OMG It's me! almost a year and I've updated twice! GOD! I'm doing the best I can due to college apps, Lee3 can back me up on that. Anyway, Love Hina ain't my work!...DAMMMIIITTTTTT!

ON WITH THE FIC!

3 months ago Hanku returned from his vicious battle with Mocsha and now finds himself in the dilemma of whether his most trusted friend Lee was correct in saying that Motoko knows about Hanku's confession yet refuses to acknowledge that it ever happened.

Noon at Hinata as everyone gathers around for lunch, however Shinobu is nowhere to be found with the meal, nowhere in the apartments even. Naru turns to Keitaro as Su wimpers in hunger...

"I wonder where Shinobu could be. Last I saw her, she left so she could get groceries, but that was an hour and a half ago. Where could she be?"

"Don't know. Maybe there was a crowd."

Suddenly the entrance door slams open...

SLAM "I FINALLY GOT IT! I FINALLY GOT IT! HA HAAAAA!"

Everybody freaks out as Hanku dances inside and Keitaro falls on Naru in yet another face-in-bosom position..

"You THINK you'd learn! (POW) hmph…Now what were you saying Hanku!"

Hanku holds out a fancy document with the brightest smile...

"I got my fighting style legalized! It is an official form of martial arts! BRUCE LEE! EAT YOUR HEART OUT!"

Motoko perks up in interest...

"So what style is it called then, Royiaki?"

"Royiaki-Ryu Style Judo!"

"...you are so cheesy Royiaki."

Hanku holds out an ear-"Oh! Is that jealousy coming from someone who DOESN'T have their own fighting style? Hmmmm?"

"You'd wish!"

"RRRRRight! Sure you're not."

"I AM NOT!"

"Fine, fine...but it's still mine!"

"THAT'S IT!"

Hanku gets punched outside just in front of the steps as he looks up at someone who just reached the top and looks down at him...

"Geez...gotta start expecting those more often. Oh? Hi Shinobu!"

"Oh..um...Hi Hanku, I was just...I'm so sorry I'm late for lunch... I was..."

Shinobu runs off towards Hinata after looking behind her and bowing as a figure approaches Hanku...

"Wow...So she DOES live here."

Hanku springs up as he sees the boy's face...

"Huh! R...Rei!"

"Oh you must be a friend of Maehara-san...YAAHAAHHH! MASTER ROYIAKI!"

Rei immediately bows to Hanku and holds still...

"Still formal and panicky around me, huh?"

"Oh! No Master! That's not it!"

Hanku laughs-"Just get up and come inside ya dope."

Hanku wraps an arm around Rei and escorts him in.

A few minutes later everybody gathers around the table to hear why in the heck Shinobu was late and who brought her home. The boy looked 5' 7'', green eyes, royal blue hair in a long ponytail, dark skin (like Su), wearing blue jeans, a green shirt and brown jacket...

"Well...ummm...it started when...when..."

"Allow me Maehara-san."

"Oh...thank you, Rei."

FLASHBACK

Shinobu walks down the sidewalk with her bag of groceries in one hand as a group of 4 teens surround her, acting casual until they all swoop her deep into an alley…

"Heheh Hello there."

"Well lookie here fellas. Some girlie came into our part of town."

"Tsk Tsk that's not to smart of you missie. Ya gotta pay a fee if ya wanna get out of this alley."

"How about the food? The money? Yourself? Heheh"

"How about I have you all arrested?"

The four punks turn and one of them is immediately kicked across the face and into the wall. Rei turns to another member, pulls out his pistol, and starts firing at his feet while running at him. The punk dances in evasion from the bullets, but gets a somersault kick in the chin and back-flips to the ground. The other two surround Rei and run at him as Rei gets a gleam in his eye and jumps. He performs a full split in mid-air with two spinning kicks across the members' jaws.

Rei whips out his cell phone….

"Hey, Meg! I need backup at 43rd Street in the 4th alley on the left. I found our brawl starters from last night."

Shinobu stares at her rescuer whom sighs and looks at her…

"Are you hurt miss?"

Shinobu shakes her head and receives a charming smile from her rescuer…

"Well that's good news."

FLASHBACK END

"Yes, he was...fast in saving me."

Motoko raises an eyebrow...

"Wait...'backup'? Arrested? Who are you?"

"Oh pardon me…(Rei stands) I am Rei Hun (pronounced hoon) I am 13 years old and am an officer from Kyoto."

Everybody but Hanku flips-"WHAT! You're 13 and you're a COP!"

"Yes that's right. It may be quite unreliable coming from me, but that's what the badge is for."

Rei shows everybody his badge and oddly enough he was not lying. The kid was the law.

Mutsumi claps her hands in remembrance…

"Oh my! So you're the one they were talking about on TV."

"Excuse me?"

"Last night, I saw a national news program that talked about a 13 year old, Korean being a police officer, but I didn't quite remember what his name was."

