Disclaimer: You want to meet Jo, don't you? You want her autograph? Well to bad, she ain't here, tough cookies. Go to England/Scotland like the rest of us. Oh, and by the way, I also don't own any other products you might see throughout the duration of this lil' old ficcie! So no lawyers are required...
A/N: Didn't expect us back did you? Thought we'd get bored? Why do I like asking you lot all these questions? I dunno...
Sushi: My mom ran out of underwear so I'm not wearing any!
Geeky Blue Strawberry: You wear...your mom's...underwear...[is scarred]
Sushi: Well she's your mom too!
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All: ...cheesy roasting, cheesy roasting, cheesy roasting!
Ron: Can we roast the friggin cheese already?!?!
Hermione: I want to roast you Ron!!
Ron: Do I look yellow and holey?
Hermione: ...
Ron: Didn't think so...
Draco: You may not be yellow and holey, but your brain sure is!
Fred: Oh burrrn! You need a bandaid 'cause you got a first-degree burn!
George: Diss, diss! You need to go to the doctor 'cause you got a second- degree burn!
Fred: Burn, diss, diss, burn, burn! You need to go to the hospital 'cause you gat a third-degree burn!
George: Diss, diss, diss, burn, diss, burn, burn, burn! Do you need some ice?...FOR THAT BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!
Harry: No! The cheese is burning!
All: [save the cheese]
Remus: We're too late! The wonderful cheese has perished and we shall all die...
Snape: Oooh, smell the burn!
Ginny: Damn, the better cheddar cheese is melted! Wait...Let's have a fondue party! With Fanta!
Ginny, Hermione, Draco, Snape: [rip off over clothes and are in their red, orange, yellow and purple suits, respectively] Wanta Fanta, don't you wanta, Wanta Fanta, don't you wanta...
Ginny: [goes up to Sirius] You run hard with those four paws, drink some Fanta, more and more!
Ron: [dances around room, trips over Snape's overly squishy purple sleeping bag, and falls out window] YYYAAAAAAA-HOOHOOHOO WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hermione: [goes down to the Hospital Wing and sings to Ron] You look hot in all that plaster, drink some Fanta, faster, faster!
Draco: [goes to Dumbledore] Your eyes have only half a twinkle, drink some Fanta, then go tinkle!
Snape: [dances up to Harry] You're the Boy-Who-Lived I here, drink that Fanta, nothing to fear!
Harry: [backs away slowly as Snape shakes what his mama gave him] That's what you think...If you come any closer, I'll hit you where the sun don't shine...
James: [gets into the spirit of things and goes to Lily] You look sexy you naughty girl, drink some Fanta, then go hurl!
Lily: [slaps James silly]
Fred: [goes to Snape] You look ugly with that pale skin...
George: [follows Fred] Drink some Fanta...BITCH!
Sirius: This is so way better than searching for a plot...
Ginny: [muttering to self] Oh, shit, forgot about that! Must...find...plot... [spazes]
Harry: Let's go to bed y'all...we can search for the plot tomorrow.
All: Fine... [gets in sleeping bags and are too tired to think properly]
Harry: Goodnight Ron.
Ron: Goodnight Hermione.
Hermione: Goodnight Ginny.
Ginny: Goodnight Fred.
Fred: Goodnight George.
George: Goodnight Draco.
Draco: Goodnight Severus.
Snape: Goodnight Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Goodnight James.
James: Goodnight Lily.
Lily: Goodnight Remus.
Remus: Goodnight Sirius.
Sirius: Goodnight Harry.
Harry: Goodnight...
[next morning, they can think properly now]
Harry: Good morning Weasel.
Ron: Good morning Know-It-All.
Hermione: Good morning Weaslette.
Ginny: Good morning Twin One.
Fred: Good morning Twin Two.
George: Good morning Ferret-Face.
Draco: Good morning Snivellus.
Severus: Good morning Half-Twinkle.
Dumbledore: Good morning Four-Eyes.
James: Good morning Ginger Spice.
Lily: Good morning Wolfy.
Remus: Good morning Doggy-Breath.
Sirius: Good morning Scar-Head.
Harry: Good morning...
All: [rise to get ready]
Lily: SIRIUS! Get out of the bathroom! It doesn't take twenty minutes to shave!
Sirius: [from inside bathroom] It does when you shave your face and legs!
Dumbledore: Nice morning look Hermione...[cough]
Ron: I think she looks good.
Hermione: Loser.
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A/N: In case you couldn't tell, we had fun with this one =P Call us lazy for the repetitiveness [is contemplating whether or not that's a word], but we laughed, we cried, and we laughed. If you care, the tears were of laughter. And I laugh at you all. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Sushi: I love you all...like friends...please review, they give me a warm fuzzy feeling...send bills, small unmarked bills, lots of small unmarked bills, lots of small unmarked bills with reviews attached. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE TAKE OVER THE WoOoOoOoRLD!
Geeky Blue Strawberry: See, he wouldn't want bills if we were Jo, rollin' in da dough, lookin' fo' some mo'...I"LL BE THE NEXT EMINEM! Except a girl...who can't rap... I will really try to make the next chapter longer! My partner in crime has gone to see POA with a friend...and he wouldn't take me...[sniff] I feel so lost and alone...[joins Ginny in spazing] REVIEW! Please...
