It was a chilly night, freezing to the bone. Wind banged against the shudders of the Smash Mansion. A mass of tangled up blankets shivered.

"Mini Link, will you stop that? Your teeth are chattering so loudly that I can't read." said the irritated red-headed general, Roy.

"Leave him alone, Roy, not his fault he's afraid." retorted the older Hylian teen, Link. Roy placed his book on the table by his bed while removing his glasses. The general looked at the blonde.

"Shut your mouth, the lot of you. I'm attempting to sleep." muttered the red-eyed blonde-haired Sheikah teen sleepily. A thud woke him up fully. The blue-haired cobalt-eyed prince fell from his bunk, above Roy.

"OW!"

"Klutz! Ha ha!"

"Shut up, just shut up, Roy..." He pulled himself into a sitting position and looked Roy in the eyes, a steely glare.

Branches banged against the first Boys dorm window. The red-haired general snickered.

"You know, this reminds me of a story I was told back in my hometown."

"No! Don't tell it! Pleaseeee, Roy, don't tell it...!" Whimpered the small blonde elf. The general smiled like a psychotic killer.

"Well, but around fifty years ago in a kingdom far away....."

A black haired ten sat by a crackling fire in a cave to protect himself from the rain. He had been traveling to a nearby town to visit his father when it started to storm. A whisper of wind echoed through the cave. The teen shivered once more. This wasn't fair. His friends had traveled by this road a thousand times or more. He goes out once, and BOOM, storm of the millennium! Why always HIM? Why why why-

"And what per say is YOUR problem, sir?"

His hear whipped around. "Who's there?"

"Lights out you five. It's midnight." The voice of the Princess of Hyrule could be heard from the door.

"Aww, Zelly, just thirty more minutes?"

"Link! Bed! Lights out! I hear a peep out of any of you and Master Hand will hear!"

"Whose bed?"

"Link! Get your perverted backside into bed now!"

"Fine fine..."

Roy and Marth glanced at Link. The general and the Prince chuckled. Link grinned. The younger elf had fallen asleep a while before, as has the Sheikah. The general reach up and turned off the lamp by his bed. So did the older elf. The room was pitch black. Except for the silvery light of the moon, which contorted, twisted, and moved like no moonlight could...

The next morning, the five were awoken by a voice and pounding on the door. Link rolled out of bed with a (rather loud) thud.

"Oooggggg"

"The lot of you get out here NOW!"

..Okay, so it was just the four of them. Only the Sheikah used the phrase 'the lot of you'.

The general turned on his bedside lamp and crawled out of bed. He grabbed his clothes and armor and rushed to the bathroom. Marth -the prince that sleeps like stone- was awoken by the crash of the door.