-Legolas-
Legolas runs through the forest... Legolas is chased by a handsome man... Legolas is tackled and thrown into the river by the handsome man... Legolas and the handsome man decide to relieve themselves of clothes... Legolas swims with the handsome man... Legolas and the handsome man have dinner... Legolas and the handsome man go stargazing... Legolas and the handsome man fall in love... Legolas learns the handsome man is to be King of Gondor... Legolas also learns the handsome man must leave Mirkwood... Legolas cries for the loss of his handsome man...
-Aragorn- Aragorn leaves his handsome elf... Aragorn returns to his Peredhel father... Aragorn goes walking in the gardens... Aragorn meets a lovely Elf-maiden... CRASH! Aragorn stands up and rubs the bump on his head... Aragorn is slapped by the indignant Elf-maiden... Arwen goes running to Daddy... Aragorn gets a time-out...no, just joking... Aragorn is "exiled" to Mirkwood... Nine months later A half-elf is born!
Legolas runs through the forest... Legolas is chased by a handsome man... Legolas is tackled and thrown into the river by the handsome man... Legolas and the handsome man decide to relieve themselves of clothes... Legolas swims with the handsome man... Legolas and the handsome man have dinner... Legolas and the handsome man go stargazing... Legolas and the handsome man fall in love... Legolas learns the handsome man is to be King of Gondor... Legolas also learns the handsome man must leave Mirkwood... Legolas cries for the loss of his handsome man...
-Aragorn- Aragorn leaves his handsome elf... Aragorn returns to his Peredhel father... Aragorn goes walking in the gardens... Aragorn meets a lovely Elf-maiden... CRASH! Aragorn stands up and rubs the bump on his head... Aragorn is slapped by the indignant Elf-maiden... Arwen goes running to Daddy... Aragorn gets a time-out...no, just joking... Aragorn is "exiled" to Mirkwood... Nine months later A half-elf is born!