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Chapter 8: Another Day of Old Memories, Races between Rivals, Dogs and Horny Guys
"Chikuso I failed Mr. Highwind's stupid science test!" (Damn it) Zell groaned after coming out of the cafeteria. He had just gotten his test back and was checking his score. "How could I have gotten 68%!?"
What Zell didn't realise was that on the other side of the hallway someone he knew had the same problem as he did...
"Dude! How the hell could I have failed this science test?" Tidus grumbled, he rubbed his forehead in agony. "Kuso!" (Shit)
Tidus was to preoccupied with his test that he didn't notice the person he was about to walk into just right about now...
"Ouch!"
"Ow..."
"Huh?"
"What?"
"You!"
"Me?"
"Tidus..."
"Zell..."
"What are you doing here?" Tidus asked Zell, eyeing him suspiciously while walking circles around him. "Don't you have class?"
"No, as a matter of fact, I don't. What about you?" Zell circled around as well. He cocked an eyebrow. "Why are you in such a hurry?"
"If you really need to know..." Tidus brushed a few strands of hair out of his view. "I'm going to see Mr. Wakka, he wants to see me about something to do with track. I guess he thinks I'm the fastest runner in the school."
"Oh really..." Zell said nonchalantly, he took out a lollipop from his pocket and popped it into his mouth. "Guess what, you're not the only one, Mr. Wakka called me in for track too." Zell laughed evily. "I guess you lose, knowing that I, the genius, plus fastest runner in this entire city will beat you in track. You don't stand a chance."
"Oh, is that so....?" Tidus glared down at the boy standing infront of him, suddenly noticing the peice of paper Zell was holding and smirked evily. "What's that? I bet you failed Mr. Highwind's test, didn't you?"
"I'll have you know 68% isn't that bad!....Oh shit..."
"Aha! You failed, I was right, yeah....'genius' my ass!"
"Well, what did you get? Probably a 50%!"
"N-no....I g-got 80." Tidus stammered, folding his test sheet in half.
Zell eyed the piece of paper and made a quick grab for it before Tidus could put it in his pockets. He unfolded it with a wide grin. "Well look at this...a 69%. Yeah right you past," he said sarcastically. "knowing you, you can't even find your way through a paper bag."
"Hey at least I got better than you!" Tidus snorted grabbing the paper back and shoving it down his pants. "And by the way, that diss was so last year!"
"Oh well, like, I didn't, like, know."
"Shutup! Rooster boy."
"How am I a rooster boy!?"
"Well... for one, your hair sticks up like Zidane's crouch whenever he sees a hot girl." (AN: Thanks x-Rikku-x for coming up with that.)
"Oh yeah, well you look like a freakin' transexual!"
"Your so fat that if you were in the three little pigs you'd be saying 'Not on the hairs of my 26 chins'!"
"That's so lame!"
"Dude, like you're any better?"
"Where'd you pick it up from? The geeks down at the library!?"
"No, I got it from Sephiroth!"
"Oh yeah, like he would ever say that! He's too cool!"
"Yeah, he would, you just don't know it."
"By the way it's sweet loser!"
"DUDE!"
"SWEET!"
"DUDE!"
"SWEET!
"Shutup! Your giving us a headache!" a chorused shout came from behind the two arguing duo. They both turned around, not realising that the entire school was listening to their conversation. With such embarrassment the two cowards ran right out of the school and towards the fields like scared little mice...
"Hey Cloud!" called Squall sitting underneath a tree.
"Yo, what's up?" Cloud asked approaching the rather quiet boy.
"Just wondering if we're cool..." Squall looked up to his friend, who then sat right beside him.
"Yeah, we are." Cloud shrugged. "Once you think about it, wasn't it awkward seeing the little pervert dressed up like that?"
"I thought he liked girls, but I never thought he liked them that much..." Squall shivered. "I'm scarred for life after seeing that."
"Yeah, the thought of seeing Zidane in a dress is really killing me."
The two boys sat under the tree in silence as a cool gentle breeze blew silently. You could tell that they felt really relax just sitting there, quietly, not being disturbed... until they saw Nooj run out of the school, hands waving around, screaming, "Get away from me!"
