YUSUKE GOT RUN OVER BY A LEXUS
CHORUS:
Yusuke got run over by a Lexus
Saving some kid from an early reprieve
You can say there's no such thing as Reikai
But as for me an' Yusuke, we sure do believe
He'd been skipping too much school,
And we begged him so much to go.
But he forgot his school uniform,
And he strutted out the door
into the streets of Tokyo.
When we found him that afternoon,
At the scene of the attack
He was lifeless,
And incriminating tire marks
on his back.
Yusuke got run over by a Lexus
Saving some kid from an early reprieve
You can say there's no such thing as Reikai
But as for me an' Yusuke, we sure do believe
Now we're all so proud of Atsuko,
She's been taking this so great.
See her in there watching soaps,
Drinking beer and lying around
with week old food she ate.
It's not an average day without Yusuke,
Keiko's sitting around weeping
The kids won't sit and play.
Teachers are partying up a storm
Oh boy, there's gonna be hell to pay
Yusuke got run over by a Lexus
Saving some kid from an early reprieve
You can say there's no such thing as Reikai
But as for me an' Yusuke, we sure do believe
Now Yusuke's meeting Koenma
And laughing at his height (ahhhhh!)
He's got this brand new spirit beast,
That would replicate his personality
Of power and might.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves.
If you don't think that Reikai exists,
Just ask the ogres who clean their shelves!
Sing it, BAKA!
Yusuke got run over by a Lexus
Saving some kid from an early reprieve
You can say there's no such thing as Reikai
But as for me an' Yusuke, we sure do believe