A/N: Sorry it's been so long, I've been kinda busy. n.n;; This chapter's
not great, but it's better than nothing, I suppose...
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Not even my own sanity. No, that disappeared long ago when I actually started this fic.
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Starlighter: GET OFF ME, YOU IDIOT!
Akumu: WELL, YOU LEAVE HIEI ALONE!
Starlighter: NO!
Akumu: Alright then. Let's continue trying to kill each other.
Starlighter: Fine.
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Sam: (Sighs.) Let's get this over with. I want to go home! (As an afterthought.) And bring Jin with me.
Jin: n.n;;
MAF: I've been waiting months for some fun like this!
Sam: -.- You consider being trapped in a Cotillian mansion and forced to kill random people /fun/?
MAF: (Nods.)
Sam: -.-;;
Yukina: Is this really necessary?
MAF: (Shrugs.) No, not really.
Yukina: Then let's not do it! It's so...violent.
MAF/Keiko/Sam: ...So?
Yukina: o.o;
Sam: Shut up, I hear something coming.
Alex's voice: YOU PERVERTED FREAK OF NATURE!
(Yusuke, Crystal, Twilight, PK, and BlackBodian round the corner and come into view.)
BlackBodian: (Sighs dejectedly.) Y'all can't take a joke...
Alex: It wasn't even funny!
Crystal: To some people, it might've been.
Twilight: What's your point?
Crystal: Not sure.
Yusuke: (Stops suddenly.) Hold up. I sense something...strange.
PK: Strange?
Twilight: What kind of strange?
Keiko: (Comes flying out of the shadows, knife in hand.) KYAAAAAAA!!
Twilight: Oooh...that kind of strange.
Yusuke: KEIKO...WHAT THE HECK?!!? (Dodges Keiko's attack.) I mean, you've slapped me around a couple times, but this...
MAF: (Pulls out a bazooka she conveniently acquired.) IT'S FRUITBATTIN' TIME! (A/N: Sorry about my overuse of that quote. n.n;;)
Yusuke: (Powers up his Spirit Gun.) Guns are /my/ trademark, pal!
PK: Can someone explain what's going on here?
Alex: I can explain all right...MISS FOXFIRE OVER HERE IS A TRAITOR!
Keiko: Where's Sam?
Sam: (Drops down from the ceiling, and readies her roll of duct tape.)
Keiko: Oh, there she is.
Yusuke: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRAP??
Twilight: (Big gasp.) TWO TRAITORS!!
Yusuke: KEIKO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Keiko: (Blinks twice.) Yu...Yusuke? (Passes out.)
PK: EXPLAIN, PLEASE!
Kurama: (Is beamed down into the middle of the room.) Um...hello.
Alex: (Jumps on Kurama's back.) FOXY BACK RIDE! FOXY BACK RIDE!
PK: Oh Kami. (Faints.)
Crystal: (Sighs.) This is a mess. -.-
Yusuke: (Runs over to Keiko and holds her in his arms.) Keiko...Keiko...answer me!
Twilight: KAWAII!
BlackBodian: (Pouts.) It could've been me.
Keiko: (Eyes flutter open.) Yusuke?
Yusuke: Keiko, what happened?
Keiko: I...I'm not sure...(Smiles.) But everything's gonna be okay now, right?
Crystal: Yay! Let us celebrate the return of normal-ness to our universe! PARTY TIME!
PK: (Apparently woke up, and is now playing the mp3 of "Celebration" on her laptop.) n.n
Alex: (Grabs some sodas out of nowhere.) WHO WANTS SOME SODA?
Everyone: I DO! (Grab sodas.)
Yusuke: (Takes a sip of soda.) All things considered, this didn't turn out half bad.
Kurama: (Shrugs.) Yes, I suppose so, although Botan, Rinku, and Kuwabara are dead.
Yusuke: Like I said, things didn't turn out half bad.
Kurama: n.n;; That wasn't very nice, Yusuke.
Alex: But it was true.
Everyone: True.
Keiko: (After finishing her soda.) Mmm...orange. My favorite. (Long silence.) MWAHAHAHA!
Sam: (Sighs.) Here we go again.
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A/N: Well, I'm not sure if that should be the end of this chapter, the end of this fic and then have a sequel, or just have it be the end. I like the third option best, as I've been getting lazy about my writing. n.n;; Oh...and whatever DID happen to Akumu and Starlighter?
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Akumu and Starlight: (Settled their differences and are now slurping soda, while discussing random goings-on in the world.)
Hiei: ...Would you mind untying me? -.-
Akumu: Oh yes, of course! (Moves to untie Hiei.)
Starlighter: NOOO! YOU MUSN'T UNTIE HIEI!
Akumu: OH YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I DO?
Starlighter: (Tackles Akumu.)
