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Chapter 3: SGU

"Kakashi, hands off!" he yelled as he made a shooing gesture with the kitchen utensil he held in his hand, "You're going to make me burn dinner!"

The older ninja backed off with a frustrated sigh. "You said tonight was going to be special!" he whined acting as if he were a child who had gotten socks for Christmas. When the only response he received from the man laboring over the meal (and ignoring his advances), was a chuckle, Kakashi decided a rant was in order. "First, you try to seduce me in by batting those pretty little eyes of yours, and then you start rubbing up against me and whispering dirty things in my ear! In public! In front of children! And you know how that affects me. Trying to get me aroused in front of all those people! Then, you make me jealous by flirting with another man! And now! Now that you gotten your way, you're going to hold out on me because you derive pleasure from seeing me hot and horny! Well, no more, Hatake Kakashi is no longer your personal sex slave to use and toy with! I have feelings to ya know, and I demand to have a say in this matter. I demand sex! Right here, right now!" he finished looking quite triumphant as he gestured with his finger to the counter top. He actually looked as if he actually believed that it would actually work!

Iruka looked up from his work and blinked, "Kakashi, you're always hot and horny, and if you don't keep your hormones and imagination in check, you're not going to get anything. Not any of my cooking and not anything in bed, now sit down."

There was an audible sigh of defeat from his masked love as he plopped down into a nearby chair. Iruka could practically feel his lover's lecherous eye on his backside and didn't even want to think of what was going on in his even more lecherous mind. Knowing the drill, he turned around quickly to smack the hand (that had gone into a pinching mode), away from its intended target.

"I said behave!" he said sternly giving him a 'one more strike and you've got detention' glare. "And for your information, the only thing I remember about our meeting today was when you turned in your mission report..."

"And you tried to make a grab for me and force me into submission so you could have your way with me on the Hokage's Desk!"

"What!?" Iruka asked incredulously as the, oh so familiar feeling of the heat rising in his face, crept up on him. "Our hands touched when you handed it to me. That's all!"

"Well, what about all that dirty talk?"

"I invited you to come over for dinner!"

"Exactly, you invited me to cum over for dinner!" He was now grinning stupidly under his mask, glad Iruka couldn't see it. Watching the chuunin try to comprehend his fantasies had become as addictive a pastime as rereading chapter 4 of Icha Icha Paradise Vol. 6...right along with seeing how many times in a day he could get Iruka to blush and how many times he could get him to...cough "Why'd you hit me?!"

"Because I know what that look means! And please don't tell me that the 'other man' you're talking about is Naruto."

"Ah see, you admit to your crimes."

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't try to play innocent. That only works on people who haven't seen you naked and begging for it."

"Arghh! I don't even know why I try sometimes." The furiously blushing Iruka turned back around to continue what he was doing when he felt a tug on his pant leg from a groveling scarecrow.

"Please Iruka! I take back what I said about not wanting to be your sex slave; you can use me and do as you please to me! You can even tie me to the tabletop, right here right now, and have your way with me. Then you can command me to pleasure myself until I pass out while you watch! So you can then do as you please with my unconscious defenseless body! " Then, as if he were a mad man on crack, he bit the ass that he had been admiring a few moments ago. He was far to into the x-rated images going through his mind to remember to defend himself, and the blow he received was probably going to leave a mark in the form of a handprint on his left cheek. Thank goodness for his facemask.

Iruka immediately regretted it, he hadn't meant to actually hurt the jounin, and it was just a reflex he had picked up when they first started dating. His lover usually dodged or played it off by grabbing his hand kissing each finger and then inserting them into his mouth suggestively. Could Kakashi have really been that in need of attention? He'd only been gone a month, granted it was the longest they'd been apart since the start of their relationship.