"What the?" Cloud jerked up. "Isn't that Nooj?"
"Your right, but why is he-"
Out of no where Leblanc came, chasing Nooj with outstretched arms followed by Logos and Ormi. "Come on Noojy-woojy! Come back!"
The two boys sitting on the grass were confused and frightened for poor Nooj.
"Nooj! Run faster, she's right behind you!" Gippal hollered across the fields as he and Baralai approached Cloud and Squall.
"Hi..." Baralai greeted the two sweatdropping boys on the ground.
"Hey 'sup?" Gippal greeted as well.
"Hey." Cloud spoke up as the two guys sat beside them. "We're alright, how are you doing?"
"We're peachy... well actually, Nooj isn't..." Gippal chuckled while Baralai rolled his eyes.
"What's going on anyways?" Squall asked. "Why is Leblanc chasing him?"
"Well we just found out she has a huge crush on Nooj. The girl just came out of no where and threw herself into Nooj's arms. He was flabbergasted when she told him she was inlove with him." Gippal answered. "Can you believe that? 'Inlove'?"
"Whoa...how long has she even known Nooj?" Squall asked staring at the poor tackled fellow on the ground. Logos and Ormi were on top of him. Squall winced as he saw Nooj get jabbed in the stomach by the fat dude.
"Not long, but she claims it's destiny for them to be together." Baralai finally spoke up after sitting so quietly.
"Right....?" Cloud said sarcastically. "That bitch doesn't know when to get out of people's business. Did you know she got into a fight with Yuna, Quistis and Rikku?"
"Yeah we heard." Baralai answered looking at Gippal who looked very concerned.
"Were they hurt real bad?" Gippal asked nervously. "Was Rikku okay?"
Squall looked surprised. "Yeah they were okay...Why are you asking about Rikku so suddenly? You like her?"
"Iie (no)....haha." Gippal laughed nervously shaking his head quickly. "No way....she's not my type."
Baralai rolled his eyes again as Cloud and Squall smirked. They knew all too well. The four suddenly turned their attention to Nooj who was being hugged by Leblanc so tightly. She had wrapped her arms around his back and was now leaning in for a big wet one. Nooj was struggling to get free, but completely gave in when she kissed his cheek leaving a big red mark on his face. She turned around and walked back into the school leaving Nooj collasping onto the floor, shaking.
"Oh...gotta go now. See ya'll later." Gippal called to Cloud and Squall as Baralai and him left towards the shaken fellow down on the fields.
"Damn, was that scary..." Cloud spoke as he and his friend left to go back inside, for it was time for history class.
"Turn to page 51 of your textbooks and read the three paragraph describing the war of the 18th century." Mr. Loire told the students as he written some questions on the board.
Cloud and Squall had returned to class and were now sitting in the back of the room, reading. Across from them were Tifa and Quistis who were both studying as well.
"Actually....no...." Mr. Loire spoke up facing the class, he was dressed in a black collared shirt and beige pants. His hair was neatly comb since it was long and straight. "I'd like to talk about my journeys in the war back then instead."
"Oh my God, here we go again..." Quistis groaned silently only letting Tifa and the boys across listen. "He seems to love talking about himself."
"You're right. This guys seems like he doesn't even know what he's doing." Cloud whispered to them.
"Seems like a real jack ass." Squall chuckled quietly as Mr. Loire began rambling on about his great war when he was in Galbadia.
"He's actually not that bad- just conceited." Tifa giggled before returning to look at the teacher sitting in the front.
(AN: I'm changing the story Laguna is about to tell a little bit.)
"You all know I was in the war and I was a Galbadian. Well it was very tough- we had to fight these soldiers in secret caves and hideouts, but lucky us, we were a lot more smarter than those bastards." Mr. Loire chuckled while the students groaned. "I had good friends back then, their names were Ward and Kiros. They would always be in my team since we were the fighting trio, that's what everyone called us back then. We were the best fighting in a team, and we hardly ever had arguments since we were the best of friends. I remember once when we arrived back from a mission at Galbadia's headquarters. We went into this hotel and found our way to the bar where a piano stood on the stage with spotlights shining on it. I had taken a seat not too far from the stage with Ward and Kiros. Suddenly a vision of beauty had come onto the stage and began playing this beautiful song on the piano- no words but it was such a miraculous melody." Mr. Loire stood up and walked over to the window like he was lost in his own mind.
