Disclaimer: I really can't be bothered- go read someone else's… Or just one from a different chapter…
Spiral: Hey, and we're back! Jimmy and Carl have been safely removed and taken back to the green room, so with me now are Sheen and Cindy- Libby should be here too, but… Ah… She fainted at the end of the last interview… Sorry bout that… Anyways, welcome back guys.
Sheen: Hey Spiky!
Spiral: ( whispers to Sheen ) it's Spiral
Sheen: OK Spikal
Cindy and Spiral: O.O;
Spiral: So, how have you both been?
Cindy: Well, I've been-
Sheen: Myself and the oh so mighty Ultralord have both been fine!
Spiral: I was actually talking about you and Cindy
Sheen: What? Cindy isn't a guy- she's much worse than that- she's not even human- she's- SHE'S
Cindy: A girl
Sheen: Aaaaah! She said the G word! She said the G word! Aaaaaaaaah! ( Runs off stage screaming )
Spiral: O.O;
Cindy: O.O;
Spiral: Does… He have split personalities?
Cindy: Well, he does now…
Spiral: What did you to him?
Cindy: Oh nothing… ( said very quickly ) except-maybe-hit-him-on-the-head-with-his-doll-a-few-times… ( innocent whistle )
Spiral: O.O; Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay… ( pulls chair slightly away from Cindy's )
Spiral: Anywho, the interview, OK, first off- WHY were you writing answers to questions on Libby's hand?!
Cindy: O.O Because… Sometimes… Libby… ( looks quickly around the studio ) Because sometimes Libby gets camera-shy.
Spiral: Really? I wouldn't have noticed, she's been fine with me…
( Sheen walks back onto the stage )
Spiral: Hey Sheen, pull up a chair
Sheen: ( drags and extra chair up the interview area- there is already a spare one there )
Cindy and Spiral: ?
Sheen: ( walks off stage and comes back a few seconds later with a life-sized Ultralord doll, and sits it in the extra chair )
Cindy: Oh great, Ultrafreak decided to bring along his new biggest dolly- wolly
Sheen: He's not a DOLL he's an ACTION FIGURE!
Cindy: Doll
Sheen: ACTION FIGURE!
Cindy: DOLL!
Sheen: ACTION FIGURE!
Spiral: ( rolls eyes )
Sheen: Action figure times a bazillion!
Cindy: Oh yeah, well, DOLL TIMES INFINITY!
Spiral: OH MY GOD! JIMMY AND LIBBY ARE KISSING OVER THERE!
( Cindy and Sheen stop arguing and stare in the direction of Spiral's pointing finger )
Sheen: Pfft! That's not Jimmy and Libby, it's Carl and Ms. Fowl… ( eyes widen ) CARL AND MS. FOWL!
Ms. Fowl: I was meaning to tell you all Braaaaaaaaawk!
Carl: Oh yeah, Sheen, I WAS going to tell you but… ( mumbles something and then stops talking )
Spiral: But… Carl, I thought you fancied Cindy…
Cindy: WHAT?!
Carl: Well, I KINDA did, but then I realised that girls are icky! What I needed was a woman!
( Cindy, Sheen and Spiral, all sitting with eyes and mouths wide open )
( All at once )
Sheen: Since when is Ms. Fowl a WOMAN?
Cindy: How do you KNOW Ms. Fowl's a woman?
Spiral: OMG! Does my hair really look like that from the back?
Carl: Well, it was nice seeing you all, I'm just gonna show myself out… ( he and Ms. Fowl walk off the stage holding hands )
Cindy and Sheen: ( mouths and eyes open wide )
Spiral: ( uses two mirrors to see what her hair looks like from the back )
Cindy and Sheen: ( still staring )
Spiral: ( starts braiding hair and humming the JN theme song- BFS version )
Sheen: ( regains "normality" and backs slowly away from Spiral )
Sheen: ( whispers in an overloud voice ) Psst! Cindy! Spikal is scaring me- I think she might try and eat you in a minute, or, or, try and strangle you with her hair, so that's why she's making it go all weirdy…
Spiral: ( glares at Sheen ) WHAT did you say about my hair?
Sheen: Oops… I shouldn't have said that… IT WAS CINDY! ( points at Cindy and runs off stage )
Cindy: It wasn't me!
Spiral: I know it wasn't you- I might be stupid, but I'm not blind or the other one…
Cindy: Deaf?