Sighing inwardly, Iruka had to admit he had missed him immensely and was more then eager to be in his arms again. But he thought the jounin would have wanted to come home, take a shower, have dinner and relax a bit before diving under the covers with him. Then again, knowing Kakashi, it was Iruka who should have set his priorities straight. It should have been more along the lines of come home, have sex in the shower, have a dinner consisting of strawberries and cool whip while having sex on top of the dinner table, and then crawl under the covers to take a nap. That is, before he woke Iruka up for his, "midnight snack."

"I'm sorry" Iruka said in a soft and soothing voice, and he cupped the older mans face in his hands, "Your right, I did promise you something special, but I was hoping I could show you later. I thought you'd at least want to eat something." It seemed illogical, why did he have to apologize for Kakashi's overactive sex drive? He sighed even heavier as he looked into the jounins most lethal puppy dog eye. One still being cover, he reach over and pushed up the forehead protector to reveal the sharingan also in puppy dog mode; one blue, one red. Reaching over again he uncovered the most adorable cutely pouting face he ever seen the man pull off. One of his cheeks a puffy pink color. It was all the persuasion he needed as he smiled and turned off the stove before leading his lover into their bedroom.

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Kakashi was about two seconds from jumping his lover before he was asked to sit and wait for his 'special' gift. It was something he couldn't comprehend. How could he be receiving anything if Iruka wasn't even in the same room as him to give him anything? Absolutely baffling, mind boggling even; although there were several rather interesting things he came up with that he didn't think would sit well with Iruka, or the wall that separated them for that matter. He considered spying on his koibito but immediately rethought that when the term, 'sex deprivation' came to mind. It was the threat Iruka had used to keep him there. It was rather effective, made him want to be a good boy and do as he was told. So he just sat there and waited, planning out just what he would do to his clever little dolphin as a means of revenge. Gods did he miss him.

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In the bathroom attached to the bedroom of his house, Iruka had earlier hid a package he prayed that Kakashi would not have discovered before he could put it to use. He'd been planning for such an occasion for weeks and now was the perfect time. This was going to be a NOT Valentines Day, NOT White Day gift though he had been planning it since February. (A/N: In Japan, Valentines Day, Feb. 14, is a day when women give gifts to men and White Day, Mar. 14, is a day when men give gifts to women.) Everyone else had gotten gifts, so why not his lover and best friend. Its not like he would have minded giving him a gift on Valentines Day, he didn't hold any ego issues with admitting he was the uke of the relationship. It was the nature of the gift that kept him from giving it sooner. If he had done this on Valentines Day, it would have been something Kakashi would have never let him live down. Valentines Day was about love, not about fulfilling one of your lover's twisted sexual fantasies. At least that was what Iruka's opinion was on the matter.

Peering into the package he could tell immediately that he was going to have to work up some nerve to even put the contents on. He had replayed the moment in his head several times, and if Kakashi didn't jump him, he knew exactly what he was going to say too. He was a Shinobi, he could get his emotions under control easily, but for some reason being around the silver haired man in the other room always threw this off, be it him or anyone else for that matter. Kakashi had always teased him about loosening up and trying new things, he had never been one to avoid such things; he only thought that there were some things that were not meant to be done in public, be it a straight or gay couple. Take, for example, that time when Kakashi tried to get him to sit on his lap and make out with him; call him crazy, but that sort of thing is just not done in front of a class of wide-eyed 10 year olds. Well, he'll just have to teach him who wasn't always oh-so-proper!

Sighing deeply he peaked back into the bag and took a deep breath, perhaps he was thinking too much of this. The butterflies he was getting in his stomach however were protesting very angrily to his train of thought. Maybe that was it; he just had to stop thinking. He could do that; he'd seen Naruto do it all the time. Yeah. Ok. Getting undressed quickly, he carefully and hurriedly put on half of the bags contents, lest his lover become curious as to what was taking him so long. He tucked the remaining contents back into their original hiding place and put on a nice long robe. Letting his hair down and brushing it thoroughly, he glances at the mirror and gave himself an approving nod. To late to back out now. Taking another deep breath he walked into the adjacent bedroom.

