The Breakfast Club
Chapter Two
Sango was the first to enter the Library class room. She sat
down at a table in the back and watched the other students enter
slowly through her curtain of hair.
Inuyasha was the next to walk in. He stalked to the back of the
room tipping over several items from various surfaces. He nodded,
very briefly, to Sango and sat down at the other Back table,
rearranging the chairs to form a small couch. He propped his feet up
on the other chairs and, like Sango, watched the others enter.
Kagome walked in, the shining vision of someone who did no
belong in such a place. Inuyasha snorted.
"Take a picture." He told her when her head whipped around
and she glared at him.
Kagome haughtily set her bag in a front desk and sat down.
Hojo followed closely after, walking to Kagome's table.
"could I sit here?" he asked hesitantly.
Kagome nodded politely and Hojo sat down next to her.
Miroku was the last to enter the Class and he set his stuff at the
table in front of Sango, in the front of the room.
They where just getting all of their stuff arranged around them
when the teacher walked in.
"welcome to your detention." Said naraku, scathingly. "While
you are here you will be completely silent. You will not talk. You
will not sleep," he said to Inuyasha who was already nodding off.
When Inuyasha made no move to show he had heard, Naraku stalked
over and kicked the chair he was using as a foot stool out from
under him. Inuyasha glared but Naraku was already moving on.
"You will not write notes. You will not move from your seat."
He continued, just as Miroku had moved to take off his coat and
switch to the seat next to him. He froze and grinned weakly before
moving back to his original seat.
"But while you are in here." Naraku started again after Miroku
had gotten him self situated.
"You will be doing something useful." He started passing out a
piece of paper to each person present.
"You will be writing a Essay, no less that 1,000 words, about
who you think you are. And when I say essay, I don't mean one word
repeated 1,000 times. Who knows," he smirked. "You might actually
learn something."
"My office," he said pointing. "is right across that hall. I don't
suggest any monkey business." he said, letting the threat hang.
Inuyasha stuck his hand in the air
"Excuse me, Dick – I mean, Naraku? Does Michael Jackson know
you are using his make up?" Inuyasha asked.
Miroku snorted.
Naraku's eyes narrowed.
"You will contemplate the answer to that question while you
sit here next Saturday." He replied.
Inuyasha gave him a dirty look but said nothing else.
"Don't mess with the Bull, boy. You'll get the horns."
Naraku walked away and missed yet another rude gesture from
Inuyasha.
"He looks more like a monkey than a Bull." Commented Inuyasha.
No one spoke.
"Or maybe a spider...."
Sango sighed and started to chew on her nails. Loudly.
One by one, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome and Hojo turned around to
stare at her. After a moment she noticed their stares and paused, mid
bite.
"You keep eating your hand like that, your not gonna be hungry
for lunch." Inuyasha told her.
She spat a piece of nail at him and continued the bite her nails.
The others turned around.
They sat in silence for a moment.
"Oh, Shit!" exclaimed Inuyasha.
The others turned to look at him.
"what happens if we have to Pee?!"
They rolled their eyes and turned back around.
Silence.
Inuyasha stood up and walked over to the banister rail and sat on it.
"Lets close the Door. We cant have a party with Naraku
checking us out every few minutes." He said
"Um...excuse me. The doors supposed to stay open...." Said Hojo.
Inuyasha rolled his head in Hojo's direction.
"Why don't you shut up." Inuyasha told him.
Hojo fell silent.
"Why don't you!" said Kagome, coming to Hojo's defense.
He smiled gratefully at her.
"Its not like what you say matters anyway." She added.
"Well," said Inuyasha. "I'll just run right out and Join the prep
club. Maybe the student council too."
"They wouldn't take you." Kagome told him.
"Im in the math club." Piped up Hojo from behind Kagome.
"Guys like you are never in clubs. They wont have you."
Continued Kagome, Ignoring Hojo.
"Well, It wouldn't have anything to do with you activities
people being asses, now would it?"
"How would you know?" countered Kagome. "You don't even
know any of us."
"well, I don't know any lepers either, but im not about to join
any of their flipping clubs." Inuyasha shot back.
"The physics club to." Cut in Hojo.
