I, NS: Poor Shikamaru
What happens when you add a bottle of accidentally found vodka to a bunch of detenioned kids? Add one insane Shikamaru.
Druken ididots.
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It wasnt intenial, the whole lot of them ending up drunk. Neji and naruto were stuck in there
for neji attempting to set fire to naruto for the pen incident, plus shikamaru and sasuke, who'd merely been laughing at the flaming naruto.
It was a hot day when they were stuck inside, and nobody had thought to bring a drink. So it was naruto as usual who went rummaging through the cupboards looking for something. What he found was an unlabbled botle of water, at least it looked like water. He'd found in a cupboard along with some cleaning supplies. -Must be the celaners..- he thought, not realising it was used for lifting certain stains on floors and desks, not for drinking.
He nabbed the bottle and scuttled back to his desk, shikamaru stared "whatre you doing?" he asked boredly. Naruto grinned "found water!" he took a nice long gulp "tastes weird.." shikamaru waved a hand "throw it here!!" naruto heaved the bottle over, and slowly it made its way around the 4 guys in the room.
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It was shikamaru, bizzarely enough, who started acting odd first. He got up, but for some reason the floor seemed to like him and came up to meet him. Or more like he fell flat on his face. Sasuke stared "whats wtih you?!" shikamaru sniggered "pfft...floor" he laughed. Sasuke sweatdropped, and naruto went "HA!" very dizzily.
Sasuke stared, he felt dizzy, and sure enough, the next second he fell asleep over the table and began to snore. Naruto ignored him, finding shikamaru much more funny. The normally serious genuis couldnt seem to figure out which way was up, and whe he did, he got it confused with down again.
Neji just fell asleep again, having already checked all the marker pens were locked away..and talked in his sleep about his feet.
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"pffftt...heheh, naruto you look like a spaz" shikamaru sniggered....to a spiky leaved pot plant in the corner. The real naruto went into hysterics at this one "HAHAHA!!" the two drunken, sleeping members didnt even wake, but neji did say "a grue is munching on my toe..."
Naruto wobbled over to the bottle again "hoi...shika dude, i think this waters off.." shikamaru smacked into a window "ow, sure thing boss!" he warbled as he fell over again.
Naruto doubled up laughing, picking the bottle up again he drank a bit more, just to check, but then decided since shakmaru was already out of it, hed be a much better test subject. He wobbled over to the semi-pidled genin. "hoi, i still think its off...wanna check?"
Shikamaru snickered again, before gulping down a bit more "yup, h'its strange as its pigeon" he nodded, trying to appear serious, but then he and naruto simply colapsed into further giggling, during which sasuke snored....even louder, and neji just....mumbled.
Shikamatru ateempted to do a salute, but only ended up whacking himself in the head and neding on the floor on his back. There was a seconds silence while they both took this in: then they started laughing again, shikamaru breaking into violent fits of hiccups.
"::hic::..oh shi-::hic::...heheheh!!!" he kept laughing. Naruto shook his head, clutching his stomach and giggling like a loon. Shikamaru tried to get up, but part way to his feet his brain told him down, and in between the two he fell over, and tripped over his own feet, rolling a few feet away.
He stood up, face flushed bright red "::hic:: urf...." Naruto plopped down by a window and giggled as he wobbled past. He tried to sit down on the desk, but for some reason kept falling off it. He snickered at this, unable to stop laughing, he then tried again and again for a further 20mins, during which naruto laughed fit to bust at his classmates antics.
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Iruka began to wonder if he should resign when he came back, first neji being doodled on and a pillow war, now two snorng out-cold classmates, and two obscenely drunk ones. When he came in, shikamaru was doing a repeat performance of his "lets-fall-off-our-desks-shall-we?" with a fit of hiccups and naruto was clapping and laughing, both were red in the face.
Iruka strode over and yanked them to their feet "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!" then he spied the 3/4 empty bottle, he sniffed its contents "oh dear..." Shikamaru nodded, then went abrptly white and high-tailed it outta there, whacking two jounins over as he ran to the bathroom. Naruto giggled and clung onto Irukas arm "hehe teach...shika dude funneh..." then he fells asleep.
Which meant of course he fell over. Iruka sweatdropped "oh boy..." he yelled to Kakashi who had just appeared outta nowhere by the door "go find Shikamaru!?" "why?" "hes as drunk as a fart and probably throwing up!" "gotcha, ill find one drunken shikamaru!" Iruka swearopped again as the jounin vanished "..." he had to try and wake the 3 dozy ones up now....
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AN: dont do this at school. o.O just thought i'd warn ya.
Shikamaru: ::urf:: now she says it....
Author: aww...sowweh shika..-hides the bottle- hmm..
Shikamaru: -falls on floor again- ::hic::
Author: oo'' daft git.
