The Little Peoples Disease
Authors Note: Okay. This is my first fanfiction I'm posting on here and I hate reading long authors notes, so this is going to be short. Hope your like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade. You figure out the rest.
It was a nice sunny day outside when Tyson decided to climb the apple tree in the backyard for a quick snack.
"Stupid Ray. Stupid lazy bumb. Can't make lunch because I have to practise beyblading all day because I'm to lazy and stupid to do anything else. Go eat dirt for all I care. He's an idiot." Tyson said in a mock impression of Ray in a wavy, high pitched, girlish tone. He climbed the tree and reached for an apple. "I mean, come on. How can a guy go on all day with no break, no snack, and have only eggs on toast, four pancakes, bacon, and ham for breakfast. Come on." He snatched the apple and raised it to his mouth. "What a freaky weirdo." Tyson was just about to take a bite from the apple, when he saw it start to glow. A tiny voice cried out from within the apple and a tiny glowing worm emerged from the top of it.
"Please don't eat me. If you do, you'll be cursed. You will become a wee one and I will laugh at you because then you will be contageous to your friends and your foes and aquainances." The worm made sweet little puppy dog eyes.
"Why you little bastard. Who are you to tell me what to and not to eat. Laugh at this, asshole." And with that, Tyson took a huge chomp out of the top of the apple, chewed as hard as he could, then swallowed, worm, apple, and all.
"I showed that little bastard who's boss. I feel kind of strange though. Oh well. I'm probabbly just hungry." Tyson started to chow down on all the apples there were in the tree. After he had eaten every apple in sight and was a quarter of a half full, he decided to jump down, since it wasn't a far drop for him. Well, at least until he looked down and realised that he could break his neck if he jumped down from a hight that far up.
"Funny. I don't remember the tree being this high up." He said to himself in a real little kidish tone. "I also don't remember my voice sounding so, uh, little kidish." He grabbed the branch above him and pulled himself upward to a standing position. He looked down at himself and realised that he had shrunk down to the size he was when he was six.
"Shit. How am I going to get down now?" He said aloud to himself, then in his tiny voice, started shouting at the top of his lungs, "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME GET DOWN! I'M STUCK!"
"Let It Rip!" Ray had just launched his beyblade and was practising in the front yard when he heard a tiny voice crying from the backyard. "Who the hell is that?" He wondered to himself. He caught his blade and went to investigate the noise. When he reached the backyard, he saw a little kid that looked exactly like a six year old version of Tyson.
"Hey kid. Whats your name and were'd ya come from" He asked walking over to the kid screaming in the tree.
"Ray! Ray! It's me, Tyson! I ate a glowing worm and it turned me little and it said that I'm contageous and I'll infect all of my friends, foes and aquaintances! Help me, Help ME!" Tyson cried at Ray very fast so that Ray hardly caught what Tyson had said.
"Are you Serious!? Holly Shit! It really is you, Tyson. Shit. I'd better start making lunch more often if your going to be walking around eating glowing worms when your hungry." Ray was totally amazed. How could a stupid worm make you six again, he wondered to himself. Well, this isn't the strangest thing that Tyson had gotten himself into.
FLASHBACK
Everyone but Tyson was in the middle of watching a movie in the living room, when they heard screaming coming from upstairs.
"What the hell was that? Oh crap. Do you think Tyson looked in the closet?" Max asked shiftily. "He probably just discovered he had a shadow." Kai comented to nobody in particular under his breath; but still loud enough so that everyone could hear. Tyson came running down the stairs screaming, "THEY'RE COMING! THE LITTLE LEPRECAUN PEOPLE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE BRINGING THE EVIL FERBIES AND BARBIES WITH THEM TO SUCK OUT YOUR SOULS AND EAT YOUR BRAINS! RUN! RUN! THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU! THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!" Tyson ran out the door and ran screaming about evil lepracaun people and evil killing barbies and soul sucking ferbies. Kenny stood up and started freaking out to "I wasn't hilusinating! There really Are evil lepracauns and barbies and soul sucking ferbies coming to GET US! AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And Kenny went running out the door after Tyson screaming his head off. Ray looked at Max.
