Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun nor do I own Krispy Cream.
Ray: Did you know doughnuts are supposed to be spelled doughnuts.
Vash: No they aren't!
Milly: I'm pretty sure they are.
Ray: How about we spell doughnuts: doughnuts, since this is the last chapter.
Vash: Last Chapter!? You can't end the story now, it was just getting good!
Ray: Oh shove it!
All for a Glazed Doughnut
"Would you like a complementary doughnut, it's fresh!" one of the cashiers offered to Meryl and Milly.
"No thanks, we're here on business," Meryl said as she and Milly walked right past the cashier leaving her completely confused. They noticed Vash sitting at a table. He had the Krispy Cream hat on and was sampling their new doughnuts.
"Hey, it's the insurance girls! You want to try some," Vash said as he waved a cheese cake doughnut up in the air.
"We're here on business," Meryl yelled as she pulled out a gun stuffed with Joe's Jelly Surprise, and aimed it a Vash.
"I mean you girls no harm, I like it here," Vash said as he lifted his hands up in the air. "Can't we just be friends?"
Meryl rapidly began shooting Jelly Surprises at Vash. He was successfully dogging them all, but he too needed a weapon. He jumped behind the counter and filled a container up in coffee beans. Meryl jumped over the counter and began shooting at the doughnuts on the conveyer belt.
"You've gone too far; first it was me and now the doughnuts!! Prepare to be lattéd!" Vash screamed as he began throwing coffee beans at Meryl.
Everyone else in the store had taken cover behind a table. Except Milly who was just standing there watching as Vash and Meryl ripped each other apart with food.
Meryl continued to blast jelly surprises at the doughnuts. Vash ran in front of the doughnuts to protect them. Meryl shot any way causing Vash to crash into the conveyer belt. Meryl laughed evilly. Milly then jumped into action as she grabbed a whipping cream bottle and confronted Meryl.
"Mister Joe said to bring back Vash, not knock him out! You've gone too far Meryl," Milly sprayed whipping cream right into Meryl's mouth until she was unconscious. Milly then ran out of the store.
(an hour later)
"Vash, Vash wake up. Are you all right buddy?" Vash opened his eyes. He was back in Joe's doughnuts.
"Hey, what happened I thought I was at Kripsy Cream," Vash said.
"What's Kripsy Cream?" Joe said with poor acting skills.
"Kripsy Cream, you know the place that moved in right across the..." Vash noticed that the windows facing that way were all boarded up.
"Hey Vash, why don't you have a jelly doughnut and tell me about it," Joe said as he handed Vash a Kripsy Cream doughnut from under the counter.
(Krispy Cream)
"Hey wake up!" one of the cashiers said as she kicked Meryl who was in the same position still covered in whipped cream.
"What" Meryl said as she lifted her head and touched the whipped cream splattered on her face.
"Your little friend left here with some one else along with a couple hundred on unpaid for doughnuts, and your other whip cream partner ran off, so I guess you'll have no help cleaning this mess up," the cashier said as she threw Meryl and apron and a mop.
The End!
Ray: Did you know doughnuts are supposed to be spelled doughnuts.
Vash: No they aren't!
Milly: I'm pretty sure they are.
Ray: How about we spell doughnuts: doughnuts, since this is the last chapter.
Vash: Last Chapter!? You can't end the story now, it was just getting good!
Ray: Oh shove it!
All for a Glazed Doughnut
"Would you like a complementary doughnut, it's fresh!" one of the cashiers offered to Meryl and Milly.
"No thanks, we're here on business," Meryl said as she and Milly walked right past the cashier leaving her completely confused. They noticed Vash sitting at a table. He had the Krispy Cream hat on and was sampling their new doughnuts.
"Hey, it's the insurance girls! You want to try some," Vash said as he waved a cheese cake doughnut up in the air.
"We're here on business," Meryl yelled as she pulled out a gun stuffed with Joe's Jelly Surprise, and aimed it a Vash.
"I mean you girls no harm, I like it here," Vash said as he lifted his hands up in the air. "Can't we just be friends?"
Meryl rapidly began shooting Jelly Surprises at Vash. He was successfully dogging them all, but he too needed a weapon. He jumped behind the counter and filled a container up in coffee beans. Meryl jumped over the counter and began shooting at the doughnuts on the conveyer belt.
"You've gone too far; first it was me and now the doughnuts!! Prepare to be lattéd!" Vash screamed as he began throwing coffee beans at Meryl.
Everyone else in the store had taken cover behind a table. Except Milly who was just standing there watching as Vash and Meryl ripped each other apart with food.
Meryl continued to blast jelly surprises at the doughnuts. Vash ran in front of the doughnuts to protect them. Meryl shot any way causing Vash to crash into the conveyer belt. Meryl laughed evilly. Milly then jumped into action as she grabbed a whipping cream bottle and confronted Meryl.
"Mister Joe said to bring back Vash, not knock him out! You've gone too far Meryl," Milly sprayed whipping cream right into Meryl's mouth until she was unconscious. Milly then ran out of the store.
(an hour later)
"Vash, Vash wake up. Are you all right buddy?" Vash opened his eyes. He was back in Joe's doughnuts.
"Hey, what happened I thought I was at Kripsy Cream," Vash said.
"What's Kripsy Cream?" Joe said with poor acting skills.
"Kripsy Cream, you know the place that moved in right across the..." Vash noticed that the windows facing that way were all boarded up.
"Hey Vash, why don't you have a jelly doughnut and tell me about it," Joe said as he handed Vash a Kripsy Cream doughnut from under the counter.
(Krispy Cream)
"Hey wake up!" one of the cashiers said as she kicked Meryl who was in the same position still covered in whipped cream.
"What" Meryl said as she lifted her head and touched the whipped cream splattered on her face.
"Your little friend left here with some one else along with a couple hundred on unpaid for doughnuts, and your other whip cream partner ran off, so I guess you'll have no help cleaning this mess up," the cashier said as she threw Meryl and apron and a mop.
The End!