Chapter 1: Hikari's Day Out
Yami: //Hikari?//
Yugi: /Yes, Yami!? ^_^/
Yami: //Would you mind explaining why I can't seem to leave my soul room?//
Yugi: /Oh! Well last night I was really bored and ate a lot of sugar! And telling the Dark Magician Girl, that the Dark Mage was stealing her go-go boots again, got tiresome. It was awesome at first, it was like the ultimate cat fight!/
Yami: //.........//
Yugi: /So then I got on to thinking about you and the other yamis/
Yami: //Really....//
Yugi! /Yeah I thought, how it only ever seemed like the yamis could take over the hikaris! Wouldn't it only be fair if we could do the same thing to you?/
Yami: //Sensing danger now..//
Yugi: /Really? That's weird. Anyway I decided to test my theory and it worked! ^____^/
Yami: //I had noticed.//
Yugi: /Wow Yami, you really are taller than me!/
Yami: //Noticed that also...//
Yugi: /Wooooah and your skin is REALLY soft too! Hey you smell like strawberry lotion! Yami do you moisturize?/
Yami: //.......//
Yugi: /Yami? You still there?/
Yami: //Aibou speaking of bodies, where is yours. Surely if we're both in mine your body is vulnerable to one of the baka tomb robber's tricks.//
Yugi: /Oh! I thought about that so I put it someplace safe where he will never find it!/
Yami: //And where may that be Hikari?//
Yugi: /On his bed./
Yami: //WHAT? YUGI, YOU HAVE PRACTICALLY HANDED YOURSELF TO HIM!!!//
Yugi: /Oh, no need to worry about that! Ryou told me that his yami never actually sleeps in there, because he's always to preoccupied in Ryou's bed!/
Yami: //......//
Yugi: /Yami?/
Yami: //No_amount of therapy....will EVER make this moment okay!!!//
Yugi: /Well that's nice, okay Yami! Time to go to school!/
Yami: //Y-Yugi! What are you doing! You're still in my body!//
Yugi: /Yeah I know! I wanna be you today!/
Yami: //Are you completely bonk- hikari? Wouldn't you much rather be in your OWN body? It's such a pretty body!//
Yugi: /Yes it is, isn't it? But, no! I don't want to be pretty, I want to be sexy and do all the things I normally can't do, because of my sweet, innocent demeanor!/
Yami: //What do you mean, 'things you can normally do'....//
Yugi: /Oh, things like mock Bakura, scare Jou, shave Honda's head, be the 100th person in this series to openly molest Anzu. Ya know, that sorta stuff! ^_~/
Yami: //Yugi, I really think you should turn around now. We'll - we'll even stop by the bagel shop and get some cream cheese bagels! Will that help? Huh? Cream cheese, creamy creamy cheesy cheese cream bagels? Yugi?//
Yugi: /Wow! That old woman can scream loud! /
Yami: //Oh Ra.//
Yugi: /Having shadowy magicky powers is cool! You didn't tell me this was so fun!/
Yami: //Aibou why did you send that senior citizen's clothes to the shadow realm?//
Yugi: /The pattern was ugly. Besides her leather corset she was wearing under the dress is so much nicer!/
Yami: //*twitch* And her dog?//
Yugi: /It reminded me of paper.../
Yugi: /Look Yami, squirrels!/
Yami: //No.//
Yugi: /They're really cute too!/ Hi Mr. Squirrel, your name is going to be Quincy!
Yami: //Yugi, put the squirrel down//
Yugi: Quincy your face looks awful sad. Could you be lonely? Well I will find you someone to love! Look she's pretty!
Yami: //Please stop making the squirrel kiss the pigeon//
Yugi: /*looks at the trees* *sees a bunch of squirrels staring at him* Ahhhh! Look at all the squirrels!/
Yami: //This can't be happening//
Yugi: Quincy your starting a squirrel army aren't you! Why Quincy! WHY!!??