"What exactly was in the closet, Max?" He asked suspiciously.
"Uuuuuuuuhhhh. Noooooothing." Max said unconvincingley with a smile on his face. "Pass the popcorn, Kai."
None of them gave it anymore thought as they sat on the couch watching the movie. Exactly one hour later, there was a knock on the door. Kai got up and answered it, then came back looking very disturbed. "It's for you." He said to Ray.
"Who's at the door, Kai?" Max asked as Ray got up to answer the door.
"Tyson." Kai simply replied with a shudder.
At the door, Ray found a police officer standing beside a nude Tyson and Kenny. He had their clothes all bundled up under his arm.
"Me and my partner found thease guys running around main street nude screaming something about evil lepracauns and barbies and soul sucking ferbies. We found their clothes on the sidewalk." The police officer explained.
"Ya. I'll take it from here, uh, Mr. Police Man." Ray replied. The police officer prodded Kenny and Tyson into the house, gave Ray their clothes, and shut the door behind them.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT ALL THIS STUPID STUFF!?" Ray exploded on them. Kenny and Tyson silently redressed.
"They are real, Ray. I mean, evil lepracauns are real." Tyson responded to Ray in a very small voice. "I have proof. Go look in the closet. That's their main headquarters. I swear, they will be there." Tyson assured him. Kenny shrugged
"I don't know. Now that I think about it, it all seems so illogical. Mabe we should double check." Ten minutes later, having explained everything to Kai and Max, the bladebreakers stood infront of the closet in Tyson and Max's room. Ray courageously opened the closet and this is what they found.
A furby was the first to greet them.
"Souls. Sooooooooouuuuuuuuulllllllllllsssssss. I need souls." It hissed at them. Kai picked it up and smashed it on the floor.
"That thing has been pissing me off all week." He muttered as Max tried to pick up all of the pieces of his broken furby on the floor. He glared at Kai.
"Can you fix it, Chief?" Max asked uncertainly. Kenny shuddered.
"I don't think I want to..." He started, but trailed off when he saw Max's puppy eyes.
"But I'll try. It shouldn't be that hard to fix." Kenny gave in. Kai gave the Chief a death glare.
Next, a barbie scated up, that was wearing moterized rollerscates and had a tape recorder taped to her back that was tripped by a switch, pressing the play button when someone oppened the closet door.
"I'm going to kill you." Said a voice that sounded a lot like Max's, but altered into a girly voice. Kai kicked it in the head, knocking it over.
"HEY! THAT'S MINE! YOU SHOULDN'T WRECK OTHER PEOPLES THINGS, KAI!" The Chief yelled at Kai. Everyone stared at him.
"What? So what if I have a more pronounced feminin side." The Chief replied back, turning completely red.
"And I thought Kai was gay." Tyson remarked under his breath, before getting clobbered in the back of the head by Kai, who had been standing behind Tyson and had overheard the little remark that was just made.
Next, a wind up lepracaun hopped up to them saying, "They're after me lucky charms!" Tyson screamed like a girl and feinted. Kai picked up the leprecaun and raised an eyebrow.
"I can't believe that Tyson actually thinks that this thing is real." He dropped it on the ground and left the room.
END OF FLASHBACK
Ray walked underneath the tree. "Jump Tyson and I'll catch you!" Ray yelled up.
"OTAY" Tyson yelled and jumped out of the tree and landed on Ray's head, knocking him over and landing on his back. Tyson got up so that Ray could stand up and catch his breath.
"Kid, you need to lose some weight." Ray weezed. Tyson's eyes weld up with tears.
"HUUUUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! HUUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Max, Kai and Kenny came rushing out of the house to see what the comotion was. They saw a six-year-old Tyson, sitting on the ground, bawling his eyes out and screaming that he was fat.
"Is that..........Tyson?" Max asked, suspiciously. Ray told them weasily what happened over Tyson's screams.
"So, he won't shut up because you called him fat, Ray?" Kai asked sarcastically.