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What he found there was a shock to say the least. Kakashi was laying spread eagle out on the bed with nothing on but a thin bed sheet, carelessly thrown over his more intimate areas. He had his eyes closed and was moaning softly as he pinched and massaged his own nipples, arching his back as one of his hands traveled and massaged his torso. Iruka could only stare—stare and drool. How is it he ever got to be so lucky was beyond him. But he couldn't go to his lover just yet. He would have to just enjoy the show until Kakashi gave him the attention he needed to start his own act, and knowing Kakashi's level of self-restraint, that wouldn't be a long wait. And as if right on queue a pair of mismatched and seductive eyes fixed on him.

"You took so long I though I'd have to start without you." He purred in a deep and husky voice that made Iruka shiver. Stay calm don't lose your focus. The scarecrow got on his knees and while tying the bed sheet around his waist. "What's wrong?" he spoke again. In the low lamplight, Iruka watched as the white bed sheet accentuated his lover's pale skin and silver hair, making the scene look surreal. "Am I losing my, touch?" He asked as his hand traveled back up his body seductively. Stay calm don't lose your focus. Iruka could only tell himself again. Time seemed to stand still as he watched the object of his affections run fingers through fair hair and lick his lips seductively. "Iruka…" he whined, finally giving in he sat back on his legs dishearteningly, "Doesn't that at least turn you on? I mean come on I haven't gotten that old have I?"

Chuckling softly and then clearing his voice loudly to try to keep himself from laughing and blowing the chance he got. With a hot blush on his cheeks he allowed the robe to pool on the floor around his feet as he said in the most effeminate and sexy voice he could muster:

"Ne, Kakashi-sensei, I was curious about something and I was wondering if you could teach me a few things." Cautious of letting down his act before knowing whether he was going to be either laughed at or mercilessly tackled and groped to death, Iruka held his breath and waited for the jounin's reaction.

Kakashi was dumbstruck with his mouth open as he stared idiotically at what he considered to be the sexiest and most erotic thing he'd ever seen in person. Standing before him was something out of his most x-rated fantasies. Iruka was dressed in a blue miniskirt and white top, complete with the matching high socks, and red scarf. The school girl uniform fit the man's slender body loosely, leaving everything to the imagination except for the remaining exposed areas that were his long slender legs and the beautifully tan skin of his midriff. His hair framed his hotly blushing face as he fidgeted with the scarf like a nervous virgin. Kakashi scanned the body repeatedly with his sharingan, as if trying to devour the site before it disappeared forever.

Iruka was quite sure that by the look on the jounin's face, he had Kakashi right where he wanted him. After letting out his breath he moved into the next part of his act.

"Sensei…are you listening?" Keeping the up the pretense as much as possible without doubling over in laughter suddenly seemed very difficult. "Sensei…" he said again with a pout as he advanced onto the bed and crawled seductively to his wide-eyed scarecrow. "You should really answer when a student needs you." This got Kakashi to come to attention, and from the looks of it, something behind those thin bed sheets had followed suite. Now only inches away and at eye level with one another, Iruka brushed their lips together gently and in a low and heated whisper, he mouthed against his lovers' lips, "Sensei?"

He let out an unceremonious "EEP!" as he hit the bed when Kakashi lunged at him, engaging him in a deeper kiss than any he cared to try to remember at the moment. His tongue greedily deviling into Iruka's mouth, as if it were trying to dominate him in every sense of the word, hands doing an equally possessive dance on the rest of his body. Kakashi's hand slipped under him and lifted his lower back gently, and in a not so gentle manor, began grinding the growing bulges behind their clothes together. Iruka broke from the kiss gasping and arched his back, "Sensei!" he called trying to keep the act up a bit longer, knowing full well that it would drive Kakashi wild. Kakashi let out a strangled groan of desperation and intensified his movements to the point where it became almost painful.

