DISCLAIMER: Rauru's thoughts in this are completely mine. However, the
earrings are not.
NOTE: I started this because my brother and I always wondered where Link's earrings came from. The rest of it was added just to make it longer. –SM
RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN
DAY 1
Hello. My name is Rauru the Sage. You are my diary. Today, as I was sitting nonchalantly on my medallion pedestal, running my hands through the sacred water, you fell out of the blackness above me and hit me on the head. I picked you up and turned you over. You said 'diary' in big letters on your cover, which is purple. I decided that I would keep you and write in you everything that goes on around me. So, this is day one.
I sat on my pedestal today.
DAY 2
I am still sitting on my pedestal. Nothing much has happened. The time goes by very slowly, I think, but I can't really tell, because there are no Gossip Stones in the Sacred Realm. That is where I live. I am supposed to be protecting the Triforce, but I don't really know where it is. I haven't seen it in ages, really.
Nobody has ever tried to steal it, anyway.
DAY 3
My pedestal is very uncomfortable.
DAY 4
Today I made up a new game. I call it 'Jump'. You have to jump on the other medallion platforms in the order of the rainbow. It is pretty hard.
The other platforms are empty. There are supposed to be five other sages, but they have not shown up yet. I wish they would get here. I am bored.
DAY 5
An amazing thing happened today! As I was jumping from the orange platform to the yellow one (mine), this little kid appeared out of nowhere. He was sleeping. Oh yeah, and there was some evil laughter coming from somewhere, too.
I tried to talk to the kid, but he wouldn't wake up. He was holding this really big sword, though, so I took it from him so he wouldn't roll on it in his sleep. Now I am waiting until he wakes up.
DAY 6
He hasn't woken up yet. He looked pretty beat when he got here, so I guess he's just sleeping it all off. I'll try again later.
DAY ?
I lost count of what day it is. It is surprisingly entertaining to watch this kid sleep. He just lays there, all day...
DAY RED
As I don't remember what day it is, I decided just to call it whatever I want.
Oh yeah, the kid's name is Link. I found it on a letter he had in his pocket. I also found 57 rupees and some nuts. The nuts tasted good.
DAY OVHJKLVKHJ;GSAV
Today a rubber duck and a pair of earrings fell out of the blackness above me. I put the rubber duck in the sacred water and watched it float around, until it fell off the edge of the waterfall. I tried to eat the earrings, but they tasted like shrimp, and I hate shrimp.
DAY PIG LATIN
The kid, Link, rolled over in his sleep today. I was starting to think he was dead. He seems to be getting bigger. It makes me wonder how long he has been here.
NOTE: I started this because my brother and I always wondered where Link's earrings came from. The rest of it was added just to make it longer. –SM
RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN
DAY 1
Hello. My name is Rauru the Sage. You are my diary. Today, as I was sitting nonchalantly on my medallion pedestal, running my hands through the sacred water, you fell out of the blackness above me and hit me on the head. I picked you up and turned you over. You said 'diary' in big letters on your cover, which is purple. I decided that I would keep you and write in you everything that goes on around me. So, this is day one.
I sat on my pedestal today.
DAY 2
I am still sitting on my pedestal. Nothing much has happened. The time goes by very slowly, I think, but I can't really tell, because there are no Gossip Stones in the Sacred Realm. That is where I live. I am supposed to be protecting the Triforce, but I don't really know where it is. I haven't seen it in ages, really.
Nobody has ever tried to steal it, anyway.
DAY 3
My pedestal is very uncomfortable.
DAY 4
Today I made up a new game. I call it 'Jump'. You have to jump on the other medallion platforms in the order of the rainbow. It is pretty hard.
The other platforms are empty. There are supposed to be five other sages, but they have not shown up yet. I wish they would get here. I am bored.
DAY 5
An amazing thing happened today! As I was jumping from the orange platform to the yellow one (mine), this little kid appeared out of nowhere. He was sleeping. Oh yeah, and there was some evil laughter coming from somewhere, too.
I tried to talk to the kid, but he wouldn't wake up. He was holding this really big sword, though, so I took it from him so he wouldn't roll on it in his sleep. Now I am waiting until he wakes up.
DAY 6
He hasn't woken up yet. He looked pretty beat when he got here, so I guess he's just sleeping it all off. I'll try again later.
DAY ?
I lost count of what day it is. It is surprisingly entertaining to watch this kid sleep. He just lays there, all day...
DAY RED
As I don't remember what day it is, I decided just to call it whatever I want.
Oh yeah, the kid's name is Link. I found it on a letter he had in his pocket. I also found 57 rupees and some nuts. The nuts tasted good.
DAY OVHJKLVKHJ;GSAV
Today a rubber duck and a pair of earrings fell out of the blackness above me. I put the rubber duck in the sacred water and watched it float around, until it fell off the edge of the waterfall. I tried to eat the earrings, but they tasted like shrimp, and I hate shrimp.
DAY PIG LATIN
The kid, Link, rolled over in his sleep today. I was starting to think he was dead. He seems to be getting bigger. It makes me wonder how long he has been here.