"Uh, Ya." Ray was still trying to catch his breath.
"Are you going to be okay, Ray?" Max asked cautiously.
"Ya. I just need to catch my breath. I'll be okay." Ray weezed. Kai walked up to the crying Tyson. He grabbed him by the arm and pulled him up off the ground.
"When did you figure out that you were fat, chubby? When's the last time you looked in the mirror? I guess that it broke before you got a good look at yourself. Well, suck it up. You've been a fat ass all your life. I thought that you were used to it already. Well, all you have to do is exercise and hope that you lose ten pounds, then you'll be, what, only, uh, lets see, two hundred and forty pounds overweight. Now get in the house and eat something." Kai either tried to put down Tyson or cheer him up, no one could tell. Tyson looked up at Kai. He then tried to kick Kai in the shin, but missed and landed on his butt. He started screaming even louder than before, except now, he was cursing Kai, how little kids curse people.
"I HATE YOU KAI! I HATE YOU! YOUR SUCH A DUMB HEAD! YOUR SUCH A STUPID BUTT! I HATE YOU!" And on and on he went.
"Now you've done it, Kai." Kenny sighed.
"Way to go. Now, we won't hear the end of it." Max sighed.
"Kai, why did you have to go and say that. Now, as Max said, he won't ever shut up. I don't know when he was worse. When he was normal or now." Ray sighed, having finally caught his breath.
"Hm. Hey, butmunch. Want food?" Kai grunted at the screaming Tyson. Tyson stopped crying and his eyes lit up at the mention of food.
"YAY! Food, Food, Food, Food, Food!" Tyson got up chanting and ran into the house.
"I guess that I'd better go in and make some lunch." Ray sighed. He followed Tyson into the house.
"Ya! I'm starving!" Max followed Ray into the house. Kenny followed Max into the house. Kai sighed.
"A contageous little peoples disease. Perfect. Just what we need right now." And with that, he walked into the house.
Authors Note: Let me know how you liked my fic. My friend has been urging me to put it on, so here it is.
Authors Note: Okay. This is my first fanfiction I'm posting on here and I hate reading long authors notes, so this is going to be short. Hope your like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade. You figure out the rest.
It was a nice sunny day outside when Tyson decided to climb the apple tree in the backyard for a quick snack.
"Stupid Ray. Stupid lazy bumb. Can't make lunch because I have to practise beyblading all day because I'm to lazy and stupid to do anything else. Go eat dirt for all I care. He's an idiot." Tyson said in a mock impression of Ray in a wavy, high pitched, girlish tone. He climbed the tree and reached for an apple. "I mean, come on. How can a guy go on all day with no break, no snack, and have only eggs on toast, four pancakes, bacon, and ham for breakfast. Come on." He snatched the apple and raised it to his mouth. "What a freaky weirdo." Tyson was just about to take a bite from the apple, when he saw it start to glow. A tiny voice cried out from within the apple and a tiny glowing worm emerged from the top of it.
"Please don't eat me. If you do, you'll be cursed. You will become a wee one and I will laugh at you because then you will be contageous to your friends and your foes and aquainances." The worm made sweet little puppy dog eyes.
"Why you little bastard. Who are you to tell me what to and not to eat. Laugh at this, asshole." And with that, Tyson took a huge chomp out of the top of the apple, chewed as hard as he could, then swallowed, worm, apple, and all.
"I showed that little bastard who's boss. I feel kind of strange though. Oh well. I'm probabbly just hungry." Tyson started to chow down on all the apples there were in the tree. After he had eaten every apple in sight and was a quarter of a half full, he decided to jump down, since it wasn't a far drop for him. Well, at least until he looked down and realised that he could break his neck if he jumped down from a hight that far up.
"Funny. I don't remember the tree being this high up." He said to himself in a real little kidish tone. "I also don't remember my voice sounding so, uh, little kidish." He grabbed the branch above him and pulled himself upward to a standing position. He looked down at himself and realised that he had shrunk down to the size he was when he was six.