Kakashi on the other hand was trying desperately to get himself under control, not wanting this to end so quickly, he forced his body to stop the wild and deliciously heated friction that was building him up to a premature orgasm. Why was that suddenly so hard? What was he, sixteen again? Shish! Inwardly he scolded himself for almost losing control of his body and ultimately ending the moment. But looking into lust filled eyes, he could tell that Iruka wouldn't have complained very much. They looked at each other and said nothing, their breaths mingling as they tried to catch their breaths and calm their bodies down a bit. After a moment or so Kakashi leaned down and kissed Iruka softly, emerging with goofy grin on his face.

"For me?" he asked giddily.

Iruka blushed redder as he grinned back and nodded. "Anything for you."

Kakashi was touched. "You didn't have to do this for me." He said as Iruka smiled at him lovingly. "But you look so hot!" he said as he clanked his teeth together to emphasize his point. "Where did you get these from? They make me want to cream my pants just looking at you. Oh! Hold on a sec, I'll go get the camera!" He was about to get up but was stopped when strong legs wrapped around his waist to keep him in place.

"I don't think so." Iruka said with stern tone.

"Yeah, neither did I, but I can always hope and doesn't hurt to try." Said Kakashi as he leaned down to give Iruka another soft chaste kiss. "So were did you get these from and what's the occasion? You are really Iruka aren't you? You're not a figment of my imagination or a dream or Naruto looking for a beating are you?"

Iruka smiled again, "Don't worry, it's really me. And I got these from an old trunk in the attic; it's an old undercover uniform. Never been worn, it was still in its original packaging. It even has secret places to hold weapons and stuff." It was pretty obvious that Kakashi's mind was on other things as cool slender fingers found their way underneath his shirt to gently graze the skin of his abdomen and slowly moved farther up to brush his nipples softly. "So, do you still want to play pretend?"

"No." Kakashi breathed against he ear causing him to shiver.

He leaned down for another kiss, this one slower and deeper as his hands began to message the nipples into hardness. Iruka opened his mouth in invitation and Kakashi eagerly complied, slipping his tongue in to explore. Their tongues dueling playfully for a few moments before breaking the kiss to move farther down to Iruka's neck. Iruka moaned softly as he made his way down in a trail of searing kisses, taking the time to suck gently so as to taste and savor every inch of mocha flavored flesh. The excruciatingly slow pace making it all the more pleasurable as hands stopped their heavenly torture to untie the red scarf and lift up his shirt. Lips then found their way to erect nipples sucking gently at first before biting down hard enough to hurt, but not hard enough to bleed. Iruka made a small hissing noise as he took in a sharp breath from the sudden pain, but was moaning again as warm lips found their way back to soothe and comfort.

Grinning to himself, Kakashi began to blow cool air onto the offended flesh, knowing how much Iruka hated it. The moaning stopped as Iruka furrowed his brow at the discomfort and Kakashi felt fingers entwining in his hair and leading him back down to comfort the now cold flesh. More than happy to comply Kakashi took it into his mouth and sucked hard before kissing it gently and then moving farther down.

Just because Iruka was not an active chuunin did not mean that he wasn't built like one. To the contrary, his body was built very nicely with well-toned muscles and rock hard abs. His lithe frame and kind eyes giving him an air of weakness. This however had often times proved to be a strength in that others often found themselves wanting to protect him and to protect his kindness and innocence, knowing that he would happily die first protecting them and the village.

The only evidence of his lack of fieldwork would be the softness of his skin. His hands being even softer from the number of times in the day he would have to wash chalk off of them. Kakashi was very surprised the first time he was given the pleasure of touching it, and teased him mercilessly about his use of moisturizing soap for weeks. Despite this, he secretly thanked the heavens for it each night when he came back from the cold and often harsh extremities of shinobi life. During his most recent mission to a cold and hostile country, he found himself craving it immensely, and now, he wanted to savor the moment. They could get down and dirty later, but right now he wanted to feel all the love his dolphin could give him.

Hands found there way farther down to lift up the skirt and graze silken warm legs.

Silken?

Soft yes. But silken? Kakashi ran his hands down the length of his lover's legs. Why were they so smooth? Kakashi stopped all movement to look down to where his hands where.

