Disclaimer- (dis-kla-mer) A denial or repudiation of a claim. Ex- I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean.
A/N- I am terribly sorry for not updating but I DO have an excuse… I was on vacation in Europe!!! Hey, but I have two things that will make it up to you: the first being that we had to spend two days in London Heathrow airport because our flight got delayed. (I guess it was punishment for not telling you guys I was going on vacation.) The second thing is that this is going to be a pretty long chapter…
-IMPOTANT PLEASE READ- After this chapter there are going to be two more chapters of this fic. Then I'm going to have a deleted/alternate scenes chapter, which has extra stuff that wasn't included in the story. (Like a segment of the story that I meant to put in the third chapter that includes the reason why it's called "ooo a prettifull cockroach". ) Following that there is a details page that has the descriptions of characters I forgot to describe. (Such as Alyssa and myself.) Also a bonus field trip chapter and a sports day chapter! And after that comes the sequel; Pirates of Summer Break. I really can't wait to write it! Also watch out for two other stories by me; POTC in history- a story which explains where characters, places, and events in POTC might have come from history. The other story is a fic that's untitled as of yet, its and action/adventure/drama story, (Jack/Anamaria Will/Elizabeth pairings) –
Song- No Rain by blind melon. The song really explains Mr. Padgur, Alyssa and I. -
Chapter 7- Padgur
Next was my favorite period; English. Mr. Padgur is a BRILLIANT teacher, maybe more than a little insane, but still brilliant. He was only 24 and not our actual teacher but a permanent sub. While he was in college he was on the college baseball team and almost made it to playing professional baseball but had to stop when he dislocated his shoulder. So now he was teaching, coaching high school baseball, softball, and football, working for a soda company at night, getting ready for his wedding, and working on his house. But he still had the time to make our classes interesting. His teaching methods were defiantly different than most other teachers. Like when we first met him he had us take a quiz (which didn't count) about him. And when we asked how he got hurt in baseball he drew us a diagram of the field and were all the players were.
I walked into the classroom where I took my seat next to Alyssa and Jack took the vacant seat behind us. Mr. Padgur soon came waltzing into the classroom… singing Jenny from the Block… He had brown hair which was spiked in the front (I guess they call that the flip hairstyle, but I'm not sure.) He was a little taller thank Jack and he wore a black hooded sweatshirt and cargo jeans with a chain on them, a cell phone and a pair of sunglasses were tucked in his belt. He flopped down on his chair and put his feet up on his desk. His desk was so covered with random objects that you couldn't see the bottom of it. Immediately bunch of students surrounded him. Amy and her friends always said that they hated him but I started to not believe that as they were always talking to him.
"OK guys! We have lots to do today! First off I'm supposed to give you a spelling test every week." Everybody groaned. "But they didn't ever say it had to count as a test grade did they?" Mr. Padgur gave an impish grin which went well with the ever present mischievous twinkle in his eyes. "OK so is everyone ready for the spelling test?"
"Does spelling count?' Brittany asked.
"Boy that was a stupid question!" Declan exclaimed.
"Declan, there is no such thing as a stupid question only stupid people." Mr. Padgur explained. Declan laughed. "Ok word 1- misjudge."
"Can you give me a sentence for the word?" Declan asked.
"Don't misjudge Declan for being a smart kid."
"Wait did you just say I'm smart or dumb."
"How do you spell that?" Rose Mary inquired.
"M-Y-Z-Q-niner." The teacher answered. "Word 2- Escapee, John is an escapee from the mental hospital." He waited a few moments then said, "Word 3- unpopular, the Mets are and unpopular team."
"Hey!" Mike yelled.
"What, Squirrel?" Mr. Padgur also like to call his students by there nick names.
"The Mets aren't unpopular… I like them!"
"You're a loser." Mr. Padgur stated.
After the "spelling test" was done we had to finish presenting our biography projects. The only person left to present theirs was Stephanie; who was completely embarrassed by her Cleopatra costume. "Please guys, please don't laugh." She begged. Her cheeks were bright red with embarrassment.