"Shit. How am I going to get down now?" He said aloud to himself, then in his tiny voice, started shouting at the top of his lungs, "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME GET DOWN! I'M STUCK!"
"Let It Rip!" Ray had just launched his beyblade and was practising in the front yard when he heard a tiny voice crying from the backyard. "Who the hell is that?" He wondered to himself. He caught his blade and went to investigate the noise. When he reached the backyard, he saw a little kid that looked exactly like a six year old version of Tyson.
"Hey kid. Whats your name and were'd ya come from" He asked walking over to the kid screaming in the tree.
"Ray! Ray! It's me, Tyson! I ate a glowing worm and it turned me little and it said that I'm contageous and I'll infect all of my friends, foes and aquaintances! Help me, Help ME!" Tyson cried at Ray very fast so that Ray hardly caught what Tyson had said.
"Are you Serious!? Holly Shit! It really is you, Tyson. Shit. I'd better start making lunch more often if your going to be walking around eating glowing worms when your hungry." Ray was totally amazed. How could a stupid worm make you six again, he wondered to himself. Well, this isn't the strangest thing that Tyson had gotten himself into.
FLASHBACK
Everyone but Tyson was in the middle of watching a movie in the living room, when they heard screaming coming from upstairs.
"What the hell was that? Oh crap. Do you think Tyson looked in the closet?" Max asked shiftily. "He probably just discovered he had a shadow." Kai comented to nobody in particular under his breath; but still loud enough so that everyone could hear. Tyson came running down the stairs screaming, "THEY'RE COMING! THE LITTLE LEPRECAUN PEOPLE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE BRINGING THE EVIL FERBIES AND BARBIES WITH THEM TO SUCK OUT YOUR SOULS AND EAT YOUR BRAINS! RUN! RUN! THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU! THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!" Tyson ran out the door and ran screaming about evil lepracaun people and evil killing barbies and soul sucking ferbies. Kenny stood up and started freaking out to "I wasn't hilusinating! There really Are evil lepracauns and barbies and soul sucking ferbies coming to GET US! AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And Kenny went running out the door after Tyson screaming his head off. Ray looked at Max.
"What exactly was in the closet, Max?" He asked suspiciously.
"Uuuuuuuuhhhh. Noooooothing." Max said unconvincingley with a smile on his face. "Pass the popcorn, Kai."
None of them gave it anymore thought as they sat on the couch watching the movie. Exactly one hour later, there was a knock on the door. Kai got up and answered it, then came back looking very disturbed. "It's for you." He said to Ray.
"Who's at the door, Kai?" Max asked as Ray got up to answer the door.
"Tyson." Kai simply replied with a shudder.
At the door, Ray found a police officer standing beside a nude Tyson and Kenny. He had their clothes all bundled up under his arm.
"Me and my partner found thease guys running around main street nude screaming something about evil lepracauns and barbies and soul sucking ferbies. We found their clothes on the sidewalk." The police officer explained.
"Ya. I'll take it from here, uh, Mr. Police Man." Ray replied. The police officer prodded Kenny and Tyson into the house, gave Ray their clothes, and shut the door behind them.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT ALL THIS STUPID STUFF!?" Ray exploded on them. Kenny and Tyson silently redressed.
"They are real, Ray. I mean, evil lepracauns are real." Tyson responded to Ray in a very small voice. "I have proof. Go look in the closet. That's their main headquarters. I swear, they will be there." Tyson assured him. Kenny shrugged
"I don't know. Now that I think about it, it all seems so illogical. Mabe we should double check." Ten minutes later, having explained everything to Kai and Max, the bladebreakers stood infront of the closet in Tyson and Max's room. Ray courageously opened the closet and this is what they found.
A furby was the first to greet them.
"Souls. Sooooooooouuuuuuuuulllllllllllsssssss. I need souls." It hissed at them. Kai picked it up and smashed it on the floor.
"That thing has been pissing me off all week." He muttered as Max tried to pick up all of the pieces of his broken furby on the floor. He glared at Kai.
"Can you fix it, Chief?" Max asked uncertainly. Kenny shuddered.
