Darling Cloud

By: Amatsu

Warnings: Shounen-ai/Yaoi which means a guy doing it with another guy. Probably OOCness. This is my first fanfic so it most likely sucks. You are warned

Disclaimer: I would love to own Kingdom Hearts. That way Leon and Cloud will always be going at it ALL THE FRICKIN TIME! But I don't…and I never will. =(

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Chapter One: Figure You Out

Sunlight broke through the windows and silently woke up the sleeping form. Blue eyes fluttered open and took a moment to adjust his eyes to the new light. He just had the perfect sleep with the perfect dream. He hadn't slept that good in a long time. Perhaps not having sex with the stupid blond last night wasn't such a bad idea.

Speaking of the blond, Leon turned his head to his side to look over at the other sleeping form. Cloud slept like a baby…literally. He always slept on his stomach with his arms bent besides his head and his mouth open, so he also drooled. Leon was use to this image and he gotten tired of having to change the sheets every time Cloud would drool all over the pillows. He heard Cloud let out a snore so he was still deep in his sleep. Maybe it be a good idea to go back to sleep also since he didn't feel like getting out of bed just yet.

Closing his eyes again he let out a yawn and slowly drifted back to sleep. This is nice…just peaceful sleep. Peaceful sleep…that was until he felt something wet probe in to his ear. His eyes shot open as a purr vibrated through his ear. "ACK!" He jerked his head away from the invading wet…something. Covering his ear he turned his head to see what the hell was it. The baby had awoken. Cloud gave him a puzzled look. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"Well good morning to you too precious." The blond said sarcastically. Leon blushed, he hated the nicknames Cloud gave him.

He sat up and rubbed his ear, still feeling the icky wetness, "What are you doing? You disturbed my sleep."

Cloud smiled mischievously as he sat up, inching closer to the brunette. He whispered in to his ear, "Sexing you up." He licked the outer shell of Leon's ear then slipped his tounge in to his ear. Cloud knew damn well he liked it when he did this, but right now he just wanted to go back to sleep. He pushed the blond off him sending him over the full-size bed with a loud bump, "Ow!" Cloud sat up on the floor with a pained look on his face, "Why the hell you do that for?!"

"I'm not in the mood." Leon fell back on to the bed and rolled on to his side, facing his back to the blond.

Cloud groaned and stood up rubbing his naked butt. He huffed, "You're never in the mood." Leon ignored him and made his attempt to get back to sleep again. Cloud climbed back in to the bed with some more groaning noises. He stares at the brunette's back and scoffs, tossing his head to the side, but he felt being drawn to look at his unpleasant lover's stupid back…his beautiful, lightly tanned, smooth back. Just looking at it turned him on. He would just have to try plan B then.

Cloud scooted closer to him. His hand slowly crept over the brunette and to his chest, lingering at a particular spot. Using just his index finger and his thumb moved in for the kill. He knew one of Leon's little hotspot was his ear. The other was…

SLAP!

Cloud jerked his hand back, "OW!"

Leon looked behind his shoulder at the blond, "Stay away from the nipples Cloud."

Cloud frowned, "God you're no fun."

"Whatever." He turned away from him and settled himself in the pillows.

Now for plan C. Unfortunately Cloud didn't have a 'Plan C'. He had tried his little hotspots, his ear and nipples. Then there's the other hotspot…but he would probably end up getting punched in the face if he went there. So what to do now? Ignore Leon like what he's doing to him? He caught a glimpse of Leon's firm ass just begging to be pinched. 'Damn it Leon! You are too sexy to be ignored!' With that he sprung forward and pinched the soft flesh of the brunette's.

"OW!" Leon jumped up grabbing his butt in pain. His chest heaved from the shock as he glared at his annoying lover, "What the fuck?!" He shouted, "Can't you let me sleep in peace for one moment?!"

Cloud sat up and whined, "I can't! I get turned on by just looking at your back! I need you!" He pouted giving him that adorable puppy dog face.

Leon sighed but couldn't help but chuckle at the adorableness Cloud displayed trying to get his attention. They been together for a year, 11 months and 3 weeks, and nothing ever changed between them, and he didn't want it to. He climbed back in to the bed next to his lover. Turning to him, he cradled the blonde's face in his hands, "You are a strange, sad, little man." He leaned in and kissed him lovingly.

Breaking the kiss, Cloud smiled, "I love you too, Snookums."

Snookums? Where the hell does Cloud come up with these? Leon decided to let that one go since he wanted the idiot blond right now. He leaned in again to kiss him more roughly this time.

Cloud suddenly pulls away, "Umm…you know what? I'm kind of hungry now. I'm gonna go get something to eat." He gets up leaving a frustrated Leon.

"Where are you going?" he asked angrily.

Cloud turns back to him, "Oh yeah, sorry babe. You want something to eat too?"

Leon growls, "You woke me up because you 'needed' me, and now that I'm giving you what you want you're gonna go eat instead?"