Suddenly Squall wasn't bored of his story but, instead, relaxed and became anxious in hearing about this vision of beauty...
Mr. Loire continued, still looked outside. "I was so addicted to this song, I'd heard it couple of times and I could tell that this woman played this song with her heart, but that night felt so special. When it was finally over Ward told me to go talk to her since I was practically drooling like some dog. Kiros told me to keep it cool. I took their advice and walked towards the woman when she had gotten off the stage. I approached her slowly when suddenly my left leg started cramping up and I couldn't move it. My leg gets like that when I'm real nervous."
The students had gottened very interested in the story and one on them told Mr. Loire to continue.
"But luckily for me she turned around, facing me, and smiling like an angel. I smiled back weakly since I was nervous. She asked If I was alright and I responded saying, 'yeah'. She asked if I could meet her in her hotel room and I was extremely flabbergasted- I didn't know what to say until she came closer to look me in my eyes. I finally answered saying, 'yes' of course."
Suddenly, all the girls began saying 'Ohhh! So romantic!' in the back while Tifa and Quistis just smiled, since they enjoyed the story Mr. Loire was telling.
"I left my friends and went to her room. I stood right in the middle of her room staring at her and vice versa."
----Flashback----
"Hi." greeted the woman in the red dress. "I'm glad you came..." she spoke blushing slightly, looking into the other man's eyes.
"Yeah...so am I..." Laguna stammered, feeling embarrassed. "You played so good- I like the song a lot."
"Thanks...I'm really glad you liked it...it makes me happy, knowing you liked it." she giggled.
Laguna turned a million different shades of red. "So...um, not trying to be rude, but why did you call me to meet you here?"
The woman in red began walking towards the window staring deep into the night. "I just wanted to tell you that I've seen you so many times in this bar."
"I love listening to you play." Laguna blushed a deeper shade of red, looking towards the floor, trying to relax as he looked back up at her while she stared into the night. She was so stunning in red. "I forgot to ask, what's your name?"
"My name is Julia. I know your name is Laguna, I heard your friends call you that lots of time." She turned back to look at him.
"Julia...that's such a beautiful name, it matches such a beautiful woman." Laguna was stunned. 'Did I just say that out loud. Damn it!'
Julia blushed, placing a hand on her burning cheek. "I've wanted to tell you that I've decided to dedicate that song to you, I noticed how you always stare at me when I play it, and I could really tell you like it a lot."
"Thanks, so what's it called? Does it have any lyrics?"
"The song's called 'Eyes On Me', and, as a matter of fact, I did write lyrics to the song just yesturday. Want to read it?" Julia asked as she pulled out a sheet of paper and handed it to Laguna.
He took it and read it out aloud as the woman smiled staring into his eyes again.
"Whenever I sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever I said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar
My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here for you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Did you ever know
That I had mine on you?
Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but for sure
If a frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
So let me come to you
Close as I want to be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast
And stay there as I whisper
How I love your peaceful eyes on me
Did you ever know
That I had mine on you?
Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if you're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming
Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If a frown is shown then I wll know
That you are no dreamer."
"Wow that is really beautiful...I don't know what to say...Thank you so much." Laguna looked shocked as he spoke up, finally, after reading the lyrics.
Julia blushed. "The lyrics are exactly how I feel about you..." She approached closer and embraced him laying her head on his chest, closing her eyes. "Please let me stay like this for a little while."
Laguna was absolutely shocked, he wasn't able to move. 'Damn it Laguna wrap your arms around her, you dunce!' He slowly wrapped his arms around the woman and closed his eyes.
"Are you gonna leave again tomorrow?" She suddenly asked still hugging him.
Laguna opened his eyes with such sadness. "I'm afraid so...and I'm not sure when I'll come back....."
"Oh I see....I know we'll be able to see each other again one day. Promise me you won't forget me."
"I promise...." Laguna said resting his chin ontop of her head. "I promise..."