A/N: Didn't expect us back did you? Thought we'd get bored? Why do I like asking you lot all these questions? I dunno...
Sushi: My mom ran out of underwear so I'm not wearing any!
Geeky Blue Strawberry: You wear...your mom's...underwear...[is scarred]
Sushi: Well she's your mom too!
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All: ...cheesy roasting, cheesy roasting, cheesy roasting!
Ron: Can we roast the friggin cheese already?!?!
Hermione: I want to roast you Ron!!
Ron: Do I look yellow and holey?
Hermione: ...
Ron: Didn't think so...
Draco: You may not be yellow and holey, but your brain sure is!
Fred: Oh burrrn! You need a bandaid 'cause you got a first-degree burn!
George: Diss, diss! You need to go to the doctor 'cause you got a second- degree burn!
Fred: Burn, diss, diss, burn, burn! You need to go to the hospital 'cause you gat a third-degree burn!
George: Diss, diss, diss, burn, diss, burn, burn, burn! Do you need some ice?...FOR THAT BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!
Harry: No! The cheese is burning!
All: [save the cheese]
Remus: We're too late! The wonderful cheese has perished and we shall all die...
Snape: Oooh, smell the burn!
Ginny: Damn, the better cheddar cheese is melted! Wait...Let's have a fondue party! With Fanta!
Ginny, Hermione, Draco, Snape: [rip off over clothes and are in their red, orange, yellow and purple suits, respectively] Wanta Fanta, don't you wanta, Wanta Fanta, don't you wanta...
Ginny: [goes up to Sirius] You run hard with those four paws, drink some Fanta, more and more!
Ron: [dances around room, trips over Snape's overly squishy purple sleeping bag, and falls out window] YYYAAAAAAA-HOOHOOHOO WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hermione: [goes down to the Hospital Wing and sings to Ron] You look hot in all that plaster, drink some Fanta, faster, faster!
Draco: [goes to Dumbledore] Your eyes have only half a twinkle, drink some Fanta, then go tinkle!
Snape: [dances up to Harry] You're the Boy-Who-Lived I here, drink that Fanta, nothing to fear!
Harry: [backs away slowly as Snape shakes what his mama gave him] That's what you think...If you come any closer, I'll hit you where the sun don't shine...
James: [gets into the spirit of things and goes to Lily] You look sexy you naughty girl, drink some Fanta, then go hurl!
Lily: [slaps James silly]
Fred: [goes to Snape] You look ugly with that pale skin...
George: [follows Fred] Drink some Fanta...BITCH!
Sirius: This is so way better than searching for a plot...
Ginny: [muttering to self] Oh, shit, forgot about that! Must...find...plot... [spazes]
Harry: Let's go to bed y'all...we can search for the plot tomorrow.
All: Fine... [gets in sleeping bags and are too tired to think properly]
Harry: Goodnight Ron.
Ron: Goodnight Hermione.
Hermione: Goodnight Ginny.
Ginny: Goodnight Fred.
Fred: Goodnight George.
George: Goodnight Draco.
Draco: Goodnight Severus.
Snape: Goodnight Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Goodnight James.
James: Goodnight Lily.
Lily: Goodnight Remus.
Remus: Goodnight Sirius.
Sirius: Goodnight Harry.
Harry: Goodnight...
[next morning, they can think properly now]
Harry: Good morning Weasel.
Ron: Good morning Know-It-All.
Hermione: Good morning Weaslette.
Ginny: Good morning Twin One.
Fred: Good morning Twin Two.
George: Good morning Ferret-Face.
Draco: Good morning Snivellus.
Severus: Good morning Half-Twinkle.
Dumbledore: Good morning Four-Eyes.
James: Good morning Ginger Spice.
Lily: Good morning Wolfy.
Remus: Good morning Doggy-Breath.
Sirius: Good morning Scar-Head.
Harry: Good morning...
All: [rise to get ready]
Lily: SIRIUS! Get out of the bathroom! It doesn't take twenty minutes to shave!
Sirius: [from inside bathroom] It does when you shave your face and legs!
Dumbledore: Nice morning look Hermione...[cough]
Ron: I think she looks good.
Hermione: Loser.
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A/N: In case you couldn't tell, we had fun with this one =P Call us lazy for the repetitiveness [is contemplating whether or not that's a word], but we laughed, we cried, and we laughed. If you care, the tears were of laughter. And I laugh at you all. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Sushi: I love you all...like friends...please review, they give me a warm fuzzy feeling...send bills, small unmarked bills, lots of small unmarked bills, lots of small unmarked bills with reviews attached. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE TAKE OVER THE WoOoOoOoRLD!
Geeky Blue Strawberry: See, he wouldn't want bills if we were Jo, rollin' in da dough, lookin' fo' some mo'...I"LL BE THE NEXT EMINEM! Except a girl...who can't rap... I will really try to make the next chapter longer! My partner in crime has gone to see POA with a friend...and he wouldn't take me...[sniff] I feel so lost and alone...[joins Ginny in spazing] REVIEW! Please...