"Yeah…you see…umm…I'm sort of not in the mood anymore."

Leon's eyes narrowed, "What?!"

Cloud is a huge tease. He always did this to him. Get him all worked up, head over heels, in love with him, then he leave it at that. It must be one of his many way of flirting. Leon hated it.

"Hey it's only 9? If I go now, I'll catch the breakfast menu at McDonalds! Ooh! Egg McMuffins!"

He prances over to the closet to put on his clothes. Leon stares at him with a more than pissed off look on his face. He watches as his lover dresses up in some pair of raggedy jeans and a plain white T-shirt. It's freezing cold outside too, he just hoped the blond would freeze to death. Cloud gets ready to leave not noticing the daggers being thrown at his head.

"I'm going now, love. Want me to bring you anything back?"

"I hate you." Leon replies coldly.

"I'll bring you back a Egg McMuffin!" He smiles then exit's the room.

Leon growls. Fist clenching in the sheets. Its only been some minutes since he woke up and he's already pissed off. First his boyfriend disturbs his peaceful sleep with his horny tongue. Then he makes an attempt to pinch his nipples, but then pinches his butt instead. Which completely woke him up…painfully. Then turn him on by being so ridiculously adorable. Then left him hanging to go to McDonald's. How the hell did he do that? He will never figure the blond out.

What a bitch.

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It was cold. Very cold. So cold that it was snowing. And everywhere you look, you would see icicles hanging off of everything.

Clutching on to the white paper bag, Cloud cursed himself for not wearing a jacket. He entered the little house in the third district of Transverse Town. "Ah…it's warm."

"Good morning Cloud!" He was first greeted by the green-eyed ancient.

"Morning Aerith." He smiled at her and made his way in to the room. He eyed his angry lover leaning against the wall and gave him a devilish grin. Leon scoffs and tosses his head.

"Hey spiky butt! Where did you go?" Yuffie bounced in to the room.

He held up the paper bag, "McDonald's."

"Ooh! Is that for me?" The energetic thief tries to grab the bag but he jerks it away before she could get her grubby little hands on them.

"No, this is for my sweetie." He says eyeing the brunette again, who continued to ignore him

Yuffie chuckles, "'Sweetie'? Leon? He's more like a rotten apple!"

Leon glares at her, "Eeep!" She jumps to hide behind Aerith.

"Yeah but…" Cloud makes his way to his lover, "…he's my rotten apple." Leon rolls his eyes as Cloud reaches him.

Cloud chuckles evilly as he Leans his face closer to his. Holding up the paper bag in between their faces, "All for you Poochie-Pooh." He said seductively.

Leon winced at the stupid nickname and scoffs again as he yanks the bag out of his hand, "Thanks." trying to sound at most unthankful.

Cloud smirks. "No problem," he breathed on his lips then moved in to capture those lips.

Leon's eyes went wide for a second but soon couldn't help but respond. He loved his kisses. They were always so passionate yet loving. Making his insides melt. Cloud wrapped his arms around his neck as he took Leon's tongue in to his mouth and sucked greedily on it. Leon could practically taste his McDonald's breakfast. Their tongues moved together and Leon suddenly drops the paper bag on the floor beside him to wrap his arms around the blonde's waist.

Things were getting heated up when:

"Eww! Just stop now please or go get a room!"

They broke off the kiss and looked over at the girls who were turned away and using their hands to cover their eyes.

"Maybe we will get a room," Cloud wiggles his eyebrows, "What do you say Cheesy-Poof?"

Leon's mood was ruined hearing that nickname. He immediately pushed the other off, "No."

"Fine. I have better things to do anyway." Cloud 'hmphs' at him.

"Yeah? Like what Cloud?" ask the inquisitive Yuffie.

"I…" He takes a moment to think about it, "have snow to play in!"

"Ooh! I want to play in the snow too!"

Leon scoffs, "You're such a child."

Aerith giggles, "How cute. Are you going to make snowmen?"

"We sure are." Cloud makes his way to exit the house with the ninja following behind him, "Now if you excuse us we have snow to play in." He puts his hand on the doorknob, suddenly remembering how cold it is out there.

"Wait." Leon takes off his leather jacket, "It's cold out there." He walks up to them with his jacket in hand.

Cloud's face softens up and grabs his chest as if he was touched, '"Aww…Leon, honey…"

Leon drapes it over Yuffie's shoulders, and Cloud's face falls.

"Really? Wow, Thanks Leon! I take it back you're not rotten!"

"You're welcome."

Cloud watches in jealousy as Yuffie puts her arms through the jacket, "Ooh…its nice." Cloud grunts as he swings the door open and stomps his way in to the snow, "Hey wait for me Cloud!" Yuffie runs after him.

"Aww…that was so nice of you Leon. But I think you made Cloud angry for that." commented Aerith.

Leon grunts and a pleased smirk appears on his face. "Good."

