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Author's Note: I've fixed it at last. This is a grafitti wall on Voyager. Random Humor!
The Voyager Wall
Lonely? Call Tom, available to all women! xxx -Tom
Hey! Were getting married. -B'Elanna
It's an old sign, B'Elanna. Honest -Tom
This wall is illogical. We have comm badges! -Tuvok
ANNND?!?! -Tom
Dinner tonight, Kathryn? -Chakotay
Okay. -Kathyn Janeway
Nobody likes me -Seven of Nine
Shut up, Barbie! -Joe Carey
I love you, Kathryn! -Chakotay
Get a life! -Janeway
Mutiny anyone? -Chakotay
I'll through you in the brig if you say that again! -Janeway
Seven broke my arm. AND she can't dance! -Lt. Madison
I can't get a decent bloke -Janeway
So what are you doing tonight? -Every available guy within ten lightyears
I'm available -Harry
Back off. I want her for myself! -Chakotay
Chakotay, I already told you that we need to define the parameters. And I bloody well told you to stop crashing my shuttles -Janeway
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We are the Borg. You shall be assimilated. Resistance is futile!! -Borg Hive Mind
That's "Captain" to you! -CAPTAIN Janeway
When did the Borg get here? Tuvok? -Janeway
Sorry Captain! -Chakotay
That's Mr Kim's job, not mine! -Tuvok
I love myself. -Kes
I love you too Kes. -Neelix
Harry died Captain. -Doc
Talk about a drama queen! -Janeway
HEY! -Harry
(???????????) -Janeway
What age is Tuvok? -Harry
123? -Tom
No I'm not. -Tuvok
Try my new dish. -Neelix
Tom. You owe me 3 weeks rations!! -Janeway
For what???? -Tom
I beat you at pool And won the bet -Janeway
Oh. Yeah. -Tom
So...how about a mutiny? Anyone?? -Chakotay
I told you to stop that!!! It's your last chance -Janeway
TO ALL: Mr. Neelix's cooking is a health hazard!!-The Docor
Seska's a flusey. -Danny
I'm not a flusey! I'm just a Cardassian spy! -Seska
Really? Put her in the brig. Shove her out an air Capsule! -Janeway
Oh, great! Me and my big mouth! -Seska
Chakotay loves Katheyn -Chakotay
I'm in love with Seven of Nine! -Doc
Doctor! Control you're drooling subroutines! -Seven
Stop stalking me, Chakotay! -Janeway
But I love you! -Chakotay
And I think you're a fat, ugly blob who can't NOT crash a shuttle!!! -Janeway
Gone to lick his wounds (From the shuttle crash)) -Chakotay
Is there ANYONE on this damn ship that wants a mutiny????? -Chakotay
Damn it Chakotay. That was your last chance! SECURITY! Take this cheese to the brig!!! -Janeway
"Can I get out of the brig yet??" -This is Tom but I'm speaking for Chakotay who bribed me
No! Tell that idiot NOOO!!! NO, NO, NOOOOO! -Janeway
Will do. -Tom
(60 days later)
Tom. Tell Chakotay I'll leave him out in 3 days -Janeway
Will do -Tom
(3 days later)
Yay. I'm out! I'm out. Now to earn the love of my sexy Kathryn. -Chakotay
Get off my leg you perv!!!! -Janeway
The lady said get off. -Neelix
No, she said "Get off my leg you perv!!!!" -Chakotay
(Attacks Chakotay) -Neelix
Now my fair Captain, Chakotay is dead and all is well. -Neelix
'Bout time. Some people need this wall for getting dates. -Harry
Seven likes Harry.
Really?? -Harry
NO!!! -Seven
Harry loves the Delaney Twins
Come on Seven. Just one date? -Doc
NOO!!! -Seven
Please let me come back B'Elanna, Harry's couch is lumpy?!?!?! -Tom
Please Neelix? -Tuvix
No! And how are you here when myself and Tuvok are here? -Neelix
I don't know, but I'm definetly gay. Please? Please? PLEASE??? -Tuvix
No!!! You're not coming near my kitchen! -Neelix
Damn it! I wanted apple and rhubarb pie!!! -Tuvix
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I fixed it!
At last!
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