Yami: //Yugi, was it really necessary to throw Quincy at the tree?//
Yugi: / I had to! Quincy was evil!!!!!/
Yami: //And what did sending the park to the shadow realm achieve?//
Yugi: /I had to make sure that his army of doom was destroyed before they unleashed their squirrelly wrath of doom on us all!/
Yami: //Uh huh, and exactly how much sugar did you have last night?//
Yugi: /I don't really remember. After I had some of Malik's special happy drink, things got kind of fuzzy/
Yami: //You were at that blonde_baka_motocycle_obsessed_needy_attention_starved_freak's house last night!? AND YOU DRANK SOMETHING *HE* GAVE YOU!!!//
Yugi: /Yup! And he was the one who also gave me the idea to take over your body!/
Yami: //....Yugi, what exactly where you doing at the psycho's house anyway//
Yugi: /N-nothing...much..really!/
Yami: //...You didn't close the link there, hikari//
Yugi: /W-well, it's not like you have a clean slate either! Malik told me that you frequently visit his house!!/
Yami: //*gasp* I TOLD THAT BAKA TO KEEP HIS FECKING MOUTH SHUT!! *screeches*//
Yugi: /Oh, he told me plenty! Like the time on in the school's drama closet?/
Yami: //....//
Yugi:/ With Bakura on the roof? Malik in the principles office. Bakura again in the janitors closet. Malik in Anzu's locker. Bakura, during an assembly. The threesome with Bakura and Malik!/
Yami: //Oh! Like it's so unheard of!//
Yugi: /On Malik's motorcycle!/
Yami: //I was feeling a teensy bit kinky that day alright!?//
Yugi: /While it was moving.../
Yami: // It's not as bad as it sounds!//
Yugi: /Don't you mean, 'as it looks'? I'm in your body Yami, I can access these memories easily and *trust* me - it looks bad/
Yami: //That's it! Turn around I want to go home! Right now! *stomps transparent foot*
Yugi: /Not yet Yami, I haven't even reached school yet! Honda has a date with grandpa's electric shaver and I would hate for him to miss it! ^_^/
Yami: //ARRRRRRRRRGH!! MALIK I AM GOING TO BLAST YOUR ASS TO THE BACK OF THE SHADOW REALM YOU SICK FUCK!//
Yugi: /Language Yami! ^_____________^/
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God I am tired and need ideas. What do you guys think? Trash? Continue? Up to you if you R&R!!! Ja for now!
Yami: //Hikari?//
Yugi: /Yes, Yami!? ^_^/
Yami: //Would you mind explaining why I can't seem to leave my soul room?//
Yugi: /Oh! Well last night I was really bored and ate a lot of sugar! And telling the Dark Magician Girl, that the Dark Mage was stealing her go-go boots again, got tiresome. It was awesome at first, it was like the ultimate cat fight!/
Yami: //.........//
Yugi: /So then I got on to thinking about you and the other yamis/
Yami: //Really....//
Yugi! /Yeah I thought, how it only ever seemed like the yamis could take over the hikaris! Wouldn't it only be fair if we could do the same thing to you?/
Yami: //Sensing danger now..//
Yugi: /Really? That's weird. Anyway I decided to test my theory and it worked! ^____^/
Yami: //I had noticed.//
Yugi: /Wow Yami, you really are taller than me!/
Yami: //Noticed that also...//
Yugi: /Wooooah and your skin is REALLY soft too! Hey you smell like strawberry lotion! Yami do you moisturize?/
Yami: //.......//
Yugi: /Yami? You still there?/
Yami: //Aibou speaking of bodies, where is yours. Surely if we're both in mine your body is vulnerable to one of the baka tomb robber's tricks.//
Yugi: /Oh! I thought about that so I put it someplace safe where he will never find it!/
Yami: //And where may that be Hikari?//
Yugi: /On his bed./
Yami: //WHAT? YUGI, YOU HAVE PRACTICALLY HANDED YOURSELF TO HIM!!!//
Yugi: /Oh, no need to worry about that! Ryou told me that his yami never actually sleeps in there, because he's always to preoccupied in Ryou's bed!/
Yami: //......//
Yugi: /Yami?/
Yami: //No_amount of therapy....will EVER make this moment okay!!!//
Yugi: /Well that's nice, okay Yami! Time to go to school!/
Yami: //Y-Yugi! What are you doing! You're still in my body!//
