On my Buddy List?

By Dragon's Damnation

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha. Scram you pig-headed assholes!

Chapter One: Superdog322?



Kagome frowned and leaned back in her chair. "So close to winning." The computer screen flashed: Second place- Odenobsessed15. She glared at the words above that: First place- Superdog322. "Who the heck is that?"

She sighed and signed on to AOL Instant messenger. She'd probably just talk with Miroku and Sango, whom had received third and fourth place in the online game.

Two buddy alerts popped up saying:

HoleymonkeyP18 is now available. Boomkatgrl17 is now available.

In only a breath's-space, two IM boxes popped up, each saying Yo. She quickly blocked Miroku as he began to talk perversely, and shared the latest gossip with Sango.

Boomkatgrl17: It's awesome you won second!

Odenobsessed15: But who is Superdog322? I've never talked to that person before.

Boomkatgrl17: Maybe it's a hot guy who decided to impress you?

Odenobsessed15: Do I seem impressed?

Boomkatgrl17: Uh... no, actually, you don't.

Odenobsessed15: Yeah.

Boomkatgrl17: Hey, I g2g eat. BBL kag-chan!

Odenobsessed15: KK, baibai Sango.

Boomkatgrl17 has signed off.

Kagome exhaled loudly. "Urrrgh... Who else is there to talk t- what? Who the?" Right then, and accept conversation box appeared. "Superdog322? Hey, it's that guy...person... or girl...." She quickly moved the mouse onto the accept button and clicked. A box immediately popped up saying: Hello.

Odenobsessed15: Hi. Do I know you?

Superdog322: Depends if you've met me or not.

Odenobsessed15: Very funny. Are you a girl or guy?

Superdog322: A guy...

Kagome jumped as the doorbell rang.

Odenobsessed15: BRB dude!

She jumped up and raced downstairs to see who was at the door. "Sango," she exclaimed as the door was opened.

"Kagome, you're still online? I couldn't reach you by phone."

"Oops, sorry. I'm talking to that guy who beat us."

"Superpup326?"

"Superdog322," Kagome corrected.

"Oh, let's go up then!"

"Okay, chill-pill Sango, chill."

Kagome and Sango headed up the staircase to her room to continue their first conversation with Superdog322.


Soooo.... Have you figured out the screen names?

Odenobsessed15. Kagome is obsessed with oden. She's also 15.

Boomkatgrl17. Sango has a boomerang. She has a cat. She looks about 17.

HoleymonkeyP18. Miroku has a hole in his hand. He's a monk. He's a pervert. He's about 18.

Superdog322. Geez, if you idiots can't figure out who this is, you have problems.

I-S-S-U-E-S!!!

Anyway, please review! It'll get better, I hope...........