"Ah too bad I don't have my camera with me." Mr. Padgur said glumly. But soon a demonic look flashed across his eyes. "Oh wait I do! " He laughed and pulled out his digital camera and started snapping pictures while Stephanie shrieked… which soon turned into laughing. It wasn't uncommon for Mr. Padgur to do extremely audacious things like that. I remembered our important assembly in front of the school and the presidents of the local animal shelter. We couldn't here the principle talk because the whole auditorium was aloud with something that sounded like explosions coming right after one another. I had looked over to the stage were sure enough Mr. Padgur was sitting, tapping a microphone.
I was stirred out of my thoughts by something hard hitting the back of my head, an eraser. I turned around and saw Jack grinning. "You were jus' starin' at the wall. So I thought I should wake ye up!" I rolled my eyes. Couldn't he just of tapped me on the back or something.
I turned my attention to the front of the room where Mr. Padgur was now sitting on a table swinging his legs with a cart of books next to him. "As you all know we have to do an animal porqui story."
"What's a porqui story?" Stephanie asked.
"A poem in Native American."
"Really?'
"Yes."
"COOL!!!"
"I was lying." Mr. padgur answered. As soon as Stephanie turned her back Mr. Padgur made the loser sign.
"MR. PADGUR!" practically the whole class yelled.
"What? I was just making the number seven!" Mr. Padgur turned his hand upside down. Everyone then started playing with there fingers. "Hey Amy, you were trying to get me to hold up the wrong finger!"
After that we started to actually do research. "Hey, Val come over here. Look at this picture of this monkey, it has a red face… it's a devil monkey!!!!" Mr. Padgur exclaimed. "Stephanie should use this as her animal it's just like her!"
After research Mr. Padgur asked Declan to write his name on the bored. "Why? I didn't do anything!!!" Declan whined as he wrote his name in his incredibly sloppy handwriting.
"Good now write that with your other hand." Mr. Padgur instructed. Declan did and it was much neater. "Congratulations Declan, you are now a lefty!"
"But how do I know which one's left?" Declan asked.
"HA HA! Isn't it obvious? Do what I do!" Mr. Padgur pulled up his sleeves where there was an R on one wrist and an L on the other. He tossed Declan a permanent marker.
"Thanks dude!"
"Any time, man."
"Smart guy..." Jack observed. "I gotta try that…" I gave him a light back hand. "Hey! What was that for?"
"For being you Jack." I answered dryly.
Soon it was break. Since English is a double period we get break in the middle of it.
"Hey Val, Alyssa, since you good at computers and stuff can you help me out with my wedding site? I started it with that website you showed me. It's a lot better than the program I used to use... it sucked… kind of like how word pad is, it comes out with all these weird symbols like in the matrix or something…. I think all word pads should BURN!!! Anyway, so can you help me?" Mr. Padgur asked. As Megan walked by the computer Mr. Padgur growled at her and hugged the computer screen so she couldn't see.
"Um to help you we need to see the computer." Alyssa commented.
"Oh right…"
We soon helped Mr. Padgur out. "Thanks guys now I feel all like some kinda super techno computer whiz or something…" He said as he walked out the door and to the teacher's lounge.
Alyssa, Jack and I were the only ones left in the room. Jack stared up at the many posters in the room (some had curses on them) all hung in places you wouldn't think to look. Mr. Padgur had down that purposely because the other teacher who shared the room had once given the room a makeover taking down all his stuff and putting up flowered things, so he kept his stuff in places she wouldn't look.
Next we walked over to his desk. 3 two liter bottles of Pepsi were on one side of his desk. (That's part of the reason he's always so energetic.) And –GASP- a glass labeled- Queen Anne's finest Ale.
Soon we heard the teacher next door yelling at someone for how they were dressed… OH GOD! Mr. Padgur must be back "Ok just curious… what are you doing." He asked.
"Uh… tell you the truth we have no idea!" I said as we half ran out the classroom.
We soon were back at the classroom the door was closed and Declan was beside it. I looked through the window on the door to see Mr. Padgur leaning against it. Oh great he's locked us out. Declan rammed in to the door. After a long time Mr. Padgur opened the door.
"Point and laugh at them everyone!!!" Mr. Padgur said and everyone did. "Declan… dude you broke my door…"
Next we had to read a true story about astronauts. After the "holey moley it's a piece of cake" line. Mr Padgur gave up.
