THE RANDOM AND STUPID STORY
BY CRAZY
Disclaimer: I don not like green eggs and ham. I do not own Harry potter. I do not, will not, and can not claim I do. SO BUG OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy: this is my dramatic intro. I got the idea for this story from a review I wrote. See:
|You Mean the World to me, Ginny Weasley @ |2004-02-14 |2003-11-11 | |2 | | | |k, that was kinda lame. we need humor. i call on... MR. HUMOR! | | | | | |gabby: wow, crazy. and i thought you coulnd't get any dumber but now| |i get to see you in underwear and a cape. | | | | | |MR. HUMOR!: this is not under wear! | |gabby: *snort* oh, what is it then? | | | | | |MR. HUMOR! haven't you ever seen a super hero costume? | | | | | |gabby: thats no super hero costume. not unless youre Super Stupid | |Man. | | | | | |MR. HUMOR!: no, im MR. HUMOR! k so my MR. HUMOR! tips. | | | | | |1. make ron a prat. a big prat. a funny prat. | | | | | |2.make mione start randomly quoting her books she reading and not | |explaining why she said them. | | | | | |3. make ginny giggle at everything harry says. | | | | | |4. put in luna lovegood. have her sing. loud. obnoxious. | | | | | |5.have ron hit on every girl he sees because he realizes what a | |failure in his love life hes has. make him start calling mione | |"myOWNlittlelove" | |and not explain why. | | | | | |6.have Draco get struck by lightning and suddenly start liking | |ginny. | | | | | |7. have ginny hit over the head with a frying pan and suddenly start| |liking Draco. | | | | | |8. give harry a stalker. have him be come strangely paranoid. | | | | | |wow! thats a pretty good story. i think ill write that!! | | | | | |gabby: someone save me! |
So yes, you can see the basic story outlined above. I guess that ruins the intro.
CRAP!!!
* * * * *
Draco stood outside watching the approaching storm with venom. He hated rain. And thunder. Rain and thunder. What a horrid combination. Shivering, he tugged at his coat and leaned against the tree. He didn't like cold either. Cold, rain, thunder- it was all too... too... ah, forget it. He just didn't like it.
Crash!! Draco jumped. That was close. It was probably about time to go in. By now they should have finished fighting. He turned back towards the manor but hesitated. It was now officially raining. Was it safer under the tree? It sure was dryer but muggles always said never to stand under a tree in a storm...
Heck, he thought, and stepped out from the tree.
* * * * *
Harry was at the burrow. It hadn't taken much to convince the Dursleys to let him spend the last couple of weeks at the Weasleys. Now he was quite enjoying himself as he, Bill, Charlie, and the twins watched Hermione, Ron, and Ginny play Disney Trivia.
"That's absurd," Ron fumed. "A fairy godmother would never give someone a dress for a ball! First of all, fairies are extinct. Second of all, no one had their own fairies as a slave."
"Ron, it's a movie and she's not a slave. Your turn, Ginny. What kind of animals are Cinderella's friends Gus and Jaq?"
"Mice. I win." She stuck her piece back on start and turned to Ron. "Wanna play again?"
He slapped his hand on the table. "No way! You've never even seen the movie- thinga-ma-bobers and yet you've won 8 times! How?" He demanded.
Ginny glanced at Harry and grinned. "I've got my resources." Harry had briefed her on every Walt Disney movie made and it had paid off. It was so much more fun around Ginny now that she had gotten over that crush.
"RONALD WEASLEY!!" Ron paled at the sound of him mother's voice.
"Blimey! I forgot to make the eggs! Mum's going to kill me." He scrambled up. "Fred? George?"
The twins grinned and raised their wands. "Acio eggs! Acio pan!" The items came whirring towards Ron at the stove where Bill had hopped over to make a magic fire for Ron. At that exact moment-
WHAM!! "Ginny!!"
* * * * *
Draco woke up slowly to the sound of voices.
"Hit by lightning-"
"How awful!"
"His poor mother!"
"Thought he was dead when they found him..."
Who were they talking about? Groaning, he struggled to open his eyes. Everything was blurry.
"He's coming to!"
"Oh my-"
"Stand back! Every, please, stand back!"
The face of Monteago, his father's personal healer, swam in front of him with his mother and father off to the side. "Draco? Draco, can you hear me? Do you know who I am?"
Duh, stupid, you've been around since I was born. But all that came out was, "D... ugh... water." It was barely a croak and he needed water to wet his throat.
"Yes of course. Elf, give me that flask."
Elf? Who was that? Hey, that house elf has a name you know! How dare he!! She has feelings too! It's just because she's small and green and shy and vulnerable and a different species and... and...
Wait a minute, since when did he care? He was Draco Malfoy! And yet...
He felt really confused.
* * * * *
Ron held the rag to her nose while Harry held one to her head. Stupid, stupid! Now Mum was REALLY going to kill him.
She groaned and moved her head slightly. "Ginny?"
Mrs. Weasley walked in and screamed. "GINNY!? What happened?"
Everyone stepped aside as she charged at her daughter. Bill then decided to be very useful. "Ron, Fred, and George did it."
He gasped as three different people kicked him but the damage was done. She turned her icy glare onto the two of them so Bill decided to be even more useful. "Actually, it was mostly Ron. If he hadn't forgotten about the eggs- OW!"
"Ugh..." They whipped around as Ginny opened her eyes. "Wha..." Her eyes landed on Harry and she went red. "Oh, um, Harry, uh, hi."
* * * * *
Oh, yeah!! That was fun!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!! And Crazy shall rule the world with her stupidity!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem...
