THE POSSIBILITY OF SHOUNEN-AI NARUTO PAIRINGs
Part 2
By : Kalong-chan
Disclaimer : Still the same as always. I don't own Naruto. I don't gain profit from writing this.
Warning : This fic contains shounen-ai/yaoi, so if you don't like it, don't read. And don't forget that there are OOC-ness everywhere.
Rating : PG-13
Authoress' Notes : Thank you for those who reviewed. I really REALLY appreciated it! ^_^. Sorry for any grammatical errors, because I 've never used a beta– reader. Please forgive me if some of the pairings offended you. And some of the pairing's getting weirder..
Kiba & Akamaru
Kiba : *moans* Akamarrruu…Gooood boy…YES, lick it there!
Akamaru : woof woof! * wiggles tail vigorously*
Kakashi & Naruto
Naruto : Sensei, why did you teach Sasuke before the third Chuunin exam ? Hidoooii…*sniffles*
Kakashi : Jealous, aren't we ? What's the matter ? Want me to give PRIVATE lessons ?
Naruto : Teehee, you got me at that , sensei..!
Shino & Kiba
Kiba : Dude, I think I fancy you! What do you think ?
Shino : …………
Kiba : Hey ! I just confessed my love to you, and is there any response ?
Shino :…………….
Kiba : Tsk, fine. Be that way.
Kakashi & Sasuke ( my favorite, guys!)
Sasuke : Senseiiiii !YOUUUU!!!!! Why do you have to tie me up ?!
Kakashi : Now you want us to play the role of teacher –student? Look at how KINKY you are, Sasuke-CHAN!
Sasuke : NoooooOOOooo!!!!!! It's not that what I meant!!
Neji & Naruto
Naruto : I don't… understand, *pant pant* so you think everything that happens to us…….is because of fate….? So, when we're having sex …like now is because …of fate too?
Neji : Of course….! I used to hate the so-called fate, you know..But to think because of fate we can do …..adult –rated things like this…….I don't think I can say that anymore….*lecherous grin*
Asuma & Shikamaru
Shikamaru : Even though you are not as intelligent as me..I think I have fallen for you.
Asuma : Shikamaru- kun, if you want to get laid, at least wait until you reach that particular legal age. I don't want to be called as a phedophile.
Shikamaru: Che.
Inoshi & Shikato
Shikato : I want to marry you. If we ask the new appointed Hokage, I'm sure she can change the rule..
Inoshi : But Shikato..! If we get married, what will happen to Shikamaru and Ino? Therefore, they couldn't even be lovers.
Shikato : You are right. There are more Shikamaru /Ino fans than the Shikato/ Inoshi one. I'm afraid to think about the consequences that the fangirls do.
Inoshi : And I want to remind you that nobody pair us off in the internet, probably. Maybe the authoress is having writer block, so in the second part of this fic, she made up some weird pairings.
Shikato : Oh yeah.
Asuma & Kakashi
Asuma : I really don't understand why Japanese people likes Asuma/Kakashi.
Kakashi : Yeah. A hot guy like me got paired with a bearded random Jounin that the mangaka of this series made to be the tutor of Shika and his gang.
Asuma : Hey !What can you say about you and Iruka ?! He IS an unimportant guy too!
Kakashi : At least he doesn't grow beard…You look like a gorilla.
Asuma : I detest you, Kakashi.
Orochimaru & Sasuke
Orochimaru : Give me your beautiful body, Sasuke- kun.
Sasuke : Oh God. Why does every phedophile around want to have sex with me…? I just got away from Kakashi, and now this ?! Life is not fair.
Orochimaru : Like I care. Just listen to that Hyuuga boy. Blame this to fate.
Sasuke : Neji haven't had the experience of being chased around by phedophiles. How can he moans about 'life's unfair' everyday?
Rock Lee & Neji
Lee : You know Neji? Gai –sensei said to me that if you can't get a pretty girl, just go for the nearest pretty boy.*beaming*
Neji : Surely you don't mean me….?*horrified*
Lee : Of course it's you who I'm talking about! Why don't we try out this relationship? Who knows we might be soulmates, ne?
Neji : I strongly don't think so.
Lee: You have disappointed me.*pouted*
Neji : Go to hell.
Rock Lee & Sasuke
Sasuke : Sorry, but I don't think I want to have a relationship of any kind with you.
Lee : I haven't said anything.*sweatdrop* But how the hell do you know that I proposed about this to Neji?
Sasuke : Feeling uncharacteristically sorry for my poor being after I got chased by phedophiles, he decided to tell me that I might be the next victim of your conquest. And he's right. Remind me to thank him later.
Lee: Aw. I'm wounded. You don't have to say that.
Rock Lee & Shino
Shino : I'm obviously not a pretty boy. Stay away from me.
Lee : Don't say that. I think if you're not wearing your sunglasses, you're a pretty good looking guy. You need to have more confidence.
Inner Shino : Is he an idiot? He can't tell that I'm trying to get rid of him.*eyes twitch*
Rock Lee & Iruka
Iruka : Forgive me, but I'm Kakashi's. I'm not going to cheat on him. I really love him. And you're too young for me. And I'm your ex-academy-teacher. And I….*continues to ramble nothings*
Lee : Oh man. Now I think everybody in this village knows about my quest to find a pretty boy for my own.
Rock Lee & Kankuro
Kankuro : Nah. I'm not going to date with anyone who is uglier than Karasu.
Lee : *shouted at the top of his lungs* You think I'm uglier than Karasu ?!
Rock Lee & Gaara
Gaara : *put on a defensive posture*
Lee : Hey! Who said that I want you ??!!!
Rock Lee & Orochimaru
Orochimaru : I have no need for an ugly child. Back off.
Lee : Not you too.
Rock Lee & Morino Ibiki
Ibiki : I'm not mentally prepared for the sight of your eyebrows. They are just ….too thick., I suppose.
Lee :………………