Hiei: (Sighs.) Here we go again.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Not even my own sanity. No, that disappeared long ago when I actually started this fic.
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Starlighter: GET OFF ME, YOU IDIOT!
Akumu: WELL, YOU LEAVE HIEI ALONE!
Starlighter: NO!
Akumu: Alright then. Let's continue trying to kill each other.
Starlighter: Fine.
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Sam: (Sighs.) Let's get this over with. I want to go home! (As an afterthought.) And bring Jin with me.
Jin: n.n;;
MAF: I've been waiting months for some fun like this!
Sam: -.- You consider being trapped in a Cotillian mansion and forced to kill random people /fun/?
MAF: (Nods.)
Sam: -.-;;
Yukina: Is this really necessary?
MAF: (Shrugs.) No, not really.
Yukina: Then let's not do it! It's so...violent.
MAF/Keiko/Sam: ...So?
Yukina: o.o;
Sam: Shut up, I hear something coming.
Alex's voice: YOU PERVERTED FREAK OF NATURE!
(Yusuke, Crystal, Twilight, PK, and BlackBodian round the corner and come into view.)
BlackBodian: (Sighs dejectedly.) Y'all can't take a joke...
Alex: It wasn't even funny!
Crystal: To some people, it might've been.
Twilight: What's your point?
Crystal: Not sure.
Yusuke: (Stops suddenly.) Hold up. I sense something...strange.
PK: Strange?
Twilight: What kind of strange?
Keiko: (Comes flying out of the shadows, knife in hand.) KYAAAAAAA!!
Twilight: Oooh...that kind of strange.
Yusuke: KEIKO...WHAT THE HECK?!!? (Dodges Keiko's attack.) I mean, you've slapped me around a couple times, but this...
MAF: (Pulls out a bazooka she conveniently acquired.) IT'S FRUITBATTIN' TIME! (A/N: Sorry about my overuse of that quote. n.n;;)
Yusuke: (Powers up his Spirit Gun.) Guns are /my/ trademark, pal!
PK: Can someone explain what's going on here?
Alex: I can explain all right...MISS FOXFIRE OVER HERE IS A TRAITOR!
Keiko: Where's Sam?
Sam: (Drops down from the ceiling, and readies her roll of duct tape.)
Keiko: Oh, there she is.
Yusuke: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRAP??
Twilight: (Big gasp.) TWO TRAITORS!!
Yusuke: KEIKO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Keiko: (Blinks twice.) Yu...Yusuke? (Passes out.)
PK: EXPLAIN, PLEASE!
Kurama: (Is beamed down into the middle of the room.) Um...hello.
Alex: (Jumps on Kurama's back.) FOXY BACK RIDE! FOXY BACK RIDE!
PK: Oh Kami. (Faints.)
Crystal: (Sighs.) This is a mess. -.-
Yusuke: (Runs over to Keiko and holds her in his arms.) Keiko...Keiko...answer me!
Twilight: KAWAII!
BlackBodian: (Pouts.) It could've been me.
Keiko: (Eyes flutter open.) Yusuke?
Yusuke: Keiko, what happened?
Keiko: I...I'm not sure...(Smiles.) But everything's gonna be okay now, right?
Crystal: Yay! Let us celebrate the return of normal-ness to our universe! PARTY TIME!
PK: (Apparently woke up, and is now playing the mp3 of "Celebration" on her laptop.) n.n
Alex: (Grabs some sodas out of nowhere.) WHO WANTS SOME SODA?
Everyone: I DO! (Grab sodas.)
Yusuke: (Takes a sip of soda.) All things considered, this didn't turn out half bad.
Kurama: (Shrugs.) Yes, I suppose so, although Botan, Rinku, and Kuwabara are dead.
Yusuke: Like I said, things didn't turn out half bad.
Kurama: n.n;; That wasn't very nice, Yusuke.
Alex: But it was true.
Everyone: True.
Keiko: (After finishing her soda.) Mmm...orange. My favorite. (Long silence.) MWAHAHAHA!
Sam: (Sighs.) Here we go again.
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A/N: Well, I'm not sure if that should be the end of this chapter, the end of this fic and then have a sequel, or just have it be the end. I like the third option best, as I've been getting lazy about my writing. n.n;; Oh...and whatever DID happen to Akumu and Starlighter?
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Akumu and Starlight: (Settled their differences and are now slurping soda, while discussing random goings-on in the world.)
Hiei: ...Would you mind untying me? -.-
Akumu: Oh yes, of course! (Moves to untie Hiei.)
Starlighter: NOOO! YOU MUSN'T UNTIE HIEI!
Akumu: OH YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I DO?
Starlighter: (Tackles Akumu.)
Hiei: (Sighs.) Here we go again.