Disclaimer: we don't own Trigun or Harry Potter. If we did we would be too busy counting our money and living in big castles in Britain to write this. So be thankful we're not millionaires, even though we're not thankful!!!!

Authors' note: Wolfwood doesn't die and Knives is a good guy. Sort of. Vash stupidly buried Wolfwood thinking he was dead. So Wolfwood found Vash, kicked him in the nads and called him a broom head. Yeah thought you would want to know.

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Prologue

Way to go, Neville…

Vash barrel rolled behind the other boulder, sat up and continued shooting Dominique. She dodged his bullet and went for the attack but Knives busted out of the saloon doors and shot her in the stomach in midair. Midvalley shot at Knives but Wolfwood shot him in the back. Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood grabbed Milly and Meryl and ran down an alley. But they encountered a dead end. They turned to see Dominique limping alongside Legato and the other resurrected Gung-Ho Guns cornering them into the alleyway. As soon as they all raised their guns, Vash exploded, "I stole your donuts Meryl!! I'm so sorry!" She sighed in frustration, "This isn't the time Vash, but I forgive you!"

Legato's finger pressed the trigger, but then Vash and co. were engulfed in an orange light and were gone.

Somewhere in England, in a certain potions lab, Wolfwood landed right on the hard, cold stone floor. He looked around and saw a bunch of teenagers in funny robes. A tall young lad with flaming red hair helped him up. Then another young lad with rumpled black hair and green eyes encircled in black glasses sighed and looked to another boy who was rather plump. "Way to go Neville, you finally get a potion right, but you had to spill the potion didn't you?"

"Right, sorry 'bout that. Why is it always me?" Then Wolfwood angrily yelled out. "What the hell is goin on? Where is everybody?"

At that same moment Vash stood up and looked around and saw beautiful evergreens surrounding him. "Rem? Am I dead? Look at all the pretty trees! Hello Mr. Squirrel. What's that? It's a spider. A HUGE SPIDER!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

End. For now. Hehehe. Being evil is fun!!

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Okay people Hannah is writing the next chapter so god help us all! Well hope you enjoy. Next chapter: Wolfwood and the others find Vash, Knives, Milly, and Meryl. The Gung-Ho Gun's will meet and join up with Voldemort.

Later, Catherine