Iruka tensed at the confused look on his lovers face. He covered his face with his hands and waited in an embarrassed anticipation for the moment of his lover's realization.

It hit Kakashi like a ton of bricks.

"You shaved your legs?!" He blurted out looking at the man beneath him in shock.

Iruka raised his face to look at him and they both just started at each other in silence. The crimson of Iruka's face had reached a new level of brightness that Kakashi could have sworn he'd seen glow. After a few more moments of silence, they both broke out into a fit of laughter.

When the giggles subsided Kakashi was the first to speak. "God Ruka, I didn't know you could be so kinky!"

"Actually, I can be a lot kinkier than that." He said in a semi-serious tone with an impish grin on his face that reminded Kakashi of the hell-raising boy that his lover used to be.

The mischievous glint in his eyes told Kakashi to brace himself before he asked, "Oh, how so?" His dolphin had been full of surprises today and something told him whatever his lover was going to say next may be the straw that broke his self-restraint.

"Well," the man beneath him replied as he lifted his right leg to rub the silky-smooth skin against his lover's cheek. Kakashi responded by kissing the skin softly and holding the leg in place and gliding his cheek against it to show his appreciation. Iruka chuckled softly before continuing, "Maybe that's not all I shaved." He said as he bit his lip to keep from laughing again, this time from the look on his lover's face. It was the last of the surprises for this night and he'd found that he had greatly enjoyed the look of shock that he could produce on the face of the great Copy Ninja Sharingan Kakashi of Konoha (A/N: Try saying that five times fast.)

Well this was a twist on his fantasy that Kakashi hadn't expected. "Agh! I want you so bad. Fuck savoring the moment! We can do that in round two." he said before dove back down to remove the white shirt and scarf, throwing the shirt to the floor but keeping the scarf. "Lets play shall we? Iruka-chan?" He grinned stupidly as he held the scarf up and his perverted genius mind went to work on the many games they could play. "First we can play sex-ed class demonstrations, and then we can play you've been a bad little boy and need to be punished, then we can play you've been a bad little girl and need to be punished, and then we can play sweet innocent virgin with a crush of her teacher, and then sweet innocent virgin who dresses up for his teacher, and then the rich girl who always get her way and tries to seduce the reluctant new young teacher! Oh and you can't forget experimenting virgins in the gym room shower. There are so many!"

He sounded like a kid in a candy shop, all Iruka could do was blush and smile at the look of happiness on the other's face, trying hard to ignore most of the comments, praying that they never happened in real life. But he couldn't be angry with his lover, he was sure Kakashi realized this was a one time deal and would want to take advantage of the opportunity before Iruka burned the outfit. He wasn't really worried about Kakashi throwing this back in his face or merciless teasing either. That is if Kakashi ever wanted any ever again, it was always an unspoken agreement they had. They trusted each other, their relationship wasn't all about fun and sex. While they hadn't spoken the word to each other, Iruka knew he loved the other man, and hoped he felt the same way. His train of thought was broken by a passionate kissed that as strong as their first that night.

"But first, I just want to hear you scream." The predatorily look in Kakashi's eyes as enough to make Iruka shudder, he felt like a lamb awaiting slaughter. Kakashi leaned back and lifted the skirt, "Ooo, white cotton panties, classic, good choice." He didn't admire them for long as they found there way to the floor with a playful tearing noise. "So hot!" He sounded as if he were close to tears with glee.

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After a few moments of catching his breath, Kakashi looked down to see Iruka out cold. He pulled out slowly and got no reaction from the other man, so he gathered him into his arms and allowed his body to recuperate. Kakashi smiled as he watched the other sleep and reached down to play with the fabric of the skirt.