What happens when you add a bottle of accidentally found vodka to a bunch of detenioned kids? Add one insane Shikamaru.
Druken ididots.
------
It wasnt intenial, the whole lot of them ending up drunk. Neji and naruto were stuck in there
for neji attempting to set fire to naruto for the pen incident, plus shikamaru and sasuke, who'd merely been laughing at the flaming naruto.
It was a hot day when they were stuck inside, and nobody had thought to bring a drink. So it was naruto as usual who went rummaging through the cupboards looking for something. What he found was an unlabbled botle of water, at least it looked like water. He'd found in a cupboard along with some cleaning supplies. -Must be the celaners..- he thought, not realising it was used for lifting certain stains on floors and desks, not for drinking.
He nabbed the bottle and scuttled back to his desk, shikamaru stared "whatre you doing?" he asked boredly. Naruto grinned "found water!" he took a nice long gulp "tastes weird.." shikamaru waved a hand "throw it here!!" naruto heaved the bottle over, and slowly it made its way around the 4 guys in the room.
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It was shikamaru, bizzarely enough, who started acting odd first. He got up, but for some reason the floor seemed to like him and came up to meet him. Or more like he fell flat on his face. Sasuke stared "whats wtih you?!" shikamaru sniggered "pfft...floor" he laughed. Sasuke sweatdropped, and naruto went "HA!" very dizzily.
Sasuke stared, he felt dizzy, and sure enough, the next second he fell asleep over the table and began to snore. Naruto ignored him, finding shikamaru much more funny. The normally serious genuis couldnt seem to figure out which way was up, and whe he did, he got it confused with down again.
Neji just fell asleep again, having already checked all the marker pens were locked away..and talked in his sleep about his feet.
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"pffftt...heheh, naruto you look like a spaz" shikamaru sniggered....to a spiky leaved pot plant in the corner. The real naruto went into hysterics at this one "HAHAHA!!" the two drunken, sleeping members didnt even wake, but neji did say "a grue is munching on my toe..."
Naruto wobbled over to the bottle again "hoi...shika dude, i think this waters off.." shikamaru smacked into a window "ow, sure thing boss!" he warbled as he fell over again.
Naruto doubled up laughing, picking the bottle up again he drank a bit more, just to check, but then decided since shakmaru was already out of it, hed be a much better test subject. He wobbled over to the semi-pidled genin. "hoi, i still think its off...wanna check?"
Shikamaru snickered again, before gulping down a bit more "yup, h'its strange as its pigeon" he nodded, trying to appear serious, but then he and naruto simply colapsed into further giggling, during which sasuke snored....even louder, and neji just....mumbled.
Shikamatru ateempted to do a salute, but only ended up whacking himself in the head and neding on the floor on his back. There was a seconds silence while they both took this in: then they started laughing again, shikamaru breaking into violent fits of hiccups.
"::hic::..oh shi-::hic::...heheheh!!!" he kept laughing. Naruto shook his head, clutching his stomach and giggling like a loon. Shikamaru tried to get up, but part way to his feet his brain told him down, and in between the two he fell over, and tripped over his own feet, rolling a few feet away.
He stood up, face flushed bright red "::hic:: urf...." Naruto plopped down by a window and giggled as he wobbled past. He tried to sit down on the desk, but for some reason kept falling off it. He snickered at this, unable to stop laughing, he then tried again and again for a further 20mins, during which naruto laughed fit to bust at his classmates antics.
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Iruka began to wonder if he should resign when he came back, first neji being doodled on and a pillow war, now two snorng out-cold classmates, and two obscenely drunk ones. When he came in, shikamaru was doing a repeat performance of his "lets-fall-off-our-desks-shall-we?" with a fit of hiccups and naruto was clapping and laughing, both were red in the face.
Iruka strode over and yanked them to their feet "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!" then he spied the 3/4 empty bottle, he sniffed its contents "oh dear..." Shikamaru nodded, then went abrptly white and high-tailed it outta there, whacking two jounins over as he ran to the bathroom. Naruto giggled and clung onto Irukas arm "hehe teach...shika dude funneh..." then he fells asleep.
Which meant of course he fell over. Iruka sweatdropped "oh boy..." he yelled to Kakashi who had just appeared outta nowhere by the door "go find Shikamaru!?" "why?" "hes as drunk as a fart and probably throwing up!" "gotcha, ill find one drunken shikamaru!" Iruka swearopped again as the jounin vanished "..." he had to try and wake the 3 dozy ones up now....
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AN: dont do this at school. o.O just thought i'd warn ya.
Shikamaru: ::urf:: now she says it....
Author: aww...sowweh shika..-hides the bottle- hmm..
Shikamaru: -falls on floor again- ::hic::
Author: oo'' daft git.