Fic Notes: Hello everybody. This is my first LOTR fic. I've seen many authors do this in other categories, and I swear I've seen one LOTR one somewhere around here… But I can't seem to remember where. But anyway, I'm gonna do it too.
Sorry to any person who has done something like this. If, by pure coincidence, I make an LOTR character sing a song almost exactly(if not exactly) like one you have done, then I apologize. Like I said, I read a fic similar to this before, but now I can't seem to find it… So instead I've made my own. But trust me, I remember the songs and LOTR singers in that fic, so I won't use the same characters and songs here. Unless my memory suddenly fails me.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Lord of the Rings. I don't own Disney either.
Author's Notes: The first song up is "Circle of Life", sung by….. Gollum! Oh, wow(note the sarcasm). We all know that Gollum defines the ring as 'My precious….' But have you ever guessed that maybe he'd address it as the 'Circle of Life'? Apparently not!!!
Other notes:
Lyrics are in italics
Ordinary speech is in normal
*It would be better if you read this fic while listening to the song "Circle of Life" from Lion King. NOT Elton John's version.
*If you don't know this song(How long have you been living under a rock?!), then go download it or something. -_-'
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The scene opens with Gollum hopping around on some rocks beside a small pool. The sun rises, and Gollum shades his eyes, then suddenly starts chanting… Frodo and Sam immediately wake up from their peaceful sleep, freaked out by Gollum's outburst.
Gollum: AAAAHHHH, chiwenya!!!!
Babari, shibaba….!!!!
Shicha-hun…Whenya iye… Whenya ma…!
Sam and Frodo stare at Gollum, obviously disturbed with the way he is chanting in a strange language(though familiar to Frodo for some reason), with his arms spread out as he faces the sun, as if he were imitating Rose in Titanic when the ship was going down. But Gollum just continues chanting…
Gollum: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba…
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Sam: Mr. Frodo… What's he saying?!
Frodo: Umm…
Gollum: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba…
Frodo: Um…. 'There comes a lion'…
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama…
Frodo: 'Oh yes, it's a lion'…
Sam: A lion?! Where?! (starts panicking and looking around frantically for signs of a lion)
Frodo: I think it's just part of the song, Sam…
Sam: … Oh.
Gollum: Ingonyama… Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala…
Gollum continues to chant, and soon finally switches to English, and does a little flashback.
Gollum: From the day we arrivesss on the grou-nd… (Smeagol getting out of the river and approaching Deagol)
And blinking, step into the sun…(Smeagol stares at the ring Deagol found)
Nothing com-pared… To the precious we has seen
Strangled him, and soo-oon we had wo-on…! (Smeagol killing Deagol)
Next flashback shows Gollum in his cave…
Gollum: My precious was too rare to be removed from here…
But then, it was suddenly found…(Bilbo finds the ring)
It was rolling away,
That hobbit will pay!!!
Because It keeps great and small on the endless ro-U-nd!!!
Back to the present, where Gollum throws his hands up into the air.
Gollum: It's the CIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!! (Sam and Frodo cover their ears at this, while Gollum, as he continues to sing, bangs his hands on the rocks to add background music)
And it MOVES USSS ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Through DESPAIR, and HO-OPE...
Through FAITH and LO-OVE!!!
Sam: You? Love? HAH!
Frodo: Sam!
Gollum ignores the hobbits and continues…
Gollum: Till we find our placccceeeee….
On thisss path, unwinding!!!!!
IT'S the CirRRCLE….!
The CIRCLE of LIIIIIIIIFE!
Gollum stops singing for a while as flute noises are heard in the background. He proceeds to catch a fish, as if nothing ever happened(but he's chanting softly), while Sam and Frodo stare at him in awe. Suddenly, he drops his fish and starts (screeching) again.
Gollum: It'sssss the CIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE-
Sam: SHADDUP, you little worm!
Gollum: SSSSTUPID FAT HOBBITTT!!!!!!
Frodo: SAM! Just let Gollum finish his song! (Sam quiets down and Gollum continues)
Gollum: …-And it MOVESSSS USSS ALLLLLLL!!!!!!
Through DESPAIR and HOOOOOPE!
Through FAITH and LOOOO-OOOVE!
Till we find our PLAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!
On this path, un-WINDINGGGGG!!!!!
IN THE CIRCLE………!!!!!!
THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
Gollum stops and proceeds to catch another fish. Frodo and Sam shrug, though unnerved, and prepare to continue their journey to Mordor.
~Owari~
Well, that was a great start, I guess. *Shrug* Here are other songs I'm planning to come up with, if anyone's interested in any more.
1. "A Whole New World" from Aladdin by Faramir and Eowyn – Faramir gives Eowyn an "interesting" tour around Minas Tirith with the help of a song
2. "Go the Distance" from Hercules by Frodo – Frodo believes that he can 'Go the Distance', and struggles to figure out if the Shire is where he really belongs
3. "All the Colors of the Ring" (originally "Colors of the Wind") from Pocahontas by Legolas(?) – Gimli judges Legolas, and the elf comes back with a song
4. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Mary Poppins by Galadriel – The Fellowship seems to be really quiet while in Lothlorien, and Galadriel, with some help from Celeborn and Haldir, tries to teach them something new…
5. "Hakuna Matata" from Lion King by Merry and Pippin??? – The fellowship remains depressed after Gandalf's fall in Moria, and Merry and Pippin try to cheer them up…
6. "In Valinor" (originally "Under the Sea") from The Little Mermaid by Glorfindel – As a request from Elrond, Glorfindel tries to convince Arwen to go to Valinor…
7. "You Can Stride! You Can Stride! You Can Stride!" (originally "You Can Fly!x3) from Peter Pan by Aragorn – The hobbits are too slow… So Aragorn teaches them how to walk a little faster…
That's all for now. I have a lot more ideas but I won't put them all down. If you have any more suggestions, tell me through a niceeee, review. Please, don't flame me.