During his mission he'd had a lot of time to think about him, and about their relationship. He remembered closing his eyes and picturing moments like these. Waking up every morning to find heaven in his arms smiling sweetly, and then sharing every night together in unparalleled raw passion with the same person. What more could he want? But there was more to it than just the amazing sex. He loved everything about Iruka, from the way he tied his hair in the mornings, to the way he looked before he snapped and went ballistic on you. Everything from the way he had to prepare every meal with care and perfection to the way he blushed to ask if Kakashi wanted to join him and Naruto for the occasional ramen treat.

So in some dark pit hundreds of miles away, Kakashi had realized that there could be no other. No one else could make him as happy or could share the passion; he couldn't even begin to imagine a life without him anymore. What would he do, who would he turn to? It was as if his life began and ended with the seemingly fragile body in his arms right now. The thought of loosing him had become the biggest fear he had ever faced. And what had he been doing up till now? Making a name for himself yes; but it all seemed so empty now and almost pointless. If he had become stronger to protect himself, then why would he if he had no reason to live for in the first place?

So in his hours of waiting in silence and in darkness, he came to the conclusion that he was in love with the dolphin. Far more than he could ever love any other, and even more than he loved himself. For a kiss, he would leave the world of the shinobi behind and do something crazy like open a ramen stand. It was unbelievable, he'd never thought this true love thing could happen to him, but here he was, a fool for the one he loved. At the same time it was almost too much to bear, to many new feelings and uncomfortably fuzzy thoughts. He sighed, there was no point in getting his thoughts jumbled or trying to reason. He would just have to tell the man when he woke and hope that this would be something that could last forever. Even if Iruka rejected him, it would not alter the way he felt, but to hear him return the feelings made Kakashi feel like there was no force in the world that could keep him from his love.

His thoughts were cut short as he felt a stir from the man beside him. Looking down, he watched beautiful chocolate colored eyes open slowly and lock onto his own. A smile graced soft pink lips as a blush formed around the sexy scar across the bridge of his nose.

"You were amazing!" Iruka said in an almost excited whisper, earning a slight chuckle for the man. Leaning in Iruka kissed the man softly on the lips before shifting his weight to be able to better see his lover. Moving closer he planted soft and slow sensual butterfly kisses along his lover's face and jaw line, occasionally nipping at the skin. He knew Kakashi loved it when he did this, especially after a long mission. The skin of his face would be extra sensitive after being masked for an entire month. The goofy looking grin and the slight tinge of pink of Kakashi's cheeks told Iruka that he was enjoying it immensely.

"I love you." It was just barely audible, but the emotion in it was unmistakable.

Iruka stopped mid movement and froze. Moving back to be able to look into the other's eyes his mind went blank.

"I love you." The words came again louder than before, sounding more like a declaration then a confession this time.

Iruka was at a loss for words, his eyes misting slightly from the joy he was feeling. "I love you too." He chocked out. It was just too wonderful. They smiled lovingly at each other for a moment. But the moment didn't last long as Iruka lunged at him with a passion that startled Kakashi.

The kiss was rough and slightly clumsy and Iruka moved hastily to straddle the others hips. Kakashi laughed happily into the kiss at his lover's sudden burst of energy. The night was promising to be an interesting one indeed.

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The next morning Kakashi was startled awake by a bright flash. He was confused to find Iruka standing over him with a Polaroid. The look on his face was promising mischief.

"Just a little something to keep with me while you're away on another long mission." He left quickly with a smug smile on his face. He was such a hypocrite!

Well I hope you liked this chapter, it was actually the first I ever wrote…. back in February of LAST year, so if it's a bit different then my usually style I have to sincerely apologize.

Did you get the clue? SGU? It stands for School Girl Uniform! Yay!

And here is the prize for all of you wonderful people who guessed oh so horribly wrong that I nearly split my sides. (One of the worst guesses was from my own beta reader Sketch: 'Semen Garnished Umino.' Or my new friend Faraway4today, who guessed: 'sexy girl umino,' which was really close. And there were sooo many others that all got deleted!

I tried to put it here but it wont work so its in the review section next to the lemon! You may have already seen it!

Review-kudasai! Last chapter coming up unless I get some good ideas!