----End of Flashback----
"Hey, Yuna over here!" Rikku called from Paine's side to the clueless girl standing on the stairs leading to the bleachers. "Come sit here!"
Yuna found her friends and ran towards them, finally sitting right smack in the middle of Rikku and Paine.
"I don't know why we bothered to come here..." Paine sighed watching the students either run on the track, participate in high jump, long jump or shotput.
"Well, don't you want to see Tidus and Zell race against each other in the two hundred metres race?" Yuna asked all excited inside.
"Oh please, the only reason you wanted to come here was to see your boyfriend Tidus." Paine said nonchalantly staring at the kids doing relay.
Yuna blushed a beet red. "Iie (no)...no way! I just came here to watch- it's either this or class."
"Look! It's Tidus and Zell's turn!" Rikku exclaimed jumping out of her seat.
Yuna turned to face the prancing boy on the track. Tidus was stretching his legs and arms, dressed in a blue gym outfit. He was right beside Zell who was punching the air with his fists.
"Ready rooster boy?" Tidus asked the hyper fellow right next to him.
"I'm gonna make you eat those words when I win this race!" Zell smirked as a loud voice told them to place their mark.
As the two got into their positions on their own lanes, just beside one another, they stared at the finish line 200m away with intensity as the referee got his whistle out and blew right into it.
Both sprung up with an incredible start. The other students in the bleachers began cheering for their favourite and the girls began prouncing up and down. Tidus was leading by a few inches before Zell caught up. As each gained the lead, they'd lose it only a few seconds later as the other racer caught up to them.
They were almost at the finish line and Yuna began gripping her skirt tightly. Rikku stood beside her, jumping up and down screaming, "Go Tidus! Go Zell! Go winner!"
Paine rolled her eyes, annoyed, but that was about all the emotion she showed.
When the two racers were but only 20 to 30 metres away from the end, Yuna jumped out of her seat, screaming louder than the whole audience, "GO TIDUS!"
Tidus, who had heard, turned his head to look at her, only to lose focus as he tripped over his own feet and stumbled to the ground. Zell, grinning a wide grin, passed by Tidus, sticking his tongue out as he ran the last 5m and took the win.
Tidus fans were silenced as Zell's fans hollered with victory. "YAY ZELL!!" Rikku cheered before finally noticing Tidus' fallen body. Yuna quickly realised her mistake as she clamped her hands over her mouth and slowly returned to her seat. Rikku and Paine looked at her with raised brows as a whole group of females- who had been clearly cheering for Tidus- turned to glare at her. Yuna flushed a bright pink and sank lower into her seat.
Tidus scrambled to sit up on the track, his face burning a deep red and sighed loudly as the students began leaving the bleachers. Zell jogged over to him with a wide smile. "That was sweet."
"Dude, you only one because I got distracted." Tidus retorted.
Zell began jogging in his spot. "Excuses, excuses..."
"No, really. You see, Yuna was-"
"Zelly-chan!"
Zell and Tidus turned to see Rikku prancing over happily with Paine trailing close behind, dragging Yuna by her wrist. When they finally stopped running, Rikku began hopping up and down on the track. "Yay! You guys were great!"
Zell placed his hands on his hips with a triumphant smile as Rikku clapped loudly- adoring the winner. Tidus sighed again, laying back on the track. Paine congratulated them and nudged Yuna in her side. She approached Tidus who was staring right at her.
"Can we talk?" Yuna asked nervously. "Alone." she eyed Rikku and Zell closely. Paine grabbed both of them and left immediately, holding their arms tightly as Zell and Rikku tried to break free from her grasp.
"Tidus....I'm sorry I got you distracted." Yuna looked towards the cemented ground, a bit upset about what she had done.
Tidus blushed, still staring at her intensely. "It's ok...it's kinda my fault for paying so much attention to a pretty girl once she's cheering for me..." 'Damn did I just say that...?' he thought slapping his forehead.
Yuna turned around so only her back could face him, she was burning a bright pink at his remark. 'Oh Kami-sama, did he just say that?' "If there's anything I can do for you...you know to make up for costing you the race, let me know, don't hesitate." Yuna turned back to look straight into his ocean blue eyes.
