Disclaimer: Alackaday! I do not own any rights, either Disney or Rings… Sigh

A/N: Well, I suppose you could almost call this a spin off of 'Mirkwood's Home Videos' if you wanted – that is, its about Thranduil, hence the title… And yes, its to the tune of 'The Phony King of England' from Disney's Robin Hood! Oh don't deny it, I know full well you were watching it the other day, I saw you… ^_~ Anyhow, enjoy!!!

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Oh the world will sing of Mirkwood's King,

A thousand years from now,

And not because he hated dwarves,

Or wore leaf-crown on his brow.

And while his son, Prince Legolas,

The Fellowship does join,

With (who'd have thought it'd ever happen?!)

Gimli, son of Gloin! (HOBBIT REFFERANCE!)

Mirkwood Thranduil will defend,

Lest darkness come and forest end,

They'll call him the ElvenKing of Mirkwood,

Hurrah for the ElvenKing of Mirkwood!

He sits upon an oaken throne

And hears his people bring,

News of Orcs in roving hordes

On Mirkwood bordering.

So he sent word to Celeborn,

To tell him they must fight!

But, you see, Celeborn's a mute, and doesn't suit,

His Lady of the Light...

He's knew he'd have to fight and alone,

If he wanted to keep his oaken throne,

Hurrah for the ElvenKing of Mirkwood!

So he gathered all his people

And he told them of their plight,

And though forlorn, all bows were drawn;

The Elves ready to fight!

And while there was a spear left

Or an arrow to be sent

Soaring into blackened hearts,

They'd do it 'til they're spent:

But then good Frodo destroyed the Ring,

And all Middle-Earth went to rejoicing!

Hurrah for the ElvenKing of Mirkwood!

Drop dead gorgeous! (son... but that didn't fit... ^_~)

Bare back on horses!

Brave and royal!

True and loyal!

Available son -

But not for long...

Hurrah for the ElvenKing of Mirkwood!!!

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Yay! Go Thranduil! Btw, if you wanted to read 'Mirkwood's Home Videos', just go to my home page and it'll obviously be there ^_^ Hope you liked this! Ah, the result of too much sugar can be interesting sometimes… That and the fact that my friend Emily printed the real lyrics off for me, and I couldn't resist doing this!!!

Loadsa love, Estel xxx

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