Hanku stands and wraps an arm around Rei again…

"That's right! He's Korean, but he's not the bias type like most Japanese would expect him to be. This kid is even my student and pupil! He has been that for the last 3 years! We met when he kicked some gang's hide and I was interested in his fighting and wanted to improve it."

Motoko shows an interested look….

"So a Korean martial artist….Tae Kwon Do is it not?"

"Umm…Yes it is my way of fighting miss."

"Impressive….HA!"

Motoko draws her sword and lunges for Rei whom quickly reacts and kicks the sword into the wall as it becomes stuck.

"Alright…I'm convinced. He is quite skilled."

"He's not ONLY skilled…he's a MASTER of kicks and that does not include his punches and throws."

(Knock, knock, knock)

Hanku answers the door but quickly shuts it as camera shots and rambling is heard. Hanku turns around with a panicked look…

"Not good….Not good…"

"What is it Royiaki? Who is it?"

"It's my arch enemy!"

"WHAT! Mocsha!"

"No…WORSE! THE PRESS!"

The door continues to be banged on as Hanku holds it back. Kitsune however has a different opinion…

"Ooohhh. Do let them in. (poses) I'm ready for my close up now."

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY KITSUNE! Now that the press knows that I am here in a GIRL'S DORMITORY, Lord knows what they'll say about me. Let alone the paparazzi that'll follow."

"Oh. That is bad."

"How about if I cover up for you, Hanku? I'm the landlord, I'll handle the press."

"Will you Kei?"

"Of course. Just wait inside and hide from the windows."

"Wow Master, I never thought you'd be THIS afraid of the press."

"SHUT UP!"

"Oh well. So this is the Hinata Apartments huh? Funny that Maehara-san lives here. I was ordered to come here to answer a complaint against this place. They said a lot of noise came from this place quite frequently during the day, about 4-5 times, and it worried them, so what's the deal everybody?"

Everybody stares at each other and laughs a little until Naru answers…

"Our pervert for a landlord can answer that one."

"Indeed. Urashima may be the landlord, but he seems to take the title and try to use it to his advantage by peeping and groping us constantly. We just give him our own form of justice."

"But Naru! Motoko! Sempai probably does those things by accident. You two of all people should know that."

"Hmmm…Well if THAT'S the case, then I could have you all arrested for assault…"

Everybody gets slightly worried by his claim…

"…Or I could do nothing, ignore the future calls, let this poor man continue to get the stuffing beaten out of him, and possibly get a verbal thrashing or FIRING from my father, who also happens to be my boss…"

Everybody pretty much expected the worst to come from Rei now, except…

"Plan B sounds better to me. You're all off the hook."

Shinobu waves her arms in panic…

"What! But Rei, you mentioned so many terrible things that could happen to you!"

"Nah. I'm not gonna get fired. I'll probably just get a slap on the wrist and some teasing by my co-workers. Besides, you all don't seem to mind the accidents and the…groping for some reason."

"Yeah, ESPECIALLY the groping. They like that a lot! BOOF!"

Naru and Motoko pound Hanku as Keitaro comes back in taking a few deep breaths…

"Whew…wow…it's pretty hard to answer some simple questions with so many cameras around you."

"What did you say to them Kei? You didn't say that I was LIVING here did you?"

"Well…I just simply said that you were training with a friend here for a few hours and stayed for lunch. The real reason they came was because of Rei. His rescue caught their ears and when they came and saw YOU answer the door, you can guess what they thought."

"Wow…you did something right for once. Hmm…if I'm actually just visiting, then they would expect me to leave by late afternoon. Hmmm…I KNOW! I'll head home."

"WHAT! You're leaving all of us Hanku-sempai!"

"What? No! You guys are coming with me! I have my own island just east of Hong Kong. It may be getting a bit chilly for the beach here, but at my island it should still be in the 80s and 90s, so WHO WANTS THE BEACH?"

Everybody cheers as Rei makes his way to the door…

"Well, I suppose I'll let you all go. I won't report any of you all. It all seems too much like a strange form of love and friendship in this place. I'll be on my way."

"Now wait just a moment Rei! You're coming too!"

"Huh? But…but Master…"

"No buts! You'll tell your boss you're currently investigating us as of NOW!"

"(sigh)…Very well."

Rei calls his boss/father while Hanku and the others quickly head to their rooms to pack.

An hour later, everybody returns with things packed, when a crash is heard just outside the door. Everybody rushes outside to see a wrecked van as the door busts open and Seta rises out with a fountain of blood spewing from his head…

"Hi there everyone! Been awhile hasn't it?"

Everybody says their hellos until Hanku steps forward…

"Seta…"

"Hm? Oh hi Hanku…eh?"

Hanku lunges forward and begins a series of punches and kicks at Seta whom dodges each of them until he grabs Hanku's fists…

"Hmm…you're getting better Seta. Though, still no match for me if I fought full force."

"(chuckles) Yes and I'm quite thankful you haven't ever since last year."

Keitaro steps forward-"Hold on! You two know each other?"