"I don't think I want to..." He started, but trailed off when he saw Max's puppy eyes.
"But I'll try. It shouldn't be that hard to fix." Kenny gave in. Kai gave the Chief a death glare.
Next, a barbie scated up, that was wearing moterized rollerscates and had a tape recorder taped to her back that was tripped by a switch, pressing the play button when someone oppened the closet door.
"I'm going to kill you." Said a voice that sounded a lot like Max's, but altered into a girly voice. Kai kicked it in the head, knocking it over.
"HEY! THAT'S MINE! YOU SHOULDN'T WRECK OTHER PEOPLES THINGS, KAI!" The Chief yelled at Kai. Everyone stared at him.
"What? So what if I have a more pronounced feminin side." The Chief replied back, turning completely red.
"And I thought Kai was gay." Tyson remarked under his breath, before getting clobbered in the back of the head by Kai, who had been standing behind Tyson and had overheard the little remark that was just made.
Next, a wind up lepracaun hopped up to them saying, "They're after me lucky charms!" Tyson screamed like a girl and feinted. Kai picked up the leprecaun and raised an eyebrow.
"I can't believe that Tyson actually thinks that this thing is real." He dropped it on the ground and left the room.
END OF FLASHBACK
Ray walked underneath the tree. "Jump Tyson and I'll catch you!" Ray yelled up.
"OTAY" Tyson yelled and jumped out of the tree and landed on Ray's head, knocking him over and landing on his back. Tyson got up so that Ray could stand up and catch his breath.
"Kid, you need to lose some weight." Ray weezed. Tyson's eyes weld up with tears.
"HUUUUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! HUUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Max, Kai and Kenny came rushing out of the house to see what the comotion was. They saw a six-year-old Tyson, sitting on the ground, bawling his eyes out and screaming that he was fat.
"Is that..........Tyson?" Max asked, suspiciously. Ray told them weasily what happened over Tyson's screams.
"So, he won't shut up because you called him fat, Ray?" Kai asked sarcastically.
"Uh, Ya." Ray was still trying to catch his breath.
"Are you going to be okay, Ray?" Max asked cautiously.
"Ya. I just need to catch my breath. I'll be okay." Ray weezed. Kai walked up to the crying Tyson. He grabbed him by the arm and pulled him up off the ground.
"When did you figure out that you were fat, chubby? When's the last time you looked in the mirror? I guess that it broke before you got a good look at yourself. Well, suck it up. You've been a fat ass all your life. I thought that you were used to it already. Well, all you have to do is exercise and hope that you lose ten pounds, then you'll be, what, only, uh, lets see, two hundred and forty pounds overweight. Now get in the house and eat something." Kai either tried to put down Tyson or cheer him up, no one could tell. Tyson looked up at Kai. He then tried to kick Kai in the shin, but missed and landed on his butt. He started screaming even louder than before, except now, he was cursing Kai, how little kids curse people.
"I HATE YOU KAI! I HATE YOU! YOUR SUCH A DUMB HEAD! YOUR SUCH A STUPID BUTT! I HATE YOU!" And on and on he went.
"Now you've done it, Kai." Kenny sighed.
"Way to go. Now, we won't hear the end of it." Max sighed.
"Kai, why did you have to go and say that. Now, as Max said, he won't ever shut up. I don't know when he was worse. When he was normal or now." Ray sighed, having finally caught his breath.
"Hm. Hey, butmunch. Want food?" Kai grunted at the screaming Tyson. Tyson stopped crying and his eyes lit up at the mention of food.
"YAY! Food, Food, Food, Food, Food!" Tyson got up chanting and ran into the house.
"I guess that I'd better go in and make some lunch." Ray sighed. He followed Tyson into the house.
"Ya! I'm starving!" Max followed Ray into the house. Kenny followed Max into the house. Kai sighed.
"A contageous little peoples disease. Perfect. Just what we need right now." And with that, he walked into the house.
Authors Note: Let me know how you liked my fic. My friend has been urging me to put it on, so here it is.