Hello ppl, You know, I really should work on some of my other fanfics... however this just beggs to be written. It's based loosely on an Rp I'm in at the moment.

Author's note: Au I guess you could say... work has interfered with my YGO watching pleasure. So yeah... One more thing. This is a very rare Yami/Y.Kura pairing. ;; And yes, In my mind it works.

Disclaimer: Dont own YGO! If I did, do you really think I'd be working at Kmart?? Sue me and I will laugh at you, you pathetic mortal! Have a nice day!

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Yami stepped into the elevator at the museum. It had been another typical day for the one time Pharaoh of Egypt. Get up, got to school, go home. Only this time he had decided to take a detour on the way home today. To where? The Museum of course, he wanted to have another look at the Egyptian exhibit to see if it held any more clues to his past.

He pressed the button for the lobby floor and leaned back against the rear wall of the elevator as it started moving. After a few moments of adjusting to the odd moving sensation, he swore he'd never get used to that, he closed his eyes and started to reflect on past events. How far he had come since His hikari originally released him from the puzzle.

He was just starting to reflect on the most recent thing, his separation from Yugi. They had recovered an old spell book from ancient Egypt, courtesy of Isis, that held a spell to separate duel inhabitants of one being. To say that all the Yami's and Hikari's were for it was an understatement, Especially in Ryou and Bakura's case, not to mention Malik and Marik's case. Yami and Yugi were reluctant at first, but in the end agreed. So here he was. In his own body, doing what he pleased.

The elevator stopped. Yami opened his eyes to see if it was his floor. Nope, still had 7 more to go. He closed his eyes again, ignoring the swoosh of the doors as they opened. Someone entered, muttering under their breath in Ancient Egyptian. There were only a few other people that new that language in this modern world. Out of curiosity, Yami opened his eyes to be greeted to the site of a disgruntled former tomb robber jabbing at one of the buttons, cursing the contraption to move faster.

Yami smirked a bit and watched Bakura for a bit before saying something. "What are you up to now Tomb Robber. "

Bakura twirled around, and glared at the former pharaoh. "None of your business Baka Pharaoh." he let out a low growl as he crossed his arms.

Yami eyed him up, taking in the sleeveless tight white t-shirt the tomb robber was wearing and the tight black leather pants. he noticed the knife he was carrying, along with a few Egyptian style arm bands that he hadn't seen out side of the exhibit, along with a scarab necklace where the scarab was made out of black onyx. Also in his ears, gold dangle earrings in the shape of an ankh. That raised his suspicions that the Thief had been at it again.

Bakura continued to glare that the pharaoh as the elevator started to move again. His eyes first went to the gold puzzle that was eternally around the others neck. from there his eyes went to the tight dark blue short sleeve shirt and the pair of faded jeans he was wearing. Next he noticed the buckles that the former pharaoh was always wearing. the black buckles adorned his upper arms and one around his neck as usual, plus one around his left thigh over his jeans. he also noticed the gold earrings in the shape of the eye of Ra in his ears. He did a mental check list to see if the other had anything worth stealing. Nothing, well except the puzzle, which he had yet to succeed in stealing.

"It is my business Tomb Robber, Egypt was my country. I do not allow someone as greedy as you to defile the tombs of my ancestors. The exhibits are here for people to learn about what was." He stated as he stared at him levelly.

Bakura snorted and turned to press the button once more, muttering for the 'damned contraption to hurry up.' "Oh please Pharaoh. Those people are long dead, its not like there going to miss some little trinket. I highly doubt the museum director will notice." he smirked slightly as he leaned against the opposite wall.

Yami glared at Bakura. "Tomb Robber. You better return whatever you stole. " he said, an under current of malice in his voice.

Bakura just flipped him off and smirked. "Not a chance Baka Pharaoh. "

Before Yami could react, the elevator gave a jolt and shuddered, sounds of groaning metal sounded around them as the lights flickered. the elevator stopped and gave one last shutter before being plunged into complete darkness.

"Well isn't this fun." came the sarcastic sound of Bakura's voice as he pulled a lighter out of his pocket and lit it. He looked around for any 'possible' escape routes. The only one being the emergency hatch on the roof of the elevator, which just happened to be over Yami's head. Bakura started to come up with a plausible plan that would A. get him outta there and B. get him the puzzle.

Yami glared at the other occupant of the small box and promptly sat cross legged on the floor. "Of all the people to be stuck with, I ended up with you." he stated in a flat voice. Then as an after thought he added, "Don't even think it Tomb Robber. The puzzle will not fall into your hands."

Bakura snorted slightly and smirked at Yami. "And what makes you think I was planning that. I was doing was planning an escape route so I don't have to be stuck with you and listen to one of your pointless lectures."

Yami gave him a look that clearly said 'Yeah Right, am I supposed to believe that.' as he stared at him unbelievingly.

Bakura shrugged. "Don't believe me if you like, the fact is that we're stuck in here until they either rescue us, or we escape. The emergency hatch is right above your head dolt."

Yami looked up at the hatch and frowned slightly. "The hatch is too far up to reach. " he stated as the light went out.

Bakura cursed as the metal on the lighter heated up from the long use. He waved it around by the plastic part for a moment before trying to light it again. More curses were hear from his end as the lighter locked up on him from being over heated. "Fucking piece of shit!" he yelled as the clattering of a small object was heard being thrown across the enclosed area.

