(After what feels like MONTHS, the cast once again files back into the room. Carlotta no longer has any signs of injury. They sit in their normal order: Erik, Christine, Raoul, Carlotta, Nadir. Nothing else particularly exciting happens.)

Christine: Jeeze, it's about time we got back here to finish up this thing. I've been so bored I've started watching soap operas instead of real ones...

Erik: I still haven't figured out how to work that bloody noise box to work. Or at least go to a channel that isn't filled with love and happiness...

Nadir: What programs have YOU been watching all week?

Erik: I think it's called "Tell A Tub", I don't know. I always lose track of the plot when the green one starts dancing.

(Suddenly, a post man, this one appearing to be Andre, drops through the cieling.)

Post Man: Message for a Nadir Khan.

Nadir: (Exitedly.) Oooh! That's me!

(The man gives Nadir an envelope, which he rips open exicitedly. He suddenly drops it, realizing who it's from.)

Nadir: ...The kahnum wrote back...

Christine: Maybe that's why we had to wait so long... Because the wolf lady wanted the note to be delivered by the next round.

Post Man: (Muttering.) Do you know how difficult it is to deliver a message from France to Persia by FOOT?

Raoul: Can we get him out of here please? I want to learn the latest gossip!

(The post man makes a noise that sounds like "snuff" and leaves. Nadir then reads his letter aloud.)

Nadir: Dear Nadir...

If I were immortal, I would not think that in a million years I would hear from you again, but I am very glad to, especially what with the topic of your letter. Nadir Khan, I have felt the exact same way about you since I was a child. Your eyes are beautiful... Like two heads being decapitated. I wish to request your hand in marriage....

Love,

The Kahnum 3

Erik: (Guffawing.) My DEAR God...

Carlotta: (Not really caring.) Who cares about your childhood love? I want to star thees game up again so that I may finally leave!

Nadir: (Shaking visibly.) W-Who's t-t-turn is it?

Raoul: Oooh! I'm picking! I made Piangi all grossed out, remember?

Christine: Raoul, why are you talking like a 5 year old?

Raoul: I'm talking like a 5 year old?

Erik: You have been for about 20 years.

Carlotta: Whatever, just please peek someone!

Raoul: Alright. Christine, since you're the only nice person, you get to go.

Christine: Thank you, Raoul! I think... Nad-

Nadir: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Christine: (After jumping about a foot off the ground.) Ok... Carlotta, truth or dare?

Carlotta: Truth.

Christine: What exactly was Piangi's relation to you? Was he your husband or your room service guy... Spill.

Carlotta: (Sighs.) Eef eet weel get me out of here faster, I'll tell you... He was my vice president.

(No one seems to understand whatsoever.)

Carlotta: I was running for president? He was my vice presidential candidate? Hello?

(No guards come in to take away Carlotta.)

Christine: How is that even possible? France's government doesn't work that way.

Carlotta: Not France, America!

Erik: ...This is just stupid...

Nadir: Damn straight.

Christine: When did you get better?

Carlotta: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

(Everyone is quiet and waits for Carlotta to explain.)

Carlotta: ...Well, that's apparently all you need to know. Monsieur with the mask, truth or dare?

Erik: No, wait, first off I want to know how a fat cow like you could even be considered a worthy president.

Raoul: Well the current preisdent IS George Bush...

Nadir: I'd vote for Carlotta over Bush any day.

(This time, Christine catches Nadir pop a happy pill, twitching slightly before doing so.)

Carlotta: Doesn't matter why we're running. Eet's your turn, Phantom.

Erik: Fine, fine, dare.

Carlotta: (Seemingly having dropped her plans for game domination.) I dare you to eat the next thing that walks into this room.

Erik: ...Ok...

Christine: There will be a delay in the game if we wait for something to come in here. Erik, go ahead and ask someone.

Erik: Thank you Christine. Vicomte, truth or dare?

Raoul: Hmmm... I chose TRUTH!

Erik: (Mutters.) Don't you always? (Voice normal again, though bored.) Have you ever worn a thong?

Nadir: ...(Immediately thrusts more happy pills into his mouth.)

Christine: (Grabs the bottle from him.) Nadir, these are sugar pills... They don't really do anything for you. ...How'd you get these anyway?

Nadir: (Twitches.) Kahnum-num sent me them...

Erik: ...Kahnum-num?

Raoul: Yes.

Erik: Yes what?

Raoul: To your question.

Erik: To my ques- OH GOD!

Christine: ...I really don't want to fathom that...

Raoul: But it's sexy!

Carlotta: (Gagging in a corner.)

Nadir: Please just go... Please? Pretty please with sugar on top and other pretty things?

Erik: ...Pretty things?

Raoul: Alright, and since you asked, I pick you, Monsieur Khan.

Nadir: Dare, and get it over with quickly, please, before I EXPLODE.

Raoul: I dare you to wear a thong!

Nadir: (Explodes.)

(The door opens and a cleaning lady, which is more or less like a cleaning duck, comes in to sweep up Nadir's remains. Erik pounces on her and, well, eats her. Whole. WolfCloud CrimsonRain comes in shortly after.)

WC(Water Closet. P): Nadir has appeared to have exploded... There fore he is unable to continue. The four finalists have been decided now. Carlotta, Christine, Erik, and Raoul. The person with the most points is... Raoul, actually.

Raoul: WOOOOOOO! What do I win?

WolfCloud: For getting the most people out, you win immunity for the next round.

Raoul: What's immunity?

WolfCloud: ...But because you're Raoul, you automatically lose that and it goes to the next person with the most points, which is Christine.

Erik: Hey, how did Christine get more points than me?

WolfCloud: Well even though you had some pretty awesome dares, she was still the last person to dare someone to do something before someone went out. You, surprisingly, didn't get anyone out, though we might technically count Nadir since your dare kind of pushed him to explode...

Carlotta: Oh, and what? I'm losing? Well I won't hear of it! (Storms out of the room back to the hotel.)

WolfCloud: I have never really liked that woman... I have never really liked life either. Oh well. (Wanders out of the room to do other stuff.)

Raoul: Is immunity anything like virginity? If so, I'll gladly give mine up to Christine!

Christine: (Slaps him for the second time since the show began.) Jeeze, when did you become such a pervert?

Raoul: Well ever since I couldn't figure out how to change the channel on the noise box in my hotel room.

Erik: I'll trade rooms with you. Anything is better than "Tell A Tub".

Raoul: Okee dokey then!

(Raoul and Erik leave, discussing their rooms, while Christine walks alone behind them, wondering what had driven her to fall in love with both an emotionally unstable murderer and a complete and utter doofus.)

WolfCloud CrimsonRain is (c) back.

Everything else is (c) respected owners.