard time trusting him by himself at the apartment.
Hakkai ::muffled laughing::
Sanzo ::turns around:: Will you cut it out!? ::starts laughing::
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Goku: ::gets up off the street:: Ok...I'm ok now...
Sanzo: Really?
Goku: ::Starts laughing again::
Me: ....Cut.........15 minute break!
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Lirin:: jumps off steeple and lands right on Homura:: OOOOOF!
Homura:: on the ground:: Ouch...
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Gojyo: Hakkai...can I ask you something?
Hakkai: Sure.
Gojyo: My place just booted everyone out cause some guy bought the property. Mind if I stay with you, did someone set up us the bomb?
Hakkai: Gojyo...you just—
Gojyo: =Sigh=......Yes...he's dead.
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Me: There's your blooper reel! And if anyone didn't get the "All your base are belong to us" and "did someone set up us the bomb" jokes, it's a lil internet joke on a game called 'zero wing' (The game was translated wrong from Japanese to English) If you get the chance, look that joke up. It's damn funny!
Sanzo: Hope you enjoyed.
Gojyo: Hope I can remember my lines, I am a little bitch. ::pause:: GOD DAMNIT!
Goku: ::laughs:: He did it! I can't believe he did it AGAIN!
Gojyo: ::runs after Goku::
Hakkai: Well, from all of us here, we wish to thank you!
Sanzo: Please donate blood while your at it...Goku's gonna need it.
Me: ::sweat drop:: uh-heh heh... Hope you had a good time reading this crap!
Goku: ::jumps on Sanzo's shoulders:: Bye bye!!!!
Bloopers!
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Take one.
Sanzo: ::driving along in his car after work::
Goku ::Runs out into the street.::
Sanzo: Holy shit! ::slams breaks but skids past Goku::
Goku ::falls::
Sanzo: Oh god... ::get out of the car to check who he hit, looks at Goku lying on the ground::
Goku ::tries to keep from laughing::
Sanzo: You're an idiot.
Goku ::laughs...and can't stop::
Sanzo ::gets back into car and starts it up::
Me: What are you doing?
Sanzo: If someone doesn't shut him up, I'm running him over.
Me: =Sigh= I can sense the love on this set...
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Take two.
Goku ::Looks into the camera before shooting the next scene.:: I'm going to write a little something for Gojyo on the cue cards. He'll read ANYTHING on them!
Scene:
Gojyo: Did I miss something weird?
Sanzo:: pulls Gojyo in the room:: Shut up you idiot! Before someone hears you!
Gojyo: What happened?
Sanzo: I hit him with my car.
Gojyo: Jeeze don't go all emotional about it and I am a total duchebag.
Hakkai: ::starts laughing::
Gojyo: What?
Sanzo: ::laughs a little:: Do you know what you just said?
Gojyo: Yeah, my line.
Hakkai: I think it was a little more than that.
Gojyo: Lemme see those cue cards. ::reads:: Oh...the child will die. ::runs off set.::
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Homura: Don't forget...you are a herepic.
Goku: You just said herepic.
Homura: Did I? Shit.
Me: ::laughing:: HEREPIC!!!
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Sanzo ::runs down the church hallway and trips.:: OW!
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Hakkai: ::sitting with Goku:: I had the strangest dream last night Goku. And you were in it. We were all riding in Hakaryu and talking about someone named Gyugoa...I just said his name wrong.
Goku: Uh-huh.
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Goku: ::Still in the street scene laughing his ass off::
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Gojyo: ::Swings the Jakujou around his head.::
Me: NO! LOOK OUT FOR THE—
Gojyo:: Jakujou wipes the camera out:: .........::looks at everyone:: Uh...my bad.
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Gojyo: ::sitting with Goku on the docks:: I'm curious about whether Hakkai is right about us...I mean...All our base are belong to them.
Goku:: bursts out laughing::
Gojyo:: realizes he was set up again, turns to Goku:: You WILL die.
Hakkai: If he could just not laugh...Gojyo wouldn't realize he said a line wrong.
Sanzo: .........
Me: Gojyo! Memorize your lines please! And Goku! Stop writing on the cue cards!!!!
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Gojyo: ::taking a shower, getting ready for the next scene:: Bye, bye miss American pie! Drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry! (So on...)
Goku ::sneaks into the bathroom holding a camera::
Gojyo ::still singing::
Goku ::Rips the curtains back.:: Say Gojyo, ever considered a career in karaoke?
Gojyo: YOU LITTLE PUNK!
Goku: I can point out three flaws...one, you gave ME a camera. Two, you left the door un-locked, and three...You were singing 'American pie' in the shower. That says opportunity.
Gojyo ::Grabs a towel and chases Goku out of the bathroom.::
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Sanzo ::after the long talk with the Merciful Goddess, staring out the window.::
::As he turns around the face the camera and say something, a car alarm goes off.::
Sanzo: Will someone shut that off? It ruined my big dramatic pause. ::starts laughing::
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Sanzo: You heard me. A drinking problem. He drank two and a half whole bottles of sake last night and was passed out when I got home.
Hakkai: That something I wouldn't have guessed.
::the sounds of Gojyo beating the shit out of Goku can be heard in the back ground::
Sanzo: ::trying to ignore it:: Me either. So...I'm having a hard time trusting him by himself at the apartment.
Hakkai ::muffled laughing::
Sanzo ::turns around:: Will you cut it out!? ::starts laughing::
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Goku: ::gets up off the street:: Ok...I'm ok now...
Sanzo: Really?
Goku: ::Starts laughing again::
Me: ....Cut.........15 minute break!
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Lirin:: jumps off steeple and lands right on Homura:: OOOOOF!
Homura:: on the ground:: Ouch...
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Gojyo: Hakkai...can I ask you something?
Hakkai: Sure.
Gojyo: My place just booted everyone out cause some guy bought the property. Mind if I stay with you, did someone set up us the bomb?
Hakkai: Gojyo...you just—
Gojyo: =Sigh=......Yes...he's dead.
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Me: There's your blooper reel! And if anyone didn't get the "All your base are belong to us" and "did someone set up us the bomb" jokes, it's a lil internet joke on a game called 'zero wing' (The game was translated wrong from Japanese to English) If you get the chance, look that joke up. It's damn funny!
Sanzo: Hope you enjoyed.
Gojyo: Hope I can remember my lines, I am a little bitch. ::pause:: GOD DAMNIT!
Goku: ::laughs:: He did it! I can't believe he did it AGAIN!
Gojyo: ::runs after Goku::
Hakkai: Well, from all of us here, we wish to thank you!
Sanzo: Please donate blood while your at it...Goku's gonna need it.
Me: ::sweat drop:: uh-heh heh... Hope you had a good time reading this crap!
Goku: ::jumps on Sanzo's shoulders:: Bye bye!!!!