Disclaimer: Damn it, I still don't own it! You don't have to rub it in!
(*Melodramatic sobs*)
Authors Note: Hey! Glad you people are still reading. Amazed even. Remember OOC is in this. And somehow, part of this fic seems to be settling on Hajime's 5 year old son. Oh well. I think he's an interesting new character. Read and Review!
To the Reviewers:
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~Part 5~
Hajime Jr. snuggled into his mothers lap and finally fell asleep. Amazingly enough, he looked angelic in his sleep. Hajime just wanted his son to sleep forever-in a more permanent way.
Hajime Jr. suddenly screamed and hid under the sofa.
"What's wrong honey?" Tokio asked as Hajime Jr. Poked his head out from under the couch slowly.
"Nuts the Squirrel! In my dream he was asking me if I wanted to touch his nuts! Whaaa! *Alden asks me that all the time and it's scary! Whaaaaaaa!" Hajime Jr. Wailed.
(* Alden is Sano's son just so you know. Don't ask.)
Hajime and Tokio looked at each other than back at Hajime Jr.
"What about that Himura girl you were drooling over today? Aren't you supposedly in love with her?" Saitou asked.
"No. I'm in love with her sister," Hajime Jr. replied calmly.
"Why were you afraid of the dead squirrel?" Tokio asked truly curious now.
"It was daddy in the squirrel suit!" Hajime Jr. cried, then screamed again.
"You need counseling," Hajime said going back to reading his paper.
"We'll take you to see *Karina tomorrow honey," Toko said as Saitou gave her a look.
(* Karina is Aoshi's wife. Again, don't ask.)
"Do you know how much that wench will charge us?" Hajime asked looking angry.
"I know dear, but you have to admit, she does tneed the money," Tokio said with a slight smile.
Saitou laughed. "Yeah, the Sagara's and the Shinomori's are in a worse financial state than we are," Saitou added.
* * *
The following morning, Hajime Jr. found himself in what Karina called he kitchen. All it really was, was a dirt floored room, a fire pit and a piece of wood she called her shelf. He chose the cleanest bit of dirt floor and sat down.
"Want some candy?" Karina asked sitting on the block of wood.
"What's candy?" Hajime Jr. asked turning his head slightly.
"You don't know what candy is," Karina said raising her eyebrows.
"Dad told me it was bad for me health and it was too expensive," Hajime Jr. shrugged.
"Okay. Let's play a game. Its called crush the ant hills in Karina's kitchen," Karina smiled.
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Half and hour later, Karina proclaimed Hajime Jr. perfectly sane, just raised by wolves. This made Hajime strangely want to get rid of all his children.
"Just have to have 6 more on the way..."
How was that chapter? Okay, good, what. I want to know. REVIEW and let me know what you think!
Authors Note: Hey! Glad you people are still reading. Amazed even. Remember OOC is in this. And somehow, part of this fic seems to be settling on Hajime's 5 year old son. Oh well. I think he's an interesting new character. Read and Review!
To the Reviewers:
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~Part 5~
Hajime Jr. snuggled into his mothers lap and finally fell asleep. Amazingly enough, he looked angelic in his sleep. Hajime just wanted his son to sleep forever-in a more permanent way.
Hajime Jr. suddenly screamed and hid under the sofa.
"What's wrong honey?" Tokio asked as Hajime Jr. Poked his head out from under the couch slowly.
"Nuts the Squirrel! In my dream he was asking me if I wanted to touch his nuts! Whaaa! *Alden asks me that all the time and it's scary! Whaaaaaaa!" Hajime Jr. Wailed.
(* Alden is Sano's son just so you know. Don't ask.)
Hajime and Tokio looked at each other than back at Hajime Jr.
"What about that Himura girl you were drooling over today? Aren't you supposedly in love with her?" Saitou asked.
"No. I'm in love with her sister," Hajime Jr. replied calmly.
"Why were you afraid of the dead squirrel?" Tokio asked truly curious now.
"It was daddy in the squirrel suit!" Hajime Jr. cried, then screamed again.
"You need counseling," Hajime said going back to reading his paper.
"We'll take you to see *Karina tomorrow honey," Toko said as Saitou gave her a look.
(* Karina is Aoshi's wife. Again, don't ask.)
"Do you know how much that wench will charge us?" Hajime asked looking angry.
"I know dear, but you have to admit, she does tneed the money," Tokio said with a slight smile.
Saitou laughed. "Yeah, the Sagara's and the Shinomori's are in a worse financial state than we are," Saitou added.
* * *
The following morning, Hajime Jr. found himself in what Karina called he kitchen. All it really was, was a dirt floored room, a fire pit and a piece of wood she called her shelf. He chose the cleanest bit of dirt floor and sat down.
"Want some candy?" Karina asked sitting on the block of wood.
"What's candy?" Hajime Jr. asked turning his head slightly.
"You don't know what candy is," Karina said raising her eyebrows.
"Dad told me it was bad for me health and it was too expensive," Hajime Jr. shrugged.
"Okay. Let's play a game. Its called crush the ant hills in Karina's kitchen," Karina smiled.
* * *
Half and hour later, Karina proclaimed Hajime Jr. perfectly sane, just raised by wolves. This made Hajime strangely want to get rid of all his children.
"Just have to have 6 more on the way..."
How was that chapter? Okay, good, what. I want to know. REVIEW and let me know what you think!