Ha, and I update again! I told you, I just want to finish this story so bad!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.

"Yo, Beast Boy!" Robin called. Beast Boy came downstairs.

"Yeah?" Beast Boy asked.

Robin flipped causally through the magazine he was looking through. Beast Boy looked at the cover and raised an eyebrow. "Why are you reading 'How to be the Perfect Dream Boy'. What, Star doesn't like you anymore?"

Robin glared. "No. It's for you, you idiot!"

"Oh…" Robin handed Beast Boy the magazine and Beast Boy looked at the page.

It said:

"So ya wanna be the perfect dream boy for a girl ya like. Well, ya gotta first do some things. First, make sure ya have tic tacs! Your breath might smell like that tuna ya ate and how are ya suppose to kiss the girl if ya have bad breath?

Clothes: Next thing is ya gotta have a cool outfit. Ya can't dress like a nerd and hope for the girl to like ya. So, think. Is your girl the kinda girl who wants nice boys or naughty boys? Nice boys getta wear jeans and a jacket with a collar. The collar is important. Don't ask. If ya gonna be a naughty boy, wear either baggy clothes of a black leather jacket with no shirt and black pants. Have a motorcycle too, girls totally dig naughty fellas with motorcycles.

Talk: Ya gotta know how to talk. Don't stutter, ya'll sound like the idiot ya are since you're reading this. Talk the way the girl talks. If she talks all perfect, talk like that. If she likes intelligent conversation, talk intelligent conversation. If she spits while talking, ya spit too!

Interests: Ya have to like everything she likes. Even if that means Strawberry Shortcake dolls or bloodsucking trolls, ya gotta love them if she does.

Kissing: Well, ya got that cover, right? Ya either make a move or don't. Oh and try and do something special for the girl first. Like telling how much ya love her or something.

Well, that's all. Maybe the advice will work for ya, unlike it has for me."

Beast Boy looked at a laughing Robin. Robin said, still laughing, "So, ya got all that, fella?" Then he laughed again.

Beast Boy rolled his eyes. "This," he waved the magazine, "is a waste of time."

Robin shrugged. "Oh well. Now, it said something about clothes. Though boys despise this with all their heart and being, we have to go….this pains me to say...shopping."

Beast Boy shrieked like a Beverly Hills girl. "Like, totally!"

"Don't ever do that again," Robin said, walking out.

Beast Boy followed. "Sorry…"

At the mall, Robin dragged Beast Boy from store to store. Beast Boy tried the Ron Stoppable look, the Flinstones look, and even Robin's outfit!

"Aha! At last!" Robin cried. Beast Boy weakly raised his head.

"We're finally done the torture? Finally?" Beast Boy asked as he was shoved, yes shoved, into a dressing room with the outfit Robin found.

He came out with the outfit. Her had nice dark blue jeans that were slightly baggy and had a white shirt. On top of that, he had a dark green hoodie. "Err…is this good?" Beast Boy asked.

Robin shrugged. "How am I suppose to know? Sheesh, I can't do everything!"

Beast Boy pretended shock. "But, Robin! You are the boy wonder!"

Robin laughed. "It doesn't say 'the boy that knows everything' now does it?"

They bought the outfit and went out of the store.

"Robin! Beast Boy!" Starfire's voice came from behind the two boys. They turned and saw Starfire dragging an exhausted Raven by the hand. "Friends, what has brought you to the mall of shopping?" She looked around. "Where is Cyborg?"

Robin looked sheepish. "Well…we didn't tell him we left."

Starfire looked shocked and she gasped. "You abandoned our friend! Oh, this is awful! Poor Cyborg must be all alone and has no one to enjoy the eating of junk food or the kicking the butt of Beast Boy's!"

---BACK AT TOWER---

"PARTY! WHOOHOO, THOUGHT THEY'LL NEVER LEAVE!" Cyborg cried, blasting the stereo. "WHOOHOOO!"

---BACK AT MALL---

"Nah, Star, he's probably all right. He's probably with his baby," Beast Boy said.

Star nodded. "Oh…then all is well?"

Robin nodded. "Yeah…"

"Why are you here, friends? Are you doing the task of shopping as well?" Star asked.

Robin turned red. "Err, boys don't shop. It's against the code."

Star looked confused. "Then what is that large bag behind Beast Boy?"

Robin looked at Raven and saw a bag behind her back. "And what's THAT bag doing behind RAVEN'S back?"

Star shrugged. "We are performing the task of shopping. Is this not how to perform it? Raven and I must return home to see if Cyborg is well. Have fun not shopping at the mall of shopping!" With that said, she and Raven flew off.

"Whew, that was a close one. Right, Beast Boy?" Robin said. When he got no answer he turned around. "Beast Boy?"

"She actually went shopping to find an outfit!" Beast Boy burst out. He grabbed Robin by the shoulders and shook him hard. "That means she actually cares and that means I actually have a tiny bit of hope! I have hope!"

Robin coughed. "Could you let go of me now?"

Well, that's all for now! Enjoy and more will come!