Yugi: /Yeah I know! I wanna be you today!/
Yami: //Are you completely bonk- hikari? Wouldn't you much rather be in your OWN body? It's such a pretty body!//
Yugi: /Yes it is, isn't it? But, no! I don't want to be pretty, I want to be sexy and do all the things I normally can't do, because of my sweet, innocent demeanor!/
Yami: //What do you mean, 'things you can normally do'....//
Yugi: /Oh, things like mock Bakura, scare Jou, shave Honda's head, be the 100th person in this series to openly molest Anzu. Ya know, that sorta stuff! ^_~/
Yami: //Yugi, I really think you should turn around now. We'll - we'll even stop by the bagel shop and get some cream cheese bagels! Will that help? Huh? Cream cheese, creamy creamy cheesy cheese cream bagels? Yugi?//
Yugi: /Wow! That old woman can scream loud! /
Yami: //Oh Ra.//
Yugi: /Having shadowy magicky powers is cool! You didn't tell me this was so fun!/
Yami: //Aibou why did you send that senior citizen's clothes to the shadow realm?//
Yugi: /The pattern was ugly. Besides her leather corset she was wearing under the dress is so much nicer!/
Yami: //*twitch* And her dog?//
Yugi: /It reminded me of paper.../
Yugi: /Look Yami, squirrels!/
Yami: //No.//
Yugi: /They're really cute too!/ Hi Mr. Squirrel, your name is going to be Quincy!
Yami: //Yugi, put the squirrel down//
Yugi: Quincy your face looks awful sad. Could you be lonely? Well I will find you someone to love! Look she's pretty!
Yami: //Please stop making the squirrel kiss the pigeon//
Yugi: /*looks at the trees* *sees a bunch of squirrels staring at him* Ahhhh! Look at all the squirrels!/
Yami: //This can't be happening//
Yugi: Quincy your starting a squirrel army aren't you! Why Quincy! WHY!!??
Yami: //Yugi, was it really necessary to throw Quincy at the tree?//
Yugi: / I had to! Quincy was evil!!!!!/
Yami: //And what did sending the park to the shadow realm achieve?//
Yugi: /I had to make sure that his army of doom was destroyed before they unleashed their squirrelly wrath of doom on us all!/
Yami: //Uh huh, and exactly how much sugar did you have last night?//
Yugi: /I don't really remember. After I had some of Malik's special happy drink, things got kind of fuzzy/
Yami: //You were at that blonde_baka_motocycle_obsessed_needy_attention_starved_freak's house last night!? AND YOU DRANK SOMETHING *HE* GAVE YOU!!!//
Yugi: /Yup! And he was the one who also gave me the idea to take over your body!/
Yami: //....Yugi, what exactly where you doing at the psycho's house anyway//
Yugi: /N-nothing...much..really!/
Yami: //...You didn't close the link there, hikari//
Yugi: /W-well, it's not like you have a clean slate either! Malik told me that you frequently visit his house!!/
Yami: //*gasp* I TOLD THAT BAKA TO KEEP HIS FECKING MOUTH SHUT!! *screeches*//
Yugi: /Oh, he told me plenty! Like the time on in the school's drama closet?/
Yami: //....//
Yugi:/ With Bakura on the roof? Malik in the principles office. Bakura again in the janitors closet. Malik in Anzu's locker. Bakura, during an assembly. The threesome with Bakura and Malik!/
Yami: //Oh! Like it's so unheard of!//
Yugi: /On Malik's motorcycle!/
Yami: //I was feeling a teensy bit kinky that day alright!?//
Yugi: /While it was moving.../
Yami: // It's not as bad as it sounds!//
Yugi: /Don't you mean, 'as it looks'? I'm in your body Yami, I can access these memories easily and *trust* me - it looks bad/
Yami: //That's it! Turn around I want to go home! Right now! *stomps transparent foot*
Yugi: /Not yet Yami, I haven't even reached school yet! Honda has a date with grandpa's electric shaver and I would hate for him to miss it! ^_^/
Yami: //ARRRRRRRRRGH!! MALIK I AM GOING TO BLAST YOUR ASS TO THE BACK OF THE SHADOW REALM YOU SICK FUCK!//
Yugi: /Language Yami! ^_____________^/
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God I am tired and need ideas. What do you guys think? Trash? Continue? Up to you if you R&R!!! Ja for now!