A/N: Even though I revise this chapter, it's still my first fic. Matter of fact, I revised the whole story. I even change the title.
Disclaimer: Author doesn't own it.
Note: This story is not exactly like the game! Zelda and Impa never left the castle. You know that scene in the game when Zelda threw Link the ocarina of time, it never happened. Link did however get the Ocarina of time. Don't worry about Link, you'll find out what happen to him in chapter 6. Enjoy!
We need Link back
Chapter 1: Zelda's Destiny
By: Princess Ayame
In a dark pink and white room lies a sleeping princess. The princess sleeps peacefully in her pretty dark room, till a door opens revealing some light to break the darkness. Then a few footsteps and some slight whispers from the night visitor of the room. "Wake up princess" the guardian of the princess whispers. A few more whispers and tugs but the princess doesn't show and sign of awake ness. So then the next move… a water gun.
"Zelda wake up!" Impa shouts as she sprays the Zelda with a super soaker (A/N: man that don't sell those anymore). "You sleep like your father" Impa says still spraying Zelda.
"Okay I'm up!" yells the newly wet Zelda.
"Good" Impa says satisfied as she lowers the gun, "there's something your really need to know"
"You're leaving?"
"No, Hy…"
"You tried to kill your self again"
"No! I was high that time"
"Your pregnant by my father and you haven't told him yet because you think he might be pissed and send you out of the castle for all eternity?"
"NO! Where you get a crazy idea like that from?"
"Lifetime"
"Oh, well that not it"
"Then what?"
"I had a vision"
"Rrrrriiiiiggghhht" Zelda says sarcastically
"The vision showed Hyrule in danger! It also showed three girls, a blonde which was mostly likely you, a farm girl with red hair and a green headed kokira trying to save it because the hero of time…Zelda Wake Up!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, so what about the hero of time"
"Forget it take this" Impa hands Zelda an ocarina. Then the annoying music plays (you know that music that plays every time you gain a special item).
"That music is annoying" Zelda says as the music ends.
"Tell me about it"
"Anyways thanks for the flute"
"It's not a flute, it's an ocarina"
"Oh. Hey where's that other Ocarina?"
"I gave it to Link. I thought he might need it."
"Oh"
"You'll need to learn your lullaby or also know as the royal family song."
Impa played Zelda lullaby. Zelda copies her perfectly. Then the annoying music plays again. A blue text box then appears saying: You learned Zelda lullaby. Then it said a bunch of other stuff about using the C buttons.
"Impa, where'd the blue text box come from?"
"That doesn't matter now, go to Lon Lon Ranch, which is east of here, I think. There's a girl there who supposed to help you. From there go to the Forrest. That's where your next companion is. That's also where the Great Deku Tree lives. You'll get all your answers from her."
" What are my companions names?" Zelda asked.
"There… I forgot"
"Your a lot of help"
"Just go"
"Are you retarded or something? Check the time, its 3 o clock in the morning!"
"Yes it is, but the early the better. And the more time I have to make up a lie to your father if he asks where you are. Now go!"
"Make me"
Impa holds up the water gun she had in her hand. Zelda getting the hint left the castle to Lon Lon.
A/N: Thanks for reading. I think this chapter was way better than the first version of it even though it's still kind of short and maybe not as funny. About that whole Lifetime thing, my friends and I were watching Lifetime for like two whole hours and we started asking our parents these weird questions. Guess Lifetime will do that to you. Bye Bye
Impa looks at the blue text box that still there even though the chapter was over. "Where'd that thing come from?"