Spiral: Sure, why not?
Cindy: Aren't you supposed to be asking me questions?
Spiral: Probably…
Cindy: So… Why aren't you?
Spiral: OOOOOOH… That was an invitation to ask a question… I get it now…
Cindy: ( Rolls eyes )
Spiral: So come on, tell us all, put us out of our misery… There is one question that every Jimmy Neutron fan in the universe wants to know the answer to… Now, we all know what the answer is anyway , but I want to ask you, so we hear it from you…
Cindy: ( nervously looks around as if she can tell what's coming next )
Spiral: Cindy, do you… Wear boxers or briefs?
Cindy: ( laugh of relief ) Oh, what I wear is none of your business…
Spiral: Hey- every Jimmy Neutron fan in the world wanted to-
Cindy: why is it ALWAYS "Jimmy Neutron fan" why is it never "Cindy Vortex fan"?! ( getting mad )
Spiral: O.O
Cindy: Well?!
Spiral: Well… The show's called: the Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, so we call anyone who likes the show Jimmy Neutron fans..
Cindy: OK, I've been on some sites, and I've come across something called j/c… What is that?
Spiral: O.O; Oh crap…Have you never… Been into one of the sections and read what it's about?
Cindy: No…
Spiral: Why not?
Cindy: Because my computer has this internet security package, which blocks out swear words or sexual language etc. etc. so all I see on these pages are the words Jimmy and Cindy… And loads of blanked out words…
Spiral: What site were you on?
Cindy: I dunno, something like …
Spiral: Never heard of it! crosses fingers behind back
Cindy: So what IS J/C? If I didn't know any better, I would think that you would think that there is actually something going on between my and Jimmy, which there most certainly ISN'T
Spiral: OK, question- when did you start calling him Jimmy? First date? Second?
Cindy: As if I'd ever date dorktron!
Spiral: Oh come on, we all know you like him really…
Cindy: No I don't!
Spiral: then I guess you won't mind if we hook you up to a lie detector to see if you're telling the truth then…
Cindy: ( looks nervously at the heart monitor being rolled onto the stage by a stage assistant ) Of course not- why would I?
Spiral: ( ties/ cello-tapes/ welds/ nails/otherwise attaches/ inserts wires to/on Cindy ) You OK there Cindy?
Cindy: I have a wire with sharp metal at the end sticking up my nose!
Spiral: Yah, that's normal
( Sheen walks over to the camera man to watch the show )
Spiral: ( hooks the lie detector up to a big screen )
Cindy: What did you do that for, Spiky?
Spiral: a) it's Spiral, and 2) It's so everyone in the audience can see your heart beat
Cindy: And WHY would the audience want to see my heartbeat?
Spiral: ( rolls eyes ) So we can tell if you're lying, I thought you were a genius?
Cindy: I am!
( Cindy's heart beat thingy appears on the screen with a big spike )
Spiral: You know, that could indicate you aren't telling the truth…
Cindy: Yes I AM!
Spiral: And another spike… So Cindy, do you like Jimmy Neutron really?
Cindy: NO!
( Big spike )
Spiral: ( raises eyebrows )
Cindy: OK, LIKE, but nothing more than that!
Spiral: Hey, lookee guys- there's another big spike!
Cindy: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY WINDING ME UP!
Spiral: Oh, Suuuuuuuuuuure it is…
Cindy: ( rips all the wires off/ out of herself ) THAT'S IT! I'M FED UP OF THIS! I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH YOU! ESPECIALLY NOT ON MY OWN!
Spiral: you weren't on your own, Sheen was here too… Well… He was SUPPOSED to be here… Where is he now anyway?
Sheen: ( takes running jump onto the stage ) (doesn't make it and falls off )
Spiral: Oh… There he is… Hey Sheen!
Sheen: Hey Spikal!
Spiral: ¬.¬
Cindy: ( storms off stage )
Sheen: I think it must be the time of the month for her… Hey Spikal, what does "time of the month" mean anyway? People always say it when someone gets really worked up… Mostly girls… I think Jimmy must be on his "time of the month" a lot, cuz he gets worked up really easily…
Spiral: O.O;
Sheen: What does it mean?
Spiral: ( doesn't say anything for a minute ) OK! That's all the time we have for today! Join us next time! Seeya! ( runs off stage to hide from Sheen )