"Scuse me a sec." Said Inuyasha, holding up a hand to Kagome
and turning to Hojo.
"what are you babbling about?" Inuyasha asked him.
"I was just saying that I was in the Math club, The Physics club
and the Latin club." Hojo said.
"Hey, Cherry," Inuyasha said to Kagome with a serious face. "Do
you belong the Physics club?"
"That's and academic club." She told him.
"So?"
"So, they aren't the same as other clubs. They don't matter."
"Ohh. But to dorks like him, the do matter."
Kagome ignored him.
"Will you shut up?" Said Miroku. "Naraku's gonna walk right
in here and I have another meet tonight. Im not gonna blow it cause
of you."
"Wouldn't that just be a shame." Said Inuyasha. "missing a whole
wrestling meet.
"You wouldn't know anything about it." Miroku shot back.
"You've never competed in your whole life."
"I know, and I have such and empty feeling inside because of it. I
just have such a high admiration for guys who roll around the floor
with other guys."
"You'd never miss it." Said Miroku. "you don't have any other
goals."
"That's where your wrong, Sporto." Said Inuyasha.
"Yeah."
"Yeah. I wanna be just. Like. You. I guess all I'd need was a
lobotomy and a pair of tights."
Miroku's eyes narrowed.
"You where tights?" asked Hojo.
Miroku spun around to face him.
"No! I wear the required uniform!" he said.
"Tights."
"Shut up." Miroku said, turning around.
Sango chuckled silently.
Naraku walked past the door of his office and Inuyasha jumped of the
banister into a seat between Hojo and Kagome. As soon as Naraku
disappeared, Inuyasha got up and silently ran to the door.
As Kagome and the others watched, Inuyasha removed the screws and
allowed the door to close loudly.
"Fix the door, Inuyasha." Miroku ordered him.
Inuyasha just grinned and sat back down in his seat, hush the others
protests.
Naraku walked past the closed door. He yanked it open furiously.
"What is this door doing closed?" he yelled.
No one answered
"Well?!"
"I think a screw fell out." Inuyasha told him sincerely.
Naraku stalked over to him.
"Hand it over." Naraku demanded.
"Hand what over?" Inuyasha asked.
"Give me the screw, Inuyasha."
"I don't have it sir."
"Give it to me!!"
"Excuse me, sir?" Kagome cut in. "why would anyone want to
steal a screw?"
Inuyasha glanced at her, surprised that she would lie for him.
The look she sent back clearly said, don't let it get to your head.
Naraku glared around him and stalked back to the door, propping a
chair in front of it to keep it open.
"The door's much to heavy, Sir." Called Inuyasha, right before
the door slammed shut, catapulting the chair into Naraku, knocking
him backwards.
His cussing could be heard through the door and the students
silently laughed.
Naraku stalked back in, kicking the chair on his way in.
"Your not fooling anyone, Inu –chan" Naraku said, with added
emphasis on the –chan.
"The next screw that falls out is gonna be you." He said.
"eat my shorts." Said Inuyasha quietly, as Naraku turned
around.
"what was that?" Naraku demanded, spinning around.
Inuyasha lifted his head up and said, louder,
"Eat. My. Shorts."
"You just earned you self another Saturday, mister." Naraku
told him.
"Do you really think I care?" Inuyasha asked him.
"Another."
"Well, Im free the next Saturday, but after that, I'll have to
check my calendar." Inuyasha spat at him.
"Another."
"what can I say, Im thrilled."
"Another. That's what, Seven now?" Naraku asked.
"actually, sir, its five." Said Hojo.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Shut up, Hobo." Said Naraku.
"Cut it out!" Kagome said.
Inuyasha turned to her.
'Stop it' Kagome mouthed silently, looking worried.
Inuyasha remained silent.
"You through?" Naraku asked
Inuyasha said nothing.
"Good. IM gonna be right out those doors. The next time I have
to come in here, Im cracking skulls." Naraku said.
Inuyasha silently mimicked him.
Naraku stalked out the door. As it closed with a loud bang, Inuyasha
screamed along with the noise,
"SCREW YOU!"
A/N: wow, they where mean to each other in this movie. I couldn't fit all of the parts in, but I tried. (with a little language editing) Anyway, please review. This took me ages to write.......