Outside, Cloud breathes out a cloud of cold air, "God it's cold!" He huddles himself together and rubs both arms viciously in trying to create warmth.

Yuffie looks up from her snowman building, "Gee Cloud, you know it was this cold out here. You should had wore a jacket."

He wrinkles his nose. "Yeah, well…maybe I didn't want too!"

She cocks an eyebrow at him. "Ok…well I don't know about you, but I'm sure glad I'm wearing a jacket, because I'm warm! Warm! Warm! Warm! Wa-"

"GIMME THAT JACKET!!!" Cloud pounces her and tries to rip the jacket off her, but she holds a death grip on it.

"NO!!!" She kicks and struggles in Cloud's hold.

"GRR!! GIMME!!!"

"NO!!!" He moves behind her to grab the back of the collar to try and yank it off from behind, "STOP CLOUD!!" He continues to pull and tug.

"THIS JACKET IS MEANT FOR ME!!"

"NO!! LEON LET ME WEAR IT!!" He pulls and tugs but she only gripped on that jacket harder. "AHH! YOU'RE RUINING THE JACKET CLOUD!!" She groans.

Cloud raises a leg and plants his foot on her little behind. Using that leg he tries pushing her out of the jacket, "GIVE…ME…!!" He grunts with every tug.

"AHH!!" She screamed like a little girl but her grip only tightened, "STOP IT CLOUD!!"

"GIMME!!!" Cloud continue to push and pull with much strength.

Yuffie screams until her face turned blue, "I CAN'T…I CAN'T BREATHE!!"

Cloud finally gives up and let her go flying face first in to her half-built snowman.

The ninja pops back up. "God! What's your problem?!" She whacks a good one on his upper arm.

"OW!" Cloud grabs his arm.

"I almost died! You bastard!"

"Should had just gave me the jacket!"

"NO!"

"Why?!"

"Because!" Her face flushes and Cloud gasps loudly finally realizing why.

"You're in love with him, aren't you?!" He points an accusing finger at her.

She stands still for a moment feeling completely confused, "What?"

"You're in love with my Leon, aren't you?! My Leon! MY LEON!!"

"WHAT?!" She shouts out in shock, "Leon?! What are you talking about?!"

"You know it's true!"

"No it's not!"

"Yeah-huh! No use in denying it now!"

"I'm not denying anything!!" She balls a fist at him.

"Just admit it! You're in love with my Leon!"

"I'm not in love with your stupid Leon! Who the hell would? He's boring and a prick."

"WHAT?! He's not boring!" He balls a fist at her too, "A prick maybe…but I'm in love with that prick!"

She scoffs. "Yeah just you!"

He backs off. "So you're not in love with Leon?"

"NO!" She blurts out.

"So then why won't you give me the damn jacket?"

"BECAUSE!"

"Because?"

"Because…" She sighs, "Ok, promise me you won't laugh when I tell you?"

"Can I laugh after you tell me?"

"NO!" She whacks him another good one on the same arm.

"OW! I'm just kidding!"

She sighs again and her eyes travel to the snowy ground, "When I was young, I had this crush on this guy at my old village. And he rode a motorcycle and always wore this leather jacket…that look just like this one. And I always dreamt I be the girl riding on the back of his motorcycle wearing his leather jacket."

Cloud cocks an eyebrow at her. "That's it?" She nods, "PWAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Hey! You said you wouldn't laugh!!" She hits him again.

He continues to laugh, "I didn't promise I would laugh." He laughs loudly, "Gee, that was the only reason? That's a stupid reason!"

"Shut up! I liked him a lot! But he was too old for me…now that I got to wear this leather jacket, it just brought back some good memories, that I almost forgot about…" She takes off the jacket and holds it out in her hands, taking one last look at it before she handed it over, "Here take your stupid Leon's jacket."

Cloud looks at it, then back at her, then back at the jacket, then back at her, "Nah…you could wear it. I'm not so cold anymore after all that fighting."

"Really?!" She beamed.

"Yeah, keep it warm for me, you stupid brat."

"WOW! Thanks Cloud!" She puts the jacket back on.

Damn that Leon! He planned for something like this to happen. Just so he could get Cloud pissed off too! 'Well it didn't work you bastard! But I'll get you back! I have figured you out Leon!' He suddenly lets out a mechanic laugh, but pauses when he caught sight of the brunette passing by the window of their little house, "That jerk…" He mutters as he kicks the snow, "mean…careless…cold…bastard…" He sits down in the snow and gather the snow in his hands, forming it in to a perfect ball.

"Hey what are you doing Cloud?" Yuffie peeks behind his shoulder.

"…rude…cruel…callous…stupid…sexy man." He grunts loudly as he abruptly stands up with the snowball in hand and throws it at the house and…

CRASH!

…right in to the window.

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I love Cloud. Just wanna eat him up.

Ahem. Anyway, yes, there's are still many chapters to come. Although it pretty much sucks. Hey, its my first fanfic ok?!

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