AN: Hello Folk! This is completely random.... Just lettin' ya know.
Ash: Okay... Where are we?
Brock: I dunno...
Misty: THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS!
Ash: Shove it wannabe.
Misty struts across the dark room dancing and all of a sudden there's a crash.
Brock: Oh shit, she fell again.
Misty from the floor: Don't cry for me... Argentina...
Pikachu: How lonely I am.... All alone... in the middle of a .... Dark dark room.... Reminds me of the times I've spent.... All alone.... In the darkness... brings such terrible memories...
Brock: COOL WHIP DANCE!!!!!!!!
He begins the dance, well more like the seizure, while singing the cool whip song. He hits his head and passes out.
Pikachu: Cool whip... how I remember the sweet taste... before I was in the darkness... all alone... oh cool whip... makes me claustrophobic...
Ash: Oh wow...
The lights came on and they were in a plain room with some cookies on a table, a drum set, a lamp, and a chicken-like animal. Brock and Misty stood up.
Misty: Is it worth it? Lemme work it, I put my thang down flip it and reverse it.
Ash: Okay will you stop with the songs?
Brock: GOAT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Brock gets on his hands and knees and runs into a wall and faints.
Ash: Misty, where are we?
Misty: I ain't Misty. I'm M. Widdy fool.
Pikachu: Goats... how clearly I remember... how they attacked... such painful memories...
Ash: Did I give you your prozac this morning?!
Misty: Errbody in da club getting Tipsy.
Ash: SHUT UP MISTY! I MEAN M. WIDDY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME TO!
All of a sudden, the chicken like animal started to dance and Brock wakes up.
Brock: I'm sensing some EVIL! EVIL! LORD SAVE ME! Oh my liver!
He falls to the ground and twitches. A door opens and a large furry animal walks in.
Large furry animal: Hello... Friends...
The animal ran over to Misty and tackles her. Brock stands up.
Brock: Ash, I don't think I can make it child. But I see the light... I SEE THE LIGHT CHILD! TAKE ME TO THE LIGHT!
Ash: I think that's a lamp Brock... Are you okay? Do your friends in the white coats need you to come over to their house?
Brock: Hush child... I see the light.
He walks towards the lamp and starts to make out with it.
Ash: Okay... uh... yeah.
Ash looks over to Misty and the Animal. Misty is on top of it butt naked.
Ash: Holy cow Misty! Put some clothes on!
Misty: My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life, is better than yours, damn right its better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Ash: Ack!
The animal: Roll out, roll out, roll out roll out.
Ash: Ack! It's a virus!
Brock stops making out with the lamp.
Brock: GO TIVO ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock throws a TIVO recorder at Ash and strips and runs around the room slapping his butt.
Ash: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! IT FEELS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS OR SOMETHING!
Ash takes a hammer and hits himself in the head and passes out. Misty and the animal continue to hump and Brock keeps running around the room while shoving the chicken like animal up his butt.
Pikachu: Thank god, there all crazy so I can quit this weird act.
He walks over to the window and unlocks his car and drives away.
THE END
AN: Random eh? I used lots of different things. I used: Dave the Barbaian, myself, Zoolander and tons of other stuff I don't own. No flames on the reviews! Kisses!
Ash: Okay... Where are we?
Brock: I dunno...
Misty: THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS!
Ash: Shove it wannabe.
Misty struts across the dark room dancing and all of a sudden there's a crash.
Brock: Oh shit, she fell again.
Misty from the floor: Don't cry for me... Argentina...
Pikachu: How lonely I am.... All alone... in the middle of a .... Dark dark room.... Reminds me of the times I've spent.... All alone.... In the darkness... brings such terrible memories...
Brock: COOL WHIP DANCE!!!!!!!!
He begins the dance, well more like the seizure, while singing the cool whip song. He hits his head and passes out.
Pikachu: Cool whip... how I remember the sweet taste... before I was in the darkness... all alone... oh cool whip... makes me claustrophobic...
Ash: Oh wow...
The lights came on and they were in a plain room with some cookies on a table, a drum set, a lamp, and a chicken-like animal. Brock and Misty stood up.
Misty: Is it worth it? Lemme work it, I put my thang down flip it and reverse it.
Ash: Okay will you stop with the songs?
Brock: GOAT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Brock gets on his hands and knees and runs into a wall and faints.
Ash: Misty, where are we?
Misty: I ain't Misty. I'm M. Widdy fool.
Pikachu: Goats... how clearly I remember... how they attacked... such painful memories...
Ash: Did I give you your prozac this morning?!
Misty: Errbody in da club getting Tipsy.
Ash: SHUT UP MISTY! I MEAN M. WIDDY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME TO!
All of a sudden, the chicken like animal started to dance and Brock wakes up.
Brock: I'm sensing some EVIL! EVIL! LORD SAVE ME! Oh my liver!
He falls to the ground and twitches. A door opens and a large furry animal walks in.
Large furry animal: Hello... Friends...
The animal ran over to Misty and tackles her. Brock stands up.
Brock: Ash, I don't think I can make it child. But I see the light... I SEE THE LIGHT CHILD! TAKE ME TO THE LIGHT!
Ash: I think that's a lamp Brock... Are you okay? Do your friends in the white coats need you to come over to their house?
Brock: Hush child... I see the light.
He walks towards the lamp and starts to make out with it.
Ash: Okay... uh... yeah.
Ash looks over to Misty and the Animal. Misty is on top of it butt naked.
Ash: Holy cow Misty! Put some clothes on!
Misty: My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life, is better than yours, damn right its better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Ash: Ack!
The animal: Roll out, roll out, roll out roll out.
Ash: Ack! It's a virus!
Brock stops making out with the lamp.
Brock: GO TIVO ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock throws a TIVO recorder at Ash and strips and runs around the room slapping his butt.
Ash: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! IT FEELS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS OR SOMETHING!
Ash takes a hammer and hits himself in the head and passes out. Misty and the animal continue to hump and Brock keeps running around the room while shoving the chicken like animal up his butt.
Pikachu: Thank god, there all crazy so I can quit this weird act.
He walks over to the window and unlocks his car and drives away.
THE END
AN: Random eh? I used lots of different things. I used: Dave the Barbaian, myself, Zoolander and tons of other stuff I don't own. No flames on the reviews! Kisses!