Chapter Two
Sango was the first to enter the Library class room. She sat
down at a table in the back and watched the other students enter
slowly through her curtain of hair.
Inuyasha was the next to walk in. He stalked to the back of the
room tipping over several items from various surfaces. He nodded,
very briefly, to Sango and sat down at the other Back table,
rearranging the chairs to form a small couch. He propped his feet up
on the other chairs and, like Sango, watched the others enter.
Kagome walked in, the shining vision of someone who did no
belong in such a place. Inuyasha snorted.
"Take a picture." He told her when her head whipped around
and she glared at him.
Kagome haughtily set her bag in a front desk and sat down.
Hojo followed closely after, walking to Kagome's table.
"could I sit here?" he asked hesitantly.
Kagome nodded politely and Hojo sat down next to her.
Miroku was the last to enter the Class and he set his stuff at the
table in front of Sango, in the front of the room.
They where just getting all of their stuff arranged around them
when the teacher walked in.
"welcome to your detention." Said naraku, scathingly. "While
you are here you will be completely silent. You will not talk. You
will not sleep," he said to Inuyasha who was already nodding off.
When Inuyasha made no move to show he had heard, Naraku stalked
over and kicked the chair he was using as a foot stool out from
under him. Inuyasha glared but Naraku was already moving on.
"You will not write notes. You will not move from your seat."
He continued, just as Miroku had moved to take off his coat and
switch to the seat next to him. He froze and grinned weakly before
moving back to his original seat.
"But while you are in here." Naraku started again after Miroku
had gotten him self situated.
"You will be doing something useful." He started passing out a
piece of paper to each person present.
"You will be writing a Essay, no less that 1,000 words, about
who you think you are. And when I say essay, I don't mean one word
repeated 1,000 times. Who knows," he smirked. "You might actually
learn something."
"My office," he said pointing. "is right across that hall. I don't
suggest any monkey business." he said, letting the threat hang.
Inuyasha stuck his hand in the air
"Excuse me, Dick – I mean, Naraku? Does Michael Jackson know
you are using his make up?" Inuyasha asked.
Miroku snorted.
Naraku's eyes narrowed.
"You will contemplate the answer to that question while you
sit here next Saturday." He replied.
Inuyasha gave him a dirty look but said nothing else.
"Don't mess with the Bull, boy. You'll get the horns."
Naraku walked away and missed yet another rude gesture from
Inuyasha.
"He looks more like a monkey than a Bull." Commented Inuyasha.
No one spoke.
"Or maybe a spider...."
Sango sighed and started to chew on her nails. Loudly.
One by one, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome and Hojo turned around to
stare at her. After a moment she noticed their stares and paused, mid
bite.
"You keep eating your hand like that, your not gonna be hungry
for lunch." Inuyasha told her.
She spat a piece of nail at him and continued the bite her nails.
The others turned around.
They sat in silence for a moment.
"Oh, Shit!" exclaimed Inuyasha.
The others turned to look at him.
"what happens if we have to Pee?!"
They rolled their eyes and turned back around.
Silence.
Inuyasha stood up and walked over to the banister rail and sat on it.
"Lets close the Door. We cant have a party with Naraku
checking us out every few minutes." He said
"Um...excuse me. The doors supposed to stay open...." Said Hojo.
Inuyasha rolled his head in Hojo's direction.
"Why don't you shut up." Inuyasha told him.
Hojo fell silent.
"Why don't you!" said Kagome, coming to Hojo's defense.
He smiled gratefully at her.
"Its not like what you say matters anyway." She added.
"Well," said Inuyasha. "I'll just run right out and Join the prep
club. Maybe the student council too."
"They wouldn't take you." Kagome told him.
"Im in the math club." Piped up Hojo from behind Kagome.
"Guys like you are never in clubs. They wont have you."
Continued Kagome, Ignoring Hojo.
"Well, It wouldn't have anything to do with you activities
people being asses, now would it?"
"How would you know?" countered Kagome. "You don't even
know any of us."
"well, I don't know any lepers either, but im not about to join
any of their flipping clubs." Inuyasha shot back.
"The physics club to." Cut in Hojo.