"Who wants to change the subject?" he asked. So for a while we talked about scooba diving and than about dreams…
"Ok today we're also supposed to do a project on character education! So I thought why don't we make it fun? Because of Val and Alyssa we will learn about Johnny Depp! We will watch a few clips of a few different movies of his. But what goes better with movie than… SNACKS!" Mr. Padgur went to the teachers room and came back with ice cream bars and pixie sticks. "The pixie sticks are so we can get sugar high… You look excited about that Alyssa" Mr Padgur then stuffed half of the ice cream bar in his mouth.
"How did you do that?" Megan asked.
Mr. Padgur shrugged, "I haven't eaten all day…"
The segments of Johnny Depp movies where extremely entertaining… though some were rated higher than we should be able to see.
"You're a teacher though, your supposed to talk about how your such a good role model!" Amy said.
"Well I wasn't a good kid… I was so bad my parents took down my door… oh and I'm still invited to high school parties… I guess being a bad kid runs in the family, my dad once planted bulbs for the nun's garden upside down so they wouldn't come up… and he once got a teacher so mad at him that they hit him with a ruler… he still had the dent in his head!"
"That explains a lot…" I muttered. For the rest of the period Mr. Padgur told us disgusting fast food facts, then we had a debate about soda machines in school (Mr. Padgur was for them), and we played a spelling game!
Ah English, a fine subject…
What's true- Everything! (Except the stuff about Jack.) Everything that Mr. Padgur said and did is completely his… I didn't add anything to it! He actually did and said all that!!!
A/N- next comes the English bonus chappy, then the math one then the deleted scenes, after that the field trip chapter, then the sports day one, and the description one… THEN Pirates of Summer Break! Please review it took me 3 and a half hours to write so the least you could do is review…. Responses to reviews-
Amitee- lol thanks!!! xxpink- thank you.. another person who thinks I'm like them? This is getting kinda spooky!
wierdkendogirl- I'm glad you liked it!
Warriormaid 3000- whoa that DOES sound like my school! NOW I'm REALLY SCARED!!! 3 people who are like me!?!
KittenGaurdian- Here have a virtual suger cube for being my most frequent reviewer!
A/N- I am terribly sorry for not updating but I DO have an excuse… I was on vacation in Europe!!! Hey, but I have two things that will make it up to you: the first being that we had to spend two days in London Heathrow airport because our flight got delayed. (I guess it was punishment for not telling you guys I was going on vacation.) The second thing is that this is going to be a pretty long chapter…
-IMPOTANT PLEASE READ- After this chapter there are going to be two more chapters of this fic. Then I'm going to have a deleted/alternate scenes chapter, which has extra stuff that wasn't included in the story. (Like a segment of the story that I meant to put in the third chapter that includes the reason why it's called "ooo a prettifull cockroach". ) Following that there is a details page that has the descriptions of characters I forgot to describe. (Such as Alyssa and myself.) Also a bonus field trip chapter and a sports day chapter! And after that comes the sequel; Pirates of Summer Break. I really can't wait to write it! Also watch out for two other stories by me; POTC in history- a story which explains where characters, places, and events in POTC might have come from history. The other story is a fic that's untitled as of yet, its and action/adventure/drama story, (Jack/Anamaria Will/Elizabeth pairings) –
Song- No Rain by blind melon. The song really explains Mr. Padgur, Alyssa and I. -
Chapter 7- Padgur
Next was my favorite period; English. Mr. Padgur is a BRILLIANT teacher, maybe more than a little insane, but still brilliant. He was only 24 and not our actual teacher but a permanent sub. While he was in college he was on the college baseball team and almost made it to playing professional baseball but had to stop when he dislocated his shoulder. So now he was teaching, coaching high school baseball, softball, and football, working for a soda company at night, getting ready for his wedding, and working on his house. But he still had the time to make our classes interesting. His teaching methods were defiantly different than most other teachers. Like when we first met him he had us take a quiz (which didn't count) about him. And when we asked how he got hurt in baseball he drew us a diagram of the field and were all the players were.
