A/N: this is what happens when parents punish their four kids with no
television, computer or video games, why? Because they didn't clean the
house! Mind you, I was at school all day, damn lazy ass bums (my brothers
and sisters). Anyway, we came up with a bunch of random nonsense, hope you
guys enjoy. Review please :D
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*Stupid Things the X Men would Say*
Scenario: Kitty falls into the pool and Scott gets scared
Scott - "Kitty! Phase through the water!"
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Scenario: Breakfast at the mansion, Rogue is hungry and reaches for some fruit
"Rogue, don't touch the apple...you'll absorb the juice." – Xavier
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Scenario: Jean and Scott are window shopping
"Scott can you see that?" Jean asks and point to a speck.
"No, Hold on let me take my glasses off."
BLAST!
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Scenario: Logan and Xavier are lying on the bed when someone knocks on the door.
Logan - "Can you get that?"
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Scenario: Scott and Jean are in his car having a private talk
Jean – "I have good news and bad news...I have a penis."
A Beat.
Scott – "What's the bad news?"
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Kitty skips into the danger room where she finds it has been recreated into a beauty pageant. Out walks Logan in a pink sequined dress and a tiara.
Logan – "If ah had a wish, ah'd wish for world peathe!"
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Scenario: the pool
Roberto powers up and runs around like an idiot. He's then shoved in the water by an iced up Bobby. Bobby's arms melt off and he runs away screaming. Roberto (who's in the pool) starts to sizzle.
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Bobby is skipping by the bathroom when he hears a lot of grunting and groaning, he calls over the new mutants who are shocked at all the noise being made. Jubilee telepathically calls Jean who calls the rest and they go to the outside of the bathroom to investigate.
"Push harder Logan! Push harder!" Xavier cries out over Logan's constant grunting. "Logan! That hurt! OW! You poked my eye!" More grunting is heard. "Oh yes Logan! Yes! It's coming!"
Scott blasts the door open. And we find Logan plunging the clogged toilet and Xavier overlooking.
"Yes, Scott?"
*************************************************************************** Okay that's all we got, hope you guys enjoyed. Review!
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*Stupid Things the X Men would Say*
Scenario: Kitty falls into the pool and Scott gets scared
Scott - "Kitty! Phase through the water!"
***
Scenario: Breakfast at the mansion, Rogue is hungry and reaches for some fruit
"Rogue, don't touch the apple...you'll absorb the juice." – Xavier
***
Scenario: Jean and Scott are window shopping
"Scott can you see that?" Jean asks and point to a speck.
"No, Hold on let me take my glasses off."
BLAST!
***
Scenario: Logan and Xavier are lying on the bed when someone knocks on the door.
Logan - "Can you get that?"
***
Scenario: Scott and Jean are in his car having a private talk
Jean – "I have good news and bad news...I have a penis."
A Beat.
Scott – "What's the bad news?"
***
Kitty skips into the danger room where she finds it has been recreated into a beauty pageant. Out walks Logan in a pink sequined dress and a tiara.
Logan – "If ah had a wish, ah'd wish for world peathe!"
***
Scenario: the pool
Roberto powers up and runs around like an idiot. He's then shoved in the water by an iced up Bobby. Bobby's arms melt off and he runs away screaming. Roberto (who's in the pool) starts to sizzle.
***
Bobby is skipping by the bathroom when he hears a lot of grunting and groaning, he calls over the new mutants who are shocked at all the noise being made. Jubilee telepathically calls Jean who calls the rest and they go to the outside of the bathroom to investigate.
"Push harder Logan! Push harder!" Xavier cries out over Logan's constant grunting. "Logan! That hurt! OW! You poked my eye!" More grunting is heard. "Oh yes Logan! Yes! It's coming!"
Scott blasts the door open. And we find Logan plunging the clogged toilet and Xavier overlooking.
"Yes, Scott?"
*************************************************************************** Okay that's all we got, hope you guys enjoyed. Review!