Hi yalls, this is my very first fanfiction EVER! i was so excited. I hope it turns out semi good. Please review, but be kind.
Disclaimer: I am not in ownership of any of the characters in Sleepy Hollow...Though i only use the headless horseman.The Headless Horseman in Denial
Chapter NUMBER ONE! It is entitled: The Fate of the Horseman
The Horseman really does have a head. It just so happens that he decided he doesn't...but he does. So he got his dear makeup artist to write in blue eyeliner on his forehead: I DON'T HAVE A HEAD. His plan worked perfectly. Ok it had a few flaws. FINE! It didn't work at all. People on the set of Tim Burton's; Sleepy Hollow, kept reminding the horseman that he did have a head. But the horseman just pointed to the writing on his forehead in frustration. "Bah! Showbiz people. What do they know?" He muttered to himself.
Finally came the day of truth. The premiere of Sleepy Hollow. The horseman was pleased to see that he appeared on screen...HEADLESS! Little did he know that the blue eyeliner upon his forehead had been used as a blue screen and was cut from the movie. The people of the theatre sighed as the horseman ran up and down the theatre in slow-motion to the music of Chariots of fire. How rude.
Years later, the horseman was weary and his spirits were low. For everyone had been nagging at him about his stupidity. "It's almost as if you didn't have a head!" his math teacher would say. He took this as an insult. "Don't discriminate against headless corpses!" HE would cry in desperation.
It took one little girl to finally send the headless horseman over the edge and into the fire.
One day the horseman took the weight off his feet upon a park bench. Soon he was joined by a girl the age of seven. She smiled her cutsie smile, "Scuse' me sir Horseman" the girl said innocently. "Why does the writing upon your forehead indicate that you are a headless being when you are clearly among the mortal species? Therefore meaning...you do have a head?"
The horseman stood up, unsheathed his sword and screamed: "I will prove to the world that I am HEADLESS!" and with that, he chopped off his own head. (That he said wasn't there).
"I WIN!" Said his head from the park bench where it lay.
The little girl shook her head at this peculiar series of events and walked off.