I walked into the classroom where I took my seat next to Alyssa and Jack took the vacant seat behind us. Mr. Padgur soon came waltzing into the classroom… singing Jenny from the Block… He had brown hair which was spiked in the front (I guess they call that the flip hairstyle, but I'm not sure.) He was a little taller thank Jack and he wore a black hooded sweatshirt and cargo jeans with a chain on them, a cell phone and a pair of sunglasses were tucked in his belt. He flopped down on his chair and put his feet up on his desk. His desk was so covered with random objects that you couldn't see the bottom of it. Immediately bunch of students surrounded him. Amy and her friends always said that they hated him but I started to not believe that as they were always talking to him.
"OK guys! We have lots to do today! First off I'm supposed to give you a spelling test every week." Everybody groaned. "But they didn't ever say it had to count as a test grade did they?" Mr. Padgur gave an impish grin which went well with the ever present mischievous twinkle in his eyes. "OK so is everyone ready for the spelling test?"
"Does spelling count?' Brittany asked.
"Boy that was a stupid question!" Declan exclaimed.
"Declan, there is no such thing as a stupid question only stupid people." Mr. Padgur explained. Declan laughed. "Ok word 1- misjudge."
"Can you give me a sentence for the word?" Declan asked.
"Don't misjudge Declan for being a smart kid."
"Wait did you just say I'm smart or dumb."
"How do you spell that?" Rose Mary inquired.
"M-Y-Z-Q-niner." The teacher answered. "Word 2- Escapee, John is an escapee from the mental hospital." He waited a few moments then said, "Word 3- unpopular, the Mets are and unpopular team."
"Hey!" Mike yelled.
"What, Squirrel?" Mr. Padgur also like to call his students by there nick names.
"The Mets aren't unpopular… I like them!"
"You're a loser." Mr. Padgur stated.
After the "spelling test" was done we had to finish presenting our biography projects. The only person left to present theirs was Stephanie; who was completely embarrassed by her Cleopatra costume. "Please guys, please don't laugh." She begged. Her cheeks were bright red with embarrassment.
"Ah too bad I don't have my camera with me." Mr. Padgur said glumly. But soon a demonic look flashed across his eyes. "Oh wait I do! " He laughed and pulled out his digital camera and started snapping pictures while Stephanie shrieked… which soon turned into laughing. It wasn't uncommon for Mr. Padgur to do extremely audacious things like that. I remembered our important assembly in front of the school and the presidents of the local animal shelter. We couldn't here the principle talk because the whole auditorium was aloud with something that sounded like explosions coming right after one another. I had looked over to the stage were sure enough Mr. Padgur was sitting, tapping a microphone.
I was stirred out of my thoughts by something hard hitting the back of my head, an eraser. I turned around and saw Jack grinning. "You were jus' starin' at the wall. So I thought I should wake ye up!" I rolled my eyes. Couldn't he just of tapped me on the back or something.
I turned my attention to the front of the room where Mr. Padgur was now sitting on a table swinging his legs with a cart of books next to him. "As you all know we have to do an animal porqui story."
"What's a porqui story?" Stephanie asked.
"A poem in Native American."
"Really?'
"Yes."
"COOL!!!"
"I was lying." Mr. padgur answered. As soon as Stephanie turned her back Mr. Padgur made the loser sign.
"MR. PADGUR!" practically the whole class yelled.
"What? I was just making the number seven!" Mr. Padgur turned his hand upside down. Everyone then started playing with there fingers. "Hey Amy, you were trying to get me to hold up the wrong finger!"
After that we started to actually do research. "Hey, Val come over here. Look at this picture of this monkey, it has a red face… it's a devil monkey!!!!" Mr. Padgur exclaimed. "Stephanie should use this as her animal it's just like her!"
After research Mr. Padgur asked Declan to write his name on the bored. "Why? I didn't do anything!!!" Declan whined as he wrote his name in his incredibly sloppy handwriting.
"Good now write that with your other hand." Mr. Padgur instructed. Declan did and it was much neater. "Congratulations Declan, you are now a lefty!"
"But how do I know which one's left?" Declan asked.
"HA HA! Isn't it obvious? Do what I do!" Mr. Padgur pulled up his sleeves where there was an R on one wrist and an L on the other. He tossed Declan a permanent marker.
"Thanks dude!"
"Any time, man."