"Scuse me a sec." Said Inuyasha, holding up a hand to Kagome
and turning to Hojo.
"what are you babbling about?" Inuyasha asked him.
"I was just saying that I was in the Math club, The Physics club
and the Latin club." Hojo said.
"Hey, Cherry," Inuyasha said to Kagome with a serious face. "Do
you belong the Physics club?"
"That's and academic club." She told him.
"So?"
"So, they aren't the same as other clubs. They don't matter."
"Ohh. But to dorks like him, the do matter."
Kagome ignored him.
"Will you shut up?" Said Miroku. "Naraku's gonna walk right
in here and I have another meet tonight. Im not gonna blow it cause
of you."
"Wouldn't that just be a shame." Said Inuyasha. "missing a whole
wrestling meet.
"You wouldn't know anything about it." Miroku shot back.
"You've never competed in your whole life."
"I know, and I have such and empty feeling inside because of it. I
just have such a high admiration for guys who roll around the floor
with other guys."
"You'd never miss it." Said Miroku. "you don't have any other
goals."
"That's where your wrong, Sporto." Said Inuyasha.
"Yeah."
"Yeah. I wanna be just. Like. You. I guess all I'd need was a
lobotomy and a pair of tights."
Miroku's eyes narrowed.
"You where tights?" asked Hojo.
Miroku spun around to face him.
"No! I wear the required uniform!" he said.
"Tights."
"Shut up." Miroku said, turning around.
Sango chuckled silently.
Naraku walked past the door of his office and Inuyasha jumped of the
banister into a seat between Hojo and Kagome. As soon as Naraku
disappeared, Inuyasha got up and silently ran to the door.
As Kagome and the others watched, Inuyasha removed the screws and
allowed the door to close loudly.
"Fix the door, Inuyasha." Miroku ordered him.
Inuyasha just grinned and sat back down in his seat, hush the others
protests.
Naraku walked past the closed door. He yanked it open furiously.
"What is this door doing closed?" he yelled.
No one answered
"Well?!"
"I think a screw fell out." Inuyasha told him sincerely.
Naraku stalked over to him.
"Hand it over." Naraku demanded.
"Hand what over?" Inuyasha asked.
"Give me the screw, Inuyasha."
"I don't have it sir."
"Give it to me!!"
"Excuse me, sir?" Kagome cut in. "why would anyone want to
steal a screw?"
Inuyasha glanced at her, surprised that she would lie for him.
The look she sent back clearly said, don't let it get to your head.
Naraku glared around him and stalked back to the door, propping a
chair in front of it to keep it open.
"The door's much to heavy, Sir." Called Inuyasha, right before
the door slammed shut, catapulting the chair into Naraku, knocking
him backwards.
His cussing could be heard through the door and the students
silently laughed.
Naraku stalked back in, kicking the chair on his way in.
"Your not fooling anyone, Inu –chan" Naraku said, with added
emphasis on the –chan.
"The next screw that falls out is gonna be you." He said.
"eat my shorts." Said Inuyasha quietly, as Naraku turned
around.
"what was that?" Naraku demanded, spinning around.
Inuyasha lifted his head up and said, louder,
"Eat. My. Shorts."
"You just earned you self another Saturday, mister." Naraku
told him.
"Do you really think I care?" Inuyasha asked him.
"Another."
"Well, Im free the next Saturday, but after that, I'll have to
check my calendar." Inuyasha spat at him.
"Another."
"what can I say, Im thrilled."
"Another. That's what, Seven now?" Naraku asked.
"actually, sir, its five." Said Hojo.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Shut up, Hobo." Said Naraku.
"Cut it out!" Kagome said.
Inuyasha turned to her.
'Stop it' Kagome mouthed silently, looking worried.
Inuyasha remained silent.
"You through?" Naraku asked
Inuyasha said nothing.
"Good. IM gonna be right out those doors. The next time I have
to come in here, Im cracking skulls." Naraku said.
Inuyasha silently mimicked him.
Naraku stalked out the door. As it closed with a loud bang, Inuyasha
screamed along with the noise,
"SCREW YOU!"
A/N: wow, they where mean to each other in this movie. I couldn't fit all of the parts in, but I tried. (with a little language editing) Anyway, please review. This took me ages to write.......