Tidus thought about it. 'What if....? Yeah that's it!' "How about a date? You and I?" he said smiling.
Yuna was stunned. "Um...okay....where?"
"At Hitomi's cafe, tomorrow at lunch. We can go out instead of staying in the cafeteria on our break."
"Sure...I guess that's ok, see you soon." Yuna turned to walk away still blushing madly. 'A date with Tidus? Wow...Gotta think of something good to wear.'
"You dog!" Zidane chuckled giving Tidus a slap on the back. "Way to go, you got the girl of your dreams."
Tidus chuckled softly. "No big deal..."
"Hey what's up?" Reno asked coming out of the math class, he approached Tidus and Zidane. "Why ya'll look so happy?"
"Guess what. Tidus, the man, got a date with Yuna tomorrow." Zidane smirked.
"You dog!" Reno punched Tidus' shoulder in a friendly manner "Yuna's a pretty hot girl, if you ask me."
"Thanks- but like a said dudes, it nothing special...really."
"Hey Cloud! Come here!" Reno called as he saw Cloud come out of the gym in his jersey. "Tidus has a date with Yuna."
"You dog!" Cloud laughed softly. "What does Yuna see in you?"
"Hey dude, that's not funny!" Tidus protested. "I don't see you with any girl right now."
"Chill dude, I was just joking."
"Oh look Mr. Wakka just came out of the cafeteria. Hey Mr. Wakka!" Cloud called out across the hall, Mr. Wakka approached the group of boys.
"Do you guys need help or what?"
"Tidus got a date with Yuna." Reno smirked putting an arm around twitching boy's shoulders.
"You dog!" Mr. Wakka grinned slapping Tidus' arm. "Way to go!"
"SHUTUP WITH 'YOU DOG' I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
"Whoa...Tidus chill dog..."
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I SAID NO MORE DOGS!"
And out of no where "Hey anyone want a hot dog?" Zell asked taking a big bite out of his own.
"AHHHHH!!!" and with that, the irratated boy went running out of the school screaming 'no more dogs!'.
Sephiroth and Seifer had walked into the library where all the nerds usually hung out. It seemed the most popular nerds, Jesse, Wedge and Biggs were hanging out in their usual corner with their usual geeky glasses and their usual educational books covering their faces whole. (AN: These ones are from ff7.)
"Yo Sephiroth, why are we here in the library?" Seifer asked as he glared at gawking nerds.
"I'm just here to see someone special..." Sephiroth smirked flipping his hair and neatly combing it. He was wearing black baggy pants with a black and white jersey over a white t-shirt. Sephiroth took out his favourite blue bandana and tied it on. "So just chill with me hommie."
"Aiight..." Seifer said combing his hair back. "This place stinks, it smells a lot like geeks..."
"You're right. Just look at these dorks with their freckles and glasses. They're all freakin' losers." Sephiroth laughed evily, scaring some students in the library who quickly ran out the doors. Seifer flicked one nerd's glasses off leaving him sprawling on the floor, searching for them.
"Um..h-hi S-Sephiroth....It's Jes-se. Rem-memb-ber?" It seemed Jesse had walked over to Sephiroth and, nervous as she always was, stuttered as she greeted him.
He just stared nonchalantly. "Um...hi...?" Sephiroth turned to face Seifer and whispered, "Do I know her?"
Seifer just shrugged and cocked an eyebrow up as the girl handed Sephiroth a booklet.
"Sir this is...your...h-homew-work..."
"Oh yeah...homework girl!" Sephiroth chuckled as he snatched the sheet of paper out of her hands. "Thanks Jessica."
"It's Jesse..."
"Aiight...Jacklyn. Now I gotta get goin'." Sephiroth was about to leave when Jesse grabbed his jersey.
"Don't mean....to...b-bother, but is there anyth-thing else you want me to do?"
Sephiroth raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Actually yeah, there is..." he looked at Seifer and nodded. Seifer handed his friend a notebook. "Answer these questions of math in this notebook and give it to me by tomorrow...aiight?"
"H-hai... (yes)" Jesse smiled while pushing her glasses back on her nose, it kept slipping.
"Great...Jessica."
"Actually....Jesse...."
"Um..Seifer put it in my agenda...Joanna."
