Lesse here. . . Last time I checked I didn't own anything except my Shonen Jump, my video games, and my PS2. Are they in here? No? Well then. There's nothing in here that's mine.
OF NINJAS, WATER GUNS, AND SWEET SNOW
[Hiei is sleeping in a tree outside Kurama's window. The bushes below the tree rustle, and two familiar-looking cat ears poke out. MC is dressed in a completely black ninja suit, humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme song very quietly. She quickly scales the tree, stopping just above the peacefully sleeping demon.]
MC: Meh heh heh. . . .
[She pulls out a small squirt gun, eyes darting around suspiciously as she stops humming. Leveling it at Hiei's head, she slowly pulls the trigger. . . ]
Kurama: -looking out the window- Hiei? Wake up! Yuuske and Keiko are here, and it would be rude of you not to come see them.
MC: O.O -falls out of the tree face first- Pleagh. -spits out mouthful of dirt-
Hiei: -slowly opens eyes- Do I have to?
Kurama: Yes.
Hiei: Too bad. -closes eyes and prepares to go back to sleep-
Kurama: -sigh- I'll give you sweet snow if you come down and visit.
Hiei: Hn. . . -opens eyes and jumps past Kurama into the room- Let's get this over with.
[They walk out of the room. Below, MC looks up at the window as an idea slowly forms.]
MC: Meh heh heh. . . . This is even better! Now I can get that Spirit Detective as well! -flips gun back into its holster- This is a slight change in plans, but. . . . It'll work. Hopefully.
[MC sneaks to the front of the house and peers in the front window. Kurama and Keiko are talking, and Yuuske and Hiei look bored. MC grins wickedly, but suddenly the grin fades as she remembers something.]
MC: -muttering- I didn't bring that. . . did I? I'll have to check.
[MC riffles around in Malletspace for a little bit before pulling out a huge squirt gun with the words "DESTINY OF THE DYING" printed on the side in red and black lettering. Her evil grin comes back.]
MC: Oh YEEAAAAHHHHH!
[She creeps to the door, slowly turning the knob before letting the door creak open of its own accord to heighten the mood. . . .]
One day later. . . .
[MC is covered in bandages, lying on a hospital bed. She groans and opens her eyes to see a VERY amused Kristen.]
Kristen: So, Gwennie. Did you really think you could stand up to two demons and a Spirit Detective with Destiny of the Dying?
Gwenne: -mumbles something akin to 'Whez Desiny?'-
Kristen: Sheesh, not even a "Thanks for saving me, sis!" or "What happened?" Nooo, you just go straight to the stupid gun! -Gwenne glares at her- Alright! I have it, don't worry.
Gwenne: Ngh. Good. So what did happen?
Kristen: Right when you decided to barge in on them, Hiei decided he was going to go for a walk. You ran right into him. Oh, and Gwenne. . . . -Holds up Eikichi, who purrs- Is this yours? It's been bugging Faye-chan and Lita.
Gwenne: Yeah. . . I saved him from Kuwabaka.
Kristen: -sigh- You mean Kuwabara?
Gwenne: Same thing.
Kristen: Well, I'm sure he misses him. I'll take him back tomorrow.
Gwenne: -yawn- Nnkay. Thaz nice.
Ookay. Spot the obscure Trigun reference and win a cookie. Oh, and my writer's block is gone. Thou shalt review, or thou shalt feel the wrath of the Destiny of the Dying. But first we'll tickle you.
OF NINJAS, WATER GUNS, AND SWEET SNOW
[Hiei is sleeping in a tree outside Kurama's window. The bushes below the tree rustle, and two familiar-looking cat ears poke out. MC is dressed in a completely black ninja suit, humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme song very quietly. She quickly scales the tree, stopping just above the peacefully sleeping demon.]
MC: Meh heh heh. . . .
[She pulls out a small squirt gun, eyes darting around suspiciously as she stops humming. Leveling it at Hiei's head, she slowly pulls the trigger. . . ]
Kurama: -looking out the window- Hiei? Wake up! Yuuske and Keiko are here, and it would be rude of you not to come see them.
MC: O.O -falls out of the tree face first- Pleagh. -spits out mouthful of dirt-
Hiei: -slowly opens eyes- Do I have to?
Kurama: Yes.
Hiei: Too bad. -closes eyes and prepares to go back to sleep-
Kurama: -sigh- I'll give you sweet snow if you come down and visit.
Hiei: Hn. . . -opens eyes and jumps past Kurama into the room- Let's get this over with.
[They walk out of the room. Below, MC looks up at the window as an idea slowly forms.]
MC: Meh heh heh. . . . This is even better! Now I can get that Spirit Detective as well! -flips gun back into its holster- This is a slight change in plans, but. . . . It'll work. Hopefully.
[MC sneaks to the front of the house and peers in the front window. Kurama and Keiko are talking, and Yuuske and Hiei look bored. MC grins wickedly, but suddenly the grin fades as she remembers something.]
MC: -muttering- I didn't bring that. . . did I? I'll have to check.
[MC riffles around in Malletspace for a little bit before pulling out a huge squirt gun with the words "DESTINY OF THE DYING" printed on the side in red and black lettering. Her evil grin comes back.]
MC: Oh YEEAAAAHHHHH!
[She creeps to the door, slowly turning the knob before letting the door creak open of its own accord to heighten the mood. . . .]
One day later. . . .
[MC is covered in bandages, lying on a hospital bed. She groans and opens her eyes to see a VERY amused Kristen.]
Kristen: So, Gwennie. Did you really think you could stand up to two demons and a Spirit Detective with Destiny of the Dying?
Gwenne: -mumbles something akin to 'Whez Desiny?'-
Kristen: Sheesh, not even a "Thanks for saving me, sis!" or "What happened?" Nooo, you just go straight to the stupid gun! -Gwenne glares at her- Alright! I have it, don't worry.
Gwenne: Ngh. Good. So what did happen?
Kristen: Right when you decided to barge in on them, Hiei decided he was going to go for a walk. You ran right into him. Oh, and Gwenne. . . . -Holds up Eikichi, who purrs- Is this yours? It's been bugging Faye-chan and Lita.
Gwenne: Yeah. . . I saved him from Kuwabaka.
Kristen: -sigh- You mean Kuwabara?
Gwenne: Same thing.
Kristen: Well, I'm sure he misses him. I'll take him back tomorrow.
Gwenne: -yawn- Nnkay. Thaz nice.
Ookay. Spot the obscure Trigun reference and win a cookie. Oh, and my writer's block is gone. Thou shalt review, or thou shalt feel the wrath of the Destiny of the Dying. But first we'll tickle you.