By: Stew Pid

Rating: Should be okay

Disclaimer: I only own the Stew Pid stuff

A/N: Hey! Me again. This is not new stuff, but I had written some conversations for Season 4 in my notes way back when which I had thrown out with my original fiction before I decided to post my fanfiction. But as you all know, the wonderful AvidTVFan was very much behind the whole season 4 enterprise and I had sent her all my notes for it a long time ago. She managed to dig up these old convos and sent them to me so I thought I'd post them in case anyone (I'm beginning to lose hope. Lol) wanted to use them or take up Season 4 As NOT Seen on TV for themselves. So here it is from me to Avid to me to you. A HUGE, ENORMOUS, GIGANTIC THANK YOU to AVIDTVFAN for EVERYTHING!! I dedicate this to you. Hope it does something for you all.

hey!! These are just some stupid conversations I thought up for after Lorelai and Luke get together. It's dealing with the whole thing of Lorelai and Rory being mother and daughter and Luke and Jess being uncle and nephew and whether that qualifies with the likes of a Brady Bunch romance. It's not a serious issue in the fic. It's just for humor. So here goes. This is just a rough draft. I hope it will get better and funnier.

Lorelai: So, do you think it's weird?

Rory: What?

Lorelai: Me and Luke...

Rory: No. I think everyone was expecting it eventually.

Lorelai: But me and Luke, you and Jess...

Rory: Yes, I guess we do hang out at that diner too much.

Lorelai: Don't you think our bond is bordering on freakish when we start picking guys from the same gene pool?

Rory: Only if we were wearing the same gene bikini.

Lorelai: And I have a jean bikini. You don't have one, do you?

Rory: Well, you've manage to ignore it on my Christmas list for some years now.

Lorelai: Great. Good thinking. Go me!

Rory: Feel better?

Lorelai: I don't know. But you know how I would feel better?

Rory: Mom, I am not breaking up with my boyfriend so you can go out with Luke.

Lorelai: Come on. You've been going out for months now. It's about time you got rid of him, don't you think?

Rory: No.

Lorelai: Fine. We can alternate. One month, I get to see Luke and you don't see Jess. Next month, you get to see Jess and I don't see Luke.

Rory: Are you serious?

Lorelai: No, but I'm proud of myself that you had to ask.

Later. Luke's. Rory and Jess are at the counter. Luke and Lorelai are talking at a table. Rory is feeling self-conscious now.

Rory: Do you think it's weird?

Jess: What?

Rory: (gesturing toward Luke and Lorelai) Them.

Jess: Yeah, but you can't explain attraction.

Rory: No, I mean, he's your uncle. She's my mom.

Jess: Really? Hadn't noticed.

Rory: You don't think this could possibly qualify for Jerry Springer?

Jess: If you were a midget with no legs and Luke was once a woman, possibly.

Rory: So you're telling me you don't think it's weird?

Jess: Well, this town raises the standards on weird daily.

Rory: Fine, but think of it this way. If we all were ever to get married…

Jess: Yes, in this country, I think group marriages are weird.

Rory: You know what I mean. If we got married and they got married, not only might our children look a lot alike, but Luke would be our kids' great-uncle and their grandfather. You don't think that's weird?

Jess: Happened with the Habsburgs all the time.

Rory: And look what happened to their chins.

Jess: There're plastic surgeons now. Don't tell me you really have a problem with this?

Rory: No, I guess not. Wow, I can't believe I brought up our children.

Jess: Yeah. I figured it was that time of the month.

(Rory slaps Jess' arm.)

A/N: So seriously, that's all I have. AvidTVFan may have dug up my old bones for me, but she has some golden bones in her closet herself. Please check out her sole effort, a one-part fic The Evening Mists Were Falling Now. It's just stunning, a beautiful piece that may take you back to better days of bittersweetness, when the sweet made the bitter taste better.