"Jes-se."
"Write, get homework from Jacklyn." Sephiroth pointed out as Seifer wrote it down, both totally ignoring the poor girl infront of them.
"Um...Jesse."
"Aiight, bye June..." Sephiroth and Seifer left the poor delusional girl standing there fluttering her eyes and smiling like there was no tomorrow.
"Bye Sephiroth!" she waved, but he didn't notice. 'He's so dreamy.... Maybe if I do all his homework, he'll ask me out at the end of the school year...' she thought getting back to Wedge and Biggs. She took out a pencil and began filling in the answers in Sephiroth's notebook. (AN: Poor delusional girl....he's MINE!....joke lol...sweatdrops.)
Yuna and Garnet sat together in the library, Garnet was tutoring Yuna in language arts.
"You see, it's kinda easy, if you don't understand the question, read it over a couple of times and think about it. You'll find it out if you concentrate hard enough." Garnet told her irratated friend.
Yuna chewed on the back of her pencil. "I still don't get it. I hate Mr. Steiner!" she whined stretching her arms. Garnet shook her head as Yuna went back to studying her work more carefully.
"You know, it isn't that hard. Did you read the story carefully?"
"What story?" Yuna asked clueless, as Garnet slapped her forehead.
"No wonder, if you had read the story you would have understood the questions! Yuna you dunce!"
"Ha...ha...Oops..." Yuna chuckled nervously. "Sumi-masen. (Forgive me)"
"Okay, go to page 23 and read from there to page 45."
"It's that long!?"
"Hai...but it's very interesting."
Yuna groaned loud, but suddenly stop when Sephiroth took a seat beside her.
"Hey Babe. What's chilling?"
"Yeah babes...What's chilling?" Seifer asked copying his friend as he took a seat next to Garnet.
Garnet rolled her eyes and went back to reading her book.
"Nothing...." Yuna said dryly. "Nothing you'd be interested in."
"Now don't get cocky." Sephiroth smirked lifting her chin up to meet her eyes. "Such a hot girl." he licked his lips. Yuna pulled back and slapped him in the face. Garnet gasped and Seifer winced.
"Don't you dare touch me, you bastard!"
Sephiroth, acting like the real hot shot he was, rubbed his cheek softly while smirking so evily. "You got quite the hand, baby."
Seifer smiled, knowing his friend wasn't offended by the slap. He looked at Garnet and put an arm around her shoulders. "Have you seen Quistis?"
"Iie...(no) anyway, I don't think she would care if you were looking for her." Garnet stated bitterly. "You're such a jerk, nobody would want to date a lowlife like you."
Yuna laughed as Seifer pulled his arm back and grunted.
"Yuna, I heard that pipsqueak, Tidus, asked you out... is that true?" Sephiroth asked eyeing her body like a sick pervert. "Why would a hot girl like you want to go out with that fucker?"
"At least he's gentle with girls... unlike the load of shit sitting right next to me, you sick pervert!"
"That guy? Oh please!"
"And you think you're a gentlemen?" Garnet laughed.
"I do think so, as a matter of fact, pretty face." Sephiroth answered.
"I've seen my dogs act better than you and this animal right beside me." Garnet stated bitterly.
"Now if you don't mind, can you leave us alone and go make out with those bimbos you usually do it with?" Yuna said getting back to her studies. "I think I'm already sick of having you here, especially with all that cheap cologne I can smell from your friend over there." Yuna pointed out to the pissed blonde boy. They both got up and left to go bully some more geeks.
"Bastards..." Yuna grumbled.
"Don't listen to those losers, just concentrate on your work."
Yuna got back to reading the story she had forgotten to read.
Cloud and his group walked upstairs, heading towards the library where they had to study for their big history test. They had all brought their textbooks to study from. When they reached the library door and opened it they were surprised to see Sephiroth and Seifer bullying some nerds in a corner.
"Geez, I thought it was just gonna be us and the nerds, but now we have to handle those two bakas!" Zack spoke placing his books on an empty table.
"Shit... I can't stand those two, they think they're so hot because they make out with girls in the hallways, the washroom, everywhere they can find to do their thang." Tidus hissed sitting on a chair. The others took their own seats as well- except Cloud, who wasn't paying attention to his friends- he was just glaring at the back of Sephiroth's head.
