Bri: Hey guys I am writing a fanfic. That means that DON'T own the characters, events places and quotes anyone else claims as their own, unless I came up with it first.

Manda: What she means is, she doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Jess: I wish I did.

Bri: So do I. Jin.

Manda: You both are idiots.

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I Will Not Chase Boys

Three teenage girls walked down the sidewalk away from their school, bored out of their minds.

The tallest of the group voiced her opinion on the matter of boredom.

"I'm bored."

"No really." The second tallest snapped.

"Really." The tallest replied

"Jin." The shortest was staring off into space.

"What are we going to do Manda?" the tallest questioned the shorter one.

"Jess, if I knew I wouldn't be here with you geeks." The middle one replied.

"Jin."

"Would you shut up about him?!" Manda screamed at her.

WHACK

"Owwwww," The shortest pouted, "Manda you EEEVILE."

"You did that yourself." Manda choked out rolling on the ground laughing.

"Yeah, Bri, you did." Jess commented.

Manda wiped tears out of her eyes, and stood only to fall back down unable to control her glee. "Hey I have an idea." Bri realized after hitting her head on the pole.

"What's that?" Jess asked

"We could get Jin, Kurama, Jin, Hiei, and Jin to come after us instead of us going after them."

Manda finally quit laughing and sat up.

"I'm listening."

"We need to each steal something they would miss the most and run with it." Bri answered happily.

"Or," Jess began with and evil glint in her eye, "We could find Kurama, give him that fruit of the previous life stuff. Make him turn into Youko. Pull his tail and make him faint. Then take him to my house and keep him as my pet and feed him inari-zushi forever and ever and ever..."

"Or not." Bri replied.

"What should I take of Hiei's?" Manda questioned out loud.

"His katana or his 'sweet snow'." Bri replied, as jess was still going on with her evers.

"Well, what are you going to steal?" Manda asked Bri.

"Jin's shirt, he shouldn't wear a shirt."

"Hiei shouldn't wear a shirt either."

"He doesn't," Jess pointed out, "And half the time he doesn't wear his psycho cloak thing."

"Kurama is a girl."

"NOOOO!"

"Hey," Bri cut in, "Jess is right about the cloak thing."

"Jin is ugly."

"Gasp... No he's no'. 'E's so cute an' wuvable, an' adorable. My Jin!

"Are we all agreed in our plan?"

"..."

"Hello."

"..."

"Hey!"

"Hmm?"

"Are we all agreed?"

"Agreed."

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Bri: Yay, Chapter 1 down. Chapter 2 on its way

Jess: Kurama is not a girl! He is a guy and He's hot!!!

Manda: Girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl

Jess: NOOOOOOOOO

Bri: I don't know them, but you can read and review please!!!! puppy dog face