Tears of an Angel

Chapter 15

-Hi, everyone! Sorry for a long wait on chapter 15, but I have been so busy lately, and I've been having computer troubles XD; Well, I have chapter 15 ready and raring to go! Please review! Reviews! Yay! They inspire me! This chapter will be kind of short, but very funny!

RECAP OF LAST CHAPTER: As we last left off, Asuka (Sailor Moon), Toji (Inuyasha), and Shinji (Yami Yugi) were on a mission to defeat the Angel that was possessing Shinji's Evangelion Unit 01. Only they were crazy enough to cosplay and think that would solve their problems. Worst of all, the Eva/Angel is heading straight for their high school as Rei and Kaworu attempt to run the play themselves with the entire group from Nerv watching? Oh, they have it so easy !

"This isn't good!" exclaimed Toji, costume now in rips and tatters.

"We can't give up now!" shouted Asuka, costume in ruins as well and Moon Staff snapping in two.

"Asuka! We need to go back and warn Misato and everybody else about the Angel!" cried Shinji who looked like he walked out of a tornado.

"C'mon," she said running toward the Angel that was completely ignoring the three Eva pilots. "We can win!"

"Not without our Evangelions we can't! Asuka! Have some freaking common sense! WE- CAN'T- WIN- !"

"What kind of attitude is that!" Asuka complained loudly as if she was trying to call out to a friend in Germany instead of using the phone. "We can do anything if we tried! Right, Shinji?" Shinji's heart sank in disappointment.

'Why does Asuka finally want my opinion after all these months so she can prove a point that I know is utterly incorrect?' sigh

"MOON TIARA ACTION!" Asuka shouted, throwing her plastic tiara like a discus. Failing to even touch the Unit 01, Asuka was beginning to understand that what she was doing was going to end up getting her and her co-pilots killed.

"Any more bright ideas, Miss Moon?" Toji said, arms crossed and annoyed.

At once, without a single hint of warning, the Evangelion stopped dead in its walk and turned around looking straight at the three teenagers with a glow in its eyes.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" they screamed in perfect unison. The Eva was walking right towards them!

(Back at the auditorium)

"Now the left side! Nice and loud now!" Kaworu shouted, waving his hands up and down like a music conductor leading his orchestra.

The audience started singing "Bus stop!" in canon. Rei and Kaworu decided that this play was a failure from the moment Asuka, Toji, and Shinji ran off to God knows where. So, instead of adding wood to the fire, so they say, our two red-eyes heroes took matters into their own hands by getting the audience what they paid $5 a ticket to see: EXCITEMENT, FUN, and SINGING!

"Yay! This is so much fun..." Rei said a smiling now forming across her face.

"Yes it is!" Kaworu replied. "C'mon, everyone! That was weak! This isn't American Idle! Now, sing like you mean it! Bring the Angels down! (Probably not the best choice of words hint hint) I can't hear you!"

The crowd roared with laughter and song that this, they said, was better than any show they've seen before.

"Hmm...17th century karaoke show...not bad, not bad," Gendo said to himself. "Now if only I can get Shinji involved in that stuff and maybe he'll be a little less insecure and helpless and always begging me to do something about it!"

"Now this is a show!" Misato shouted.

"This is good! I'm so glad I came!" the crew of NERV HQ cried out in unison.

"Me too!" came a voice from behind them in the audience.

"K-Kaji!" Misato tried to blurt out. "What are you doing here?"

"Why else? I was invited to see the show," he smiled.

"Lame-O, the show is almost over already! Where have you been?"

"Just taking care of some unexpected business at NERV, nothing too much; hey, karaoke! Cool! Hi, Rei! Hi, Kaworu! They're so cool in their Scarlet Letter look-alike costumes."

Misato smacked Kaji over the head.

(Outside the school)

The large, purple Evangelion was parked outside the school as if it were a car instead of a large, mecha fighting machine.

"It...stopped?" Shinji asked his friends. "But...how?"

"That, I am not sure of," Toji said, shaking his head confusingly.

"Then what does this mean?" Asuka said as though she was asking herself.

"OH MY, GOD!" Shinji shouted out of nowhere.

"What? What!" Toji asked.

"The play! It's still going on!"

"But what about you dumb Eva, Shinji?" Asuka complained.

"What more do you want to hear? I don't know what the heck is wrong with it! Sheesh!"

"Hey, everyone!" Rei called out followed by Kaworu, still in their costumes. The 2nd, 3rd, and 4th children could barley see their co-pilots in the darkness of the night. There was no moon out that night, sadly. "Where have you three been all this time!"

"Yeah, we had to take an intermission time to sneak out and see what happened all of a sudden! Asuka, did you catch the Angel? And why is Unit 01 all the way out here?" Kaworu said.

"We're sorry," Toji said, "But Asuka saw Shinji's Eva walking on its own and she though it was possessed by an Angel of some sort."

Rei stared at their tattered costumes. "And I hope you three were not possessed by putting those things on and thinking you could stop that Angel did you?"

Pause.

"I knew it..." Rei sighed.

"We didn't know what was going on!" Shinji said, panicked. "We didn't know what'll happen if we didn't do anything! We didn't know-"

"About a collar around the Eva's neck?"

"Huh?" said everyone.

"A...dog's...collar...?" Asuka said, shocked and confused. Indeed, there was a long collar around the neck area of the Eva and it came down into a bush, wrapped around an old pipe (probably so no one would take it. Like that would happen XD)

There was a note plastered on the end of the leash.

BE RIGHT BACK IN TWENTY MINUTES. PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND TAKE THIS MACHINE.

-KAJI

For awhile, our five heroes stood there completely dumfounded, enraged, silent, and deep in thought.

"Kaji," started Asuka. "My Kaji...was taking Unit 01...for a walk..."

"After we wasted our lives..." Toji continued.

"After all the trouble of this dumb musical..." followed Shinji.

"After humiliating ourselves and getting stuck inside a sub-zero freezer..." Kaworu followed after.

"After singing songs I don't know..." said Rei.

"After all the wasted chapters of this fanfic on and for what...?" Toji followed again.

"After all this..." they said together.

"After Kaworu and I made out..." Shinji said, staring off into space.

"HUH!" Asuka, Toji, and Rei asked, looking at him. Kaworu blushed and smiled softly.

"Uhh...n-nothing. So it's true," Shinji said. "The final Angel is mankind himself. What a rip-off." (LOL!)

"Y'know what?" Rei said sounding like she all of a sudden grew a backbone.

"What?"

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's time to kick some ass!"

"Who's ass?" Toji said, getting excited, cracking his knuckles until they turned whiter than Rei and Kaworu's skin.

"HIS!"

"KAJI!" they all said as they ran back into the school to accomplish two things alone.

To finish the play- THEIR WAY!

To kill Kaji, bring him back to life, kick his sorry ass, and then kill him again!

TBC...

Note: Funny stuff, eh? The next couple of chapters will be hilarious! Contains: the Jerry Springer Show remake! Finding a tape that will kill you in one week, and more Shinji and Kaworu love! Please review! Thank-you!