"Can't ever get a break from them, eh?" Squall said opening his book.
"Damn, if I looked like Sephiroth, I could get all the hot girls in the school!" Zidane complained.
Reno rolled his eyes. "You little pervert. Stop thinking about girls so much."
"How can I stop?"
"What do you mean?" Zell asked sipping a can of cola. "Can't yoy control yourself?"
"Think about it, what make women so attractive? I'll tell you guys what I think- it's those damn sexy smooth legs."
"Oh yeah! Legs are what make women so damn hot!" Irvine laughed. "Don't forget the lips."
"Who can really forget the lips? Those hot red or pink lips. What about when they put lipgloss on, don't you get turned on by that?" Zidane rubbed his hands together. "Damn I'm getting horny."
"Don't forget the short mini skirts!" Zack reminded the hopeless boys as they drooled.
"Or when they flip their hair and flutter their eyes. Or the make-up they put on- that's hot." Reno smirked, getting distracted when he saw Yuna and Garnet on the other side of the library. "Hey look it's Yuna and Garnet."
The boys turned to face the two girls sitting on the other side. The girls hadn't notice them though, they were busy putting make-up on.
"Oh....damn!" Zidane's jaw dropped when he saw Garnet apply red lipgloss on.
"Look at her eyes!" Zell chirped up when he saw Yuna plaster blue eyeshadow on her eyes.
"Hey that's my girl!" Tidus hollered at the guys. "Back off!"
"Sorry Tidus, but when a girl is putting make-up on, us males have our needs." Zack apologized but turned to watch the girls play with their hair.
"Damn it! Guys, get your minds out of the gutters!" Squall spoke up roughly as he wacked the back of Zidane's head. "We have to study- that's what we came here for."
Cloud had stopped glaring and was reading his book, he actually didn't realise his friends were acting like hopeless losers. Cloud finally looked up and was confused. (AN: Was he staring that long?) "What are you guys doing?"
"They're staring at the girls." Squall said, shrugging. Cloud made a disgusted look.
"GUYS! STOP THINKING LIKE PERVERTS AND GET BACK TO WORK!"
The guys suddenly stopped when they heard Cloud yell and quickly turned to read their books. Sephiroth, having heard Cloud's voice, turned around and spotted them at the table across from him and signaled Seifer to stop what he was doing and follow him.
"Well, if it ain't Cloud Stripe..." Sephiroth approached him smirking. "Oh, and you brought your groupies."
"It's Strife and what's it to you!?" Cloud asked rudely as he got off his chair and glared at the boy infront of him. "Does it bother you that I'm here?"
"Well, that and because you reek..." Sephiroth smirked. Seifer snickered evily and Squall sent him a hard glare.
"Hey there, Squashy." Seifer waved.
Squall clenched his hands into a fists, but Cloud quickly set an arm before him as if to prevent him from doing something he'd regret.
"Heh heh heh..." Zidane chuckled from behind Squall. " 'Squashy...'"
Squall turned his head around abruptly to direct his glare at the shorter boy. "I-I mean..." Zidane swallowed hard before glaring and swinging his arms around, ready to leap at Seifer as Zell held him back. "No one makes fun of my friends! Lemme at him! Let go!"
Squall rolled his eyes in an annoyed manner. "Whatever... Sephiroth, why don't you just take your friend Goldie-Locks there and leave?"
"Oooooee!" the nerds cooed.
"Hey!" Tidus called from behind. He pointed to his blond hair, as Zidane glared at him. Zack, Irvine and Reno chuckled softly and Cloud seemed annoyed before shrugging it off when at last (50 seconds late) Zell finally realised the comment and protested:
"Watch what you say Leonhart." he mumbled, shaking a fist at him with Zidane as well, shaking his own tiny little fist.
Squall didn't give two shits actually. Cloud took over then. "Sephiroth we don't need you and your hyper-active hormones waving around us."
"Man..." Zidane folded his arms. "why is it that everything you guys say is offensive to me..."
"Shutup!" Zack and Tidus unisoned.