BY CRAZY
Disclaimer: I don not like green eggs and ham. I do not own Harry potter. I do not, will not, and can not claim I do. SO BUG OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy: this is my dramatic intro. I got the idea for this story from a review I wrote. See:
|You Mean the World to me, Ginny Weasley @ |2004-02-14 |2003-11-11 | |2 | | | |k, that was kinda lame. we need humor. i call on... MR. HUMOR! | | | | | |gabby: wow, crazy. and i thought you coulnd't get any dumber but now| |i get to see you in underwear and a cape. | | | | | |MR. HUMOR!: this is not under wear! | |gabby: *snort* oh, what is it then? | | | | | |MR. HUMOR! haven't you ever seen a super hero costume? | | | | | |gabby: thats no super hero costume. not unless youre Super Stupid | |Man. | | | | | |MR. HUMOR!: no, im MR. HUMOR! k so my MR. HUMOR! tips. | | | | | |1. make ron a prat. a big prat. a funny prat. | | | | | |2.make mione start randomly quoting her books she reading and not | |explaining why she said them. | | | | | |3. make ginny giggle at everything harry says. | | | | | |4. put in luna lovegood. have her sing. loud. obnoxious. | | | | | |5.have ron hit on every girl he sees because he realizes what a | |failure in his love life hes has. make him start calling mione | |"myOWNlittlelove" | |and not explain why. | | | | | |6.have Draco get struck by lightning and suddenly start liking | |ginny. | | | | | |7. have ginny hit over the head with a frying pan and suddenly start| |liking Draco. | | | | | |8. give harry a stalker. have him be come strangely paranoid. | | | | | |wow! thats a pretty good story. i think ill write that!! | | | | | |gabby: someone save me! |
So yes, you can see the basic story outlined above. I guess that ruins the intro.
CRAP!!!
* * * * *
Draco stood outside watching the approaching storm with venom. He hated rain. And thunder. Rain and thunder. What a horrid combination. Shivering, he tugged at his coat and leaned against the tree. He didn't like cold either. Cold, rain, thunder- it was all too... too... ah, forget it. He just didn't like it.
Crash!! Draco jumped. That was close. It was probably about time to go in. By now they should have finished fighting. He turned back towards the manor but hesitated. It was now officially raining. Was it safer under the tree? It sure was dryer but muggles always said never to stand under a tree in a storm...
Heck, he thought, and stepped out from the tree.
* * * * *
Harry was at the burrow. It hadn't taken much to convince the Dursleys to let him spend the last couple of weeks at the Weasleys. Now he was quite enjoying himself as he, Bill, Charlie, and the twins watched Hermione, Ron, and Ginny play Disney Trivia.
"That's absurd," Ron fumed. "A fairy godmother would never give someone a dress for a ball! First of all, fairies are extinct. Second of all, no one had their own fairies as a slave."
"Ron, it's a movie and she's not a slave. Your turn, Ginny. What kind of animals are Cinderella's friends Gus and Jaq?"
"Mice. I win." She stuck her piece back on start and turned to Ron. "Wanna play again?"
He slapped his hand on the table. "No way! You've never even seen the movie- thinga-ma-bobers and yet you've won 8 times! How?" He demanded.
Ginny glanced at Harry and grinned. "I've got my resources." Harry had briefed her on every Walt Disney movie made and it had paid off. It was so much more fun around Ginny now that she had gotten over that crush.
"RONALD WEASLEY!!" Ron paled at the sound of him mother's voice.
"Blimey! I forgot to make the eggs! Mum's going to kill me." He scrambled up. "Fred? George?"
The twins grinned and raised their wands. "Acio eggs! Acio pan!" The items came whirring towards Ron at the stove where Bill had hopped over to make a magic fire for Ron. At that exact moment-
WHAM!! "Ginny!!"
* * * * *
Draco woke up slowly to the sound of voices.
"Hit by lightning-"
"How awful!"
"His poor mother!"
"Thought he was dead when they found him..."
Who were they talking about? Groaning, he struggled to open his eyes. Everything was blurry.
"He's coming to!"
"Oh my-"
"Stand back! Every, please, stand back!"
The face of Monteago, his father's personal healer, swam in front of him with his mother and father off to the side. "Draco? Draco, can you hear me? Do you know who I am?"
Duh, stupid, you've been around since I was born. But all that came out was, "D... ugh... water." It was barely a croak and he needed water to wet his throat.
"Yes of course. Elf, give me that flask."
Elf? Who was that? Hey, that house elf has a name you know! How dare he!! She has feelings too! It's just because she's small and green and shy and vulnerable and a different species and... and...
Wait a minute, since when did he care? He was Draco Malfoy! And yet...
He felt really confused.
* * * * *
Ron held the rag to her nose while Harry held one to her head. Stupid, stupid! Now Mum was REALLY going to kill him.
She groaned and moved her head slightly. "Ginny?"
Mrs. Weasley walked in and screamed. "GINNY!? What happened?"
Everyone stepped aside as she charged at her daughter. Bill then decided to be very useful. "Ron, Fred, and George did it."
He gasped as three different people kicked him but the damage was done. She turned her icy glare onto the two of them so Bill decided to be even more useful. "Actually, it was mostly Ron. If he hadn't forgotten about the eggs- OW!"
"Ugh..." They whipped around as Ginny opened her eyes. "Wha..." Her eyes landed on Harry and she went red. "Oh, um, Harry, uh, hi."
* * * * *
Oh, yeah!! That was fun!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!! And Crazy shall rule the world with her stupidity!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem...