Disclaimer: Yeah, Yeah. I do not own YGO or YYH… so sue me. I'm using the characters as Chomical relief. So there! Anyway… I'll get going on the story now. This may not be as funny as the first one…

Note: Last time, we left the YYH cast after they had given Koenma some cocaine to "keep safe". Well, that didn't turn out too well. But at least they made some friends.

Koenma sat in his office, smoking the cocaine as usual.

"You know what? I think I'm going to get my good old friend Naraku on the phone. Jorge… get Naraku on the line for me." Koenma said to himself before ordering Jorge around.

"Yes, sir." Jorge replied. Soon after, Naraku appeared on the screen in front of Koenma.

"Ah… my old friend, Koenma. To what do I owe the pleasure?" Naraku asked cunningly (Yes, this is the same Naraku from Inuyasha).

"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to swing by my pad later." Koenma asked.

Naraku shook his head, "No, it's my job to just sit here and wait for Inuyasha to be killed while my minions do all the work for me. Plus, I think my hair is thinning because of all those demon puppets I keep using."

"Yes. I also wanted to tell you to keep that Priestess, Kikyo away from Yoko Kurama. She continues to mistake him for Hindu-trash-ya." Koenma explained.

"You mean Inuyasha." Naraku corrected.

"… whatever." Koenma snapped.

"And Koenma…"

"Yes…?"

"Beware of Michael Jackson."

Koenma chuckled, "What a sad life you live."

Naraku glared at him, "But don't you do something similar? I believe you sit in your chair waiting for your Spirit Detective to succeed in his missions."

Koenma gulped, "Well… yes… I mean no… I mean… Uhm- YES I AM AWESOME!" With that Koenma hurriedly hung up.

At Yusuke's house, Yusuke had called together Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara.

"Where did you guys go while I was on vacation. I heard Pacifier bitch put you guys on a mission." Yusuke asked.

"Yes, well… he thought a few humans in a city called Domino were fighting with actual monsters when they were actually digitally animated creatures. Then there was the chaos with a hobbit and a wizard and cocaine." Kurama explained.

"We plan on going to see them again later today." Hiei said.

"Hey! You guys never told me that!" Kuwabara complained.

"Because your puny mind couldn't handle the overexertion." Hiei snapped.

"What's that supposed to mean, shrimp!?" Kuwabara retorted.

"Exactly how it sounds, you incompetent." Hiei snapped again.

"Settle down. Perhaps we should just go to the portal now." Kurama said with a sweatdrop.

"Yeah… I got a bone to pick that idiot who's all protective of that girl that looks like Yukina." Kuwabara said coolly.

"It's your move!" Yami Yugi shouted. "But first, let me waste the rest of the episode by talking to myself like a person in dire need of a psychologist." (Notice the word Psycho in the word psychologist?)

Half an hour later…

"Yes! That's the perfect plan!" Yami Yugi shouted again.

"Are you ready to move yet?" Yami Bakura asked.

"Yes! … I quit!" Yami Yugi shouted.

Suddenly a hole opened in the sky above them and Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama fall from the opening in the sky. Kuwabara missed landing on the blimp that the Yu Gi Oh cast had been riding on.

He slipped and tumbled off the blimp's edge. "Remember meeeee!" He screamed.

"Aren't you going to help you're friend?" Téa asked.

"Nah. He's fallen from higher heights than that." Yusuke said.

"I totally noticed something! That girl looks like Keiko!" Yusuke shouted.

Téa blinked and pointed at herself, "You mean me?"

Yusuke laughed and nodded. In a flash he was behind her, "Nice uniform." He crowed.

"You jerk!" She said, whirling around and slapping him.

"Friend of yours?" Yami Bakura asked Hiei.

"You have no idea." Hiei muttered.

Yami Yugi transformed back into regular Yugi, "Well… I'm glad that's over."

"What is with this Yami thing!?" Hiei shouted.

"We have ancient spirits inside of us." Yugi explained.

"Well… except for one. He's possessed by a psychotic moron bent on ruling the world with a piece of metal and three pieces of paper." Kaiba muttered.

"I'm going to figure out this Yami thing whether you people like it or not." Hiei said. He unsheathed his katana, "Time to operate, let me get my katana."

Hiei lunged at Yugi, who immediately ran for his life.

Yusuke stood up at this, "Hiei, give me the katana!" he shouted, walking quickly to Hiei.

Hiei sheathed his katana and held it in his arms like a baby, "No! It's for me!" He shouted running away. Yusuke ran after him, "Give me the katana!"

He ran away shouting, "No!" repeatedly even after Yusuke stopped chasing him.

"Give me the katana!" Yusuke shouted once more.

"No! It's for me!" Hiei shouted back.

"Well, who cares about you!?" Yusuke retorted.

"I do!" Hiei responded.

"Well, I don't!" Yusuke shouted angrily.

Hiei stopped running and gasped, "gasp Yusuke!"

"I just realized something." Kaiba said.

"What's that, Kaiba?" Joey asked suspiciously.

"I could have skipped dueling Marik and just punched him. Then I could have just stole his card. The series would have been a lot better that way." Kaiba groaned.

Kaiba walked up to Marik. Marik looked up to him, unaware of what he had previously said, "What's the matter, Kaiba? Here to challenge me?"

Kaiba threw punches at Yami Marik.

"Ow! You have a death wish-Ow! I'll send you to the shadow-Ow!" Yami Marik said in between punches.

Eventually he burst into tears, "You take everything too far! I'm leaving you!" he shouted, tossing his card at Kaiba.

Kaiba missed catching the card and it fell over the edge.

"Why couldn't he have just handed the card to him?" Tristan asked.