Seifer leaned against a bookshelf. "Are you done? We got better things to do then listen to you wanna-bes."
"Ooooooee!" the nerds echoed once again.
"Heh," Reno snorted. "Take a good look in a mirror before you call anyone a 'wanne-be'."
"Oooooeee!" the nerds kept growing louder, some of them shaking their heads in mild shock.
"Man, can someone please make them shut up!" Irvine stomped angrily on the ground.
Zell clenched a fist at the nerds and hopped up in down in his spot, pretending to want to pick a fight.
"Ahhh!" they shrieked, turning to their books as shields.
"Ah..... Good times..." Irvine patted Zell's back in satisfation.
"Yeah... good times..." Zell agreed, nodding his head.
"You guys forget we're in the middle of an arguement?" Zidane asked.
Tidus shrugged. "I don't know... intimidating nerds does seem fun... now I get why Sephiroth and Seifer get a kick out of it!"
"Get a kick out of this," Zack muttered, annoyed, as he kicked Tidus in his kneecap. "Now shutup!"
"OW!"
Sephiroth seemed to have been glaring at Cloud and vice versa. "Listen, we can end this now with a fight, if you want."
"Wait, a minute- you can't fight here." Reno said.
"Exactly," Squall agreed. "There's teachers everywhere, the last thing we want to do is get into a physical fist fight in front of them."
Seifer groaned. Zidane nodded. "Precisely..." he retreated back slowly to reach for a large dictionary. He held it in his hand, ready to throw it as he charged forward, screaming, "BOOK FIGHT!!"
Cloud grabbed Zidane's wrist before he could toss the book at Sephiroth. He looked down at the boy trapped in his grip. "No." he shook his head disaprovingly.
"Aww man..." Zidane hung his head and walked back to Irvine's side, dropping the heavy book on Zack's foot.
"OW!"
"Heh heh heh..."
"Shutup Tidus!"
"Guys!" Reno and Squall chorused.
Sephiroth rolled his eyes. "C'mon Seifer, we're leaving these punks."
Seifer nodded and began walking and just when both groups turned to leave they heard a familiar tune...
"Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun..."
"Isn't that...?" Irvine struggled to remember what the beat belonged to.
"It sounds like..." Cloud tried to put his tongue on it.
"Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun..."
"It's that 50 cent song that always plays when we're around!" Seifer shouted.
"Yeah... it's 'In Da Club'..." Sephiroth nodded. "...but where's it coming from...?"
Both groups turned around to see one of the nerds holding a boombox on his shoulder as another held a microphone right to his lips...beat-boxing...with the other nerds waving their hands around in an Eminem-like way.
"What the hell?" Sephiroth's raised a !" Zidane laughed.
Sephiroth gave an intimidating glare that sent the clear message, 'Scram!', at the nerds, who shuddered slightly, most of them picking up their laptops and running.
The last one- the one that had stopped beat-boxing remained, trembling as Sephiroth approached him slowly.
"G-gomen!" the nerd shouted, collecting his chess set and shooting past Tidus and Zell, out the door.
"Dude..." Tidus mumbled, once Sephiroth and Seifer had finally left.
"That was sweet..." Zell finished.
Principal Auron arrived in the hallways walking slowly, eyeing each student he passed, along side him was his faithful, but yet vicious dog, RedXIII. The freaky principal took a look at the clock that hung over one of the classroom doors and realised that it was 2:35pm, meaning that all the students in the hall were late...
For class...
All the students chatted to one another, others played around in the halls, joking, laughing, punching, kissing, slapping, etc. Suddenly they all bolted up from where they were. "STUDENTS, YOU ARE LATE FOR CLASS!" Principal Auron hollered as all the students faced him. "GET TO CLASS.....NOW!" And with that, he took the leash that was attached to RedXII's collar off and let the vicious dog run free, chasing the screaming students back to class.
"NOOO!! NO MORE DOGS!!!" Tidus screamed, running even faster when the dog attempted to bite his butt.
All the students ran back to class leaving the evil principal standing in the middle of the halls laughing...
Evily.
Rikki-sama: End of this chappy. Hope you liked it! Please send in reviews, tell me what you think- give me suggestions or whatever.
Arigatou.