"Smart guy..." Jack observed. "I gotta try that…" I gave him a light back hand. "Hey! What was that for?"
"For being you Jack." I answered dryly.
Soon it was break. Since English is a double period we get break in the middle of it.
"Hey Val, Alyssa, since you good at computers and stuff can you help me out with my wedding site? I started it with that website you showed me. It's a lot better than the program I used to use... it sucked… kind of like how word pad is, it comes out with all these weird symbols like in the matrix or something…. I think all word pads should BURN!!! Anyway, so can you help me?" Mr. Padgur asked. As Megan walked by the computer Mr. Padgur growled at her and hugged the computer screen so she couldn't see.
"Um to help you we need to see the computer." Alyssa commented.
"Oh right…"
We soon helped Mr. Padgur out. "Thanks guys now I feel all like some kinda super techno computer whiz or something…" He said as he walked out the door and to the teacher's lounge.
Alyssa, Jack and I were the only ones left in the room. Jack stared up at the many posters in the room (some had curses on them) all hung in places you wouldn't think to look. Mr. Padgur had down that purposely because the other teacher who shared the room had once given the room a makeover taking down all his stuff and putting up flowered things, so he kept his stuff in places she wouldn't look.
Next we walked over to his desk. 3 two liter bottles of Pepsi were on one side of his desk. (That's part of the reason he's always so energetic.) And –GASP- a glass labeled- Queen Anne's finest Ale.
Soon we heard the teacher next door yelling at someone for how they were dressed… OH GOD! Mr. Padgur must be back "Ok just curious… what are you doing." He asked.
"Uh… tell you the truth we have no idea!" I said as we half ran out the classroom.
We soon were back at the classroom the door was closed and Declan was beside it. I looked through the window on the door to see Mr. Padgur leaning against it. Oh great he's locked us out. Declan rammed in to the door. After a long time Mr. Padgur opened the door.
"Point and laugh at them everyone!!!" Mr. Padgur said and everyone did. "Declan… dude you broke my door…"
Next we had to read a true story about astronauts. After the "holey moley it's a piece of cake" line. Mr Padgur gave up.
"Who wants to change the subject?" he asked. So for a while we talked about scooba diving and than about dreams…
"Ok today we're also supposed to do a project on character education! So I thought why don't we make it fun? Because of Val and Alyssa we will learn about Johnny Depp! We will watch a few clips of a few different movies of his. But what goes better with movie than… SNACKS!" Mr. Padgur went to the teachers room and came back with ice cream bars and pixie sticks. "The pixie sticks are so we can get sugar high… You look excited about that Alyssa" Mr Padgur then stuffed half of the ice cream bar in his mouth.
"How did you do that?" Megan asked.
Mr. Padgur shrugged, "I haven't eaten all day…"
The segments of Johnny Depp movies where extremely entertaining… though some were rated higher than we should be able to see.
"You're a teacher though, your supposed to talk about how your such a good role model!" Amy said.
"Well I wasn't a good kid… I was so bad my parents took down my door… oh and I'm still invited to high school parties… I guess being a bad kid runs in the family, my dad once planted bulbs for the nun's garden upside down so they wouldn't come up… and he once got a teacher so mad at him that they hit him with a ruler… he still had the dent in his head!"
"That explains a lot…" I muttered. For the rest of the period Mr. Padgur told us disgusting fast food facts, then we had a debate about soda machines in school (Mr. Padgur was for them), and we played a spelling game!
Ah English, a fine subject…
What's true- Everything! (Except the stuff about Jack.) Everything that Mr. Padgur said and did is completely his… I didn't add anything to it! He actually did and said all that!!!
A/N- next comes the English bonus chappy, then the math one then the deleted scenes, after that the field trip chapter, then the sports day one, and the description one… THEN Pirates of Summer Break! Please review it took me 3 and a half hours to write so the least you could do is review…. Responses to reviews-
Amitee- lol thanks!!! xxpink- thank you.. another person who thinks I'm like them? This is getting kinda spooky!
wierdkendogirl- I'm glad you liked it!
Warriormaid 3000- whoa that DOES sound like my school! NOW I'm REALLY SCARED!!! 3 people who are like me!?!
KittenGaurdian- Here have a virtual suger cube for being my most frequent reviewer!