"It's not dramatic that way." Kaiba said.

"Kaiba! Land this Blimp!" Yami Yugi shouted.

"Why should I?" Kaiba snapped.

"We need to get that card." Yami Yugi shouted… again.

"Why do you yell all the time?" Yusuke asked Yami Yugi.

"I can't stop!" Yami Yugi shouted again.

Minutes later the blimp had landed. Kuwabara ran up to the blimp as everyone got off the blimp.

"What took you guys so long?" Kuwabara demanded.

"See? Told you." Kurama teased them.

"Oh yeah! That reminds me. We need to finish our duel, Pharaoh. You can't just quit." Yami Bakura shouted at Yami Yugi.

The two started dueling and Yami Yugi had nearly defeated Yami Bakura.

"Heart of the Cards my ass! He's just one lucky Sunnova Bitch!" Yusuke shouted.

Something beeped and Yami Yugi unfastened a beeper from his belt. "Aaah! It's the Heart of the Cards! It's telling me to draw another card!"

Yami Bakura drew a card and laughed. He glared at Yami Yugi. He placed the card on the field and corn appeared, "I swear by all that is-corn?"

He suddenly regained his posture, 'H-ha ha ha! My corn is invincible!"

"That's not a real card, you fool. You drew that with some crayon and wrote "Corn" on it. I mean, look at the stats! It has 9999 attack points and is immune to EVERYTHING!" Kaiba shouted angrily.

"What's your point?" Yami Bakura asked casually.

"You can't have a vegetable with 9999 attack points! It isn't possible!" Kaiba shouted again.

"But… it's corn!" Yami Bakura whined. He pulled out an ear of corn from his pocket and stroked it, "Corn is niiiicccce." He cooed.

Kurama had secretly used his powers unbeknown to anyone to transform the corn into a giant corn monster.

The monster roared and turned on Bakura. It began to chase him around.

"Corn! Why have you betrayed me!?" Yami Bakura cried.

"Hey! You with the long red hair! I challenge you to a duel!" Yami Yugi shouted…. AGAIN!

Kurama had accepted the duel disk Yami Bakura had left behind.

During the duel Yami Yugi had paged "The Heart of the Cards."

His pants began to ring and he grabbed the beeper from his belt again. It read: "You're screwed."

Yami quickly scribbled on a scrap piece of paper and taped it to a common card. He held it up to Kurama, "I use this Magic Card-which I haven't given a name yet!"

"You're cheating, Yugi! You can even tell you used lined paper to draw that card." Kaiba shouted accusingly.

"No it isn't!" Yami shouted, his eyes shifting back and forth. "Kaiba's duel disk is malfunctioning!"

"Just throw the stupid thing away, Yug'. We all know it's a fake." Joey said.

"What do you know!? You're hair looks like a garage door when you lift your head!" Yami Yugi snapped back.

Minutes later Yami Yugi had lost to Kurama.

"You win. Take my puzzle." Yugi said offering his puzzle to Kurama.

"I don't want it." Kurama said shaking his head.

"You won! Take it!" Yugi insisted.

"I don't want that kinky thing!" Kurama shouted getting irritated.

"TAKE IT!" Yugi shouted angrily.

"FINE!" Kurama shouted back angrily.

He put the puzzle around his neck. But unbenounced to him, Yami and Yoko were fighting inside his mind.

"Get out of here. This place is occupied!" Yoko growled, pulling a rose from his hair.

"We don't need a beauty contest! I'll duel you for this mind!" Yami Yugi shouted.

"How about I punch you and you get lost." Yoko threatened.

"Merve's!" Big Gay Al shouted peeking out from a corridor in Kurama's mind.

"You get out of here, too!" Yoko shouted angrily.

Yami quivered, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Yami's voice was so loud, that it echoed in Kurama's ears.

He took the puzzle off his neck and threw it at Yugi, who had not been paying attention and received the puzzle square in the back of the head.

Meanwhile, Hiei was arguing with Joey.

"Vanilla!" Hiei argued.

"Strawberry!" Joey argued back.

Joey lowered his head so his hair shadowed his eyes, "Oh look! My eyes are gone." He said.

"Where did they go?" Téa asked.

"I don't know. Ask the guy who stopped drawing them." Joey responded.

Suddenly he raised his head so his hair had revealed his eyes again like an opening garage door.

"Oh look! They're back!" Joey announced.

"They look good on you!" Téa crowed.

"Shut up, you peacock. No one likes you." Hiei growled.

Téa fumed, but before she could say anything Kurama had given her a pretty purple jewel.

"Don't mind him. He has an uncanny temper." Kurama explained.

"Hey! That's mine!" Shouted an angry dog demon with dog ears and silver hair. (Yes, that's Inuyasha.)

He snatched the jewel from Téa and stomped off.

Suddenly they had heard screaming in the background again, "AAAAH! CORN!"

Kurama and Hiei sweatdropped, "I knew I forgot something." Kurama murmured.

"I use the power of the cucumber!" Yami Bakura shouted.

The corn just roared and continued chasing him.

"Perhaps it's better we go, before this gets any crazier." Yusuke said.

"Yeah… Pointy hair chased me around and got his hair stuck in a Legolas Poster." Kuwabara said.

With that, all of them had left.

"AAAAAAAH! CORN! I USE THE POWER OF THE PICKLE! Which is similar to the power of the cucumber." Yami Bakura shouted. Suddenly the corn burst into flames.

"I LOVE YOU, PICKLE!" Yami Bakura shouted, snuggling with the pickle.

A. N. : Yo Yo! Whats up my homies!? I finished another chapter of this crazy saga. But I'm running low on material… so I'm probably gonna stop writing them. Bye!