"That's right part-timer. I was exploring a ruin in the mountains and I came across Hanku in training. He was creating a few rock slides with his punches and kicks against the mountains, which were a little bit of a problem during our hike. We even did some sparring during that time."

"He was quite skilled and even almost won, but I came back and took the victory. That fight taught me the consequences of underestimation…and it's a pain...literally"

"Well you didn't remember that lesson when you first fought me did you Royiaki?"

"Ahahaha hahaha Yeah, very funny."

"So are you all heading somewhere with all that luggage?"

"Actually…"

Later, we see Hanku flying high while carrying the van, below him, with everybody in it, and I mean EVERYBODY, except Motoko and Shinobu. Motoko is flying and Shinobu is on Hanku's back…

"Sorry there wasn't enough room in the van for you Shinobu."

"No, umm….it's alright…it's just that…we're so high up!"

"Don't worry Shinobu. Motoko will catch you if I drop you, but the only way for that to happen is if you let go."

"Oh!"

Shinobu holds even tighter to Hanku, whom gets a gleam in his eye, looks at Motoko, smirks, and looks down at the van…

"Don't even think about it Royiaki!"

"Oh c,mon! It'll be funny."

"DON'T!"

"Hey Shinobu! Wanna see a trick? Look no hands!"

Hanku briefly lets go of the van and recovers. Screams are heard from the van and a pounding is heard shortly after….

"HAHAHAHAAA! Figures Kei would've ended up in an awkward moment! (POW) OW!"

"I warned you!"

"You hit me though! I could've dropped it for sure!"

"Hmph. Don't do it again then."

"Oh! Miss confident! You wanna carry this heavy load then?"

"Just shut up and carry it."

Within a couple of hours, they land in a lush island with a huge mansion in the center. It all looked like a resort rather than a home. Hanku lands himself and opens the door…

"Alright, everybody! Out of the van. Sorry about the stun—(POW) BAAAAAAHHHAAAA!"

Haruka, Naru, Su, Rei, and Sara kick/punch Hanku into the ocean with a flustered look as Keitaro gets out as well…

"THAT WASN'T FUNNY HANKU! I grabbed EVERYBODY during that crap you pulled!"

"Really? That worked better than I thought then. Even Haruka?"

"Yes even my aunt!" (BANG)

Haruka punches Keitaro into the ocean as well just next to Hanku…

"For the hundredth time, call me Haruka."

"Wow! That worked too! You're too easy Kei."

"Shut up! It's your fault."

Making sure Haruka hears-"WELL YOU MUST REMEMBER TO RESPECT YOU ELDERS!"

Haruka points at a bag in Seta's hand…

"Is that Hanku's?"

"Yeah. Why?"

Haruka grabs it and throws it at Hanku's head as he was swimming for shore.

While everybody gets their stuff, Hanku and Rei walk up to the front door. Both look around the door until Rei sees wires almost hidden along the walls with tiny devices at the end. He then sees them run along the front steps. Hanku sees the wires to and backs up with Rei.

"Whadya think Rei."

"I say sound-tripping something. Could be a bomb. Could be a poorly installed doorbell. It just takes in sound. I'll go on."

Rei takes out his pistol, and cautiously steps closer to the door. Slowly but surely he feels ready to bust down the door…

"WHATCHA DOIN' REI! BEING A SECRET AGENT?"

Su leaps onto Rei's shoulders and her skirt covers his eyes…

"AHH! KAOLLA-SAN! PLEASE! AW CRAP! EVERYBODY GET DOWN! GET DOWN!"

Even with Su on his neck, Rei is able to run and jump into the ground as the front door explodes as four young girls exit from the wreckage in army outfits with machine guns in hand…

"ALRIGHT! Everybody on their chests! You thieves haven't got a chance at stealing from this place as long as WE'RE here!"

"Who are—"

"SILENCE NERD!"

One of the girls comes over and steps on Keitaro's head as the other three aim their guns at everybody else until Hanku stands up and dusts himself off with a flustered look…

"GOD DAMMIT GIRLS! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRIP-WIRE THE FRONT DOOR?"

All of the army-girls gasp and look towards Hanku with hearts in their eyes…

"KYAAHHH! Master Hanku! You've returned!"

The girls leap onto Hanku and embrace him like family as everybody else is too confused to even speak.

"Oh! Excuse me everybody. Let me introduce you to my maids."

The girls remove their uniforms, revealing French-maid outfits…

"The tallest one here is Kiki."

Kiki was 5'9" with purple hair and green eyes

"Sorry about the stomp sir."

"The shy one behind me is May."

May stood 5'3 with blonde hair and purple eyes

"Umm…How do you do."

"And these two are twin sisters: Jade and Jane"

Both were 5'6" and had green hair and yellow eyes. In unison…

"Pleased to meet you."

"And this is my home."

Everybody still stares in confusion at what in the HELL is going on!

Ahhhh…another chapter done. That's 3-4 updates in an entire year! Wow! Impressive! Anyway, I'M NOT GONE JUST YET! IT WILL BE FINISHED!

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