No sooner had that happened when a red emergency light flickered on. Bakura glared at it and growled. "Now it decides to work. After I kill my lighter. Just wonderful. The whole universe is against me. "

Yami smirked slightly in the dim light. "What goes around comes around Tomb Robber. You're getting your rewards for a life of evil doing."

Bakura gave him the one fingered salute again and settled down in a corner opposite of Yami. "At least I've been having fun. Not like you, always acting like you have a stick up your ass. There are times I wonder who is worse. You or Kaiba. "

"And there are times I wonder who is the most insane. You or Marik." Yami shot back as he glared at the other occupant as he sat up a bit taller as if to intimidate Bakura.

Bakura just laughed at the attempt. "So cute Pharaoh. Didn't know you felt that insecure around me Dear Pharaoh. " he grinned slightly as he leaned forward, his elbows resting on his knees. He figured that since he was stuck with the dolt, he might as well take this time to torment him, after all if he gets too restless he may make a mistake and give the former tomb robber a chance to steal the puzzle.

Yami bristled slightly and glared at him, a strange blush crossed his cheeks as he promptly shot back, "I am NOT your 'Dear Pharaoh' Tomb Robber and in not way am I cute! "

Kura snickered and just stared at him. "Ohh... Blushing! I think I hit a nerve." he teased, a smug smirk on his face.

Yami sputtered slightly and attempted to death glare the tomb robber, only to fail do to his blush getting deeper. "NO!! You did not!! I'm just... Hot!"

Bakura's smirk grew wider. This was too easy. The idiot Pharaoh was practically handing him ammo! "Oh yes, you are defiantly hot Yami dear. No wonder your little Hikari never leaves you alone. "

Yami's face turned crimson. "Not true, my hikari leaves me alone! Unlike you and Marik. " he shot back at the other.

"Oh, so its Marik you like. Didn't know you were into S&M. I learn something new about you every day Dear Pharaoh " he said in a teasing voice as he tried not to laugh at Yami's embarrassment.

"NO!!! HELL NO! That's just... wrong. " he wrinkled his nose and shook his head. "I am NOT your Dear Pharaoh Baka Tomb Robber. " he shot back.

"Hm.. Or perhaps its the white haired rouge in front of you that holds your fancy." Bakura teases as he leaned back against the wall, hands crossed behind his head.

Yami's eye widened as he quickly shook his head, a slight blush on his face. "Fuck No!" He shouted as he quickly got interested in the wall to the side of him.

Bakura snickered slightly as he studied Yami for a moment. "Again, looks like I hit a nerve baka Pharaoh. Does your little hikari know about this? What would little Yugi think hmm? Another guy, a tomb robber no less, catches the fancy of the dear pharaoh." he smirked as he watched Yami's reaction.

Yami's eyes gotten even wider as he was blushing profusely. "Fuck off Bakura." was all he growled out through clenched teeth as he became even more interested in the wall where he was attempting to glare an escape route.

Kura grinned slightly and winked at Yami, making sure that he saw it. "Of course I'll fuck off, right here in front of you. Bet you'd like that wouldn't you Dear Pharaoh." he said in a low voice. He snickered as he moved as if to undo his pants. This was way to easy. Talk about a kid in a candy store.

Yami quickly looked at him as he moved. His eyes were narrowed as he glared at the tomb robber. He growled slightly. "Bakura. Don't you dare…"

Bakura smirked as he undid the button on his pants. "You know I don't listen baka pharaoh, especially when the order comes from you. I'd rather see you writhe." he said as he started to unzip his pants, going through with his plan to make Yami reckless.

Yami let out a low growl before lunging at Kura from where he was sitting ( yes this is possible, I've had it done to me on many an occasion…;; ) he tackled Kura into the wall and pinned him there, glaring at him from centimeters away. "Bakura, you are using up my patients." he said in a low menacing voice.

Bakura just smirked , "Oh really. Then lets use up the rest of them shall." he quickly leaned forward and engaged Yami into a rough forceful kiss.

Yami stood there frozen for a moment, surprised and shock by this sudden action. Almost immediately he instinctively started to respond. He kissed Kura back with equal ferocity.

After a few moments they broke their kiss for air. Both looked at each other. Yami was blushing while Kura was smirking.

"Some kiss pharaoh. You must get in plenty of practice with that hikari of yours." he stated in a teasing manor.

Yami just turned his face away and blush. "No.. not really… that was.. My first kiss.." he said somewhat sheepishly and quietly.

Kura's eyes widen slightly as he tries not to laugh. "Your first kiss. Now that is amusing. But damn, that was too good to be a first."

Yami turned back and glared at him slightly. "Tough, I'd know if that was my first and it was."

Kura just grinned as he looked up at Yami. "Of course. Of course. Now, is there something else you'd like to do to me or can I sit on my own. Or perhaps you want to sit on my lap Pharaoh." Kura stated.

Yami blushed again as he looked down at their position. "No. Defiantly not Tomb Robber." he shot him another glare before moving back to his corner.

Bakura sat up and was about to shoot off another smart remark when the lights came on fully and the elevator started moving again. "Took them long enough."

Yami nodded in agreement as the elevator finally reached his floor. No sooner had the doors opened than he was out of there and away from the tomb robber.

Bakura laughed as Yami sped out. That was definitely fun.