Vividoll: This is my first story with an actual plot. Forgive me if it's
crappy. Basically, Jhudora makes a careless mistake with her boyfriend on
their 3-year anniversary of when they met, that results in a certain OTHER
faerie mentioned in Lein no Boken.
I do not own Neopets, or any other trademarked crap in this story.
Chapter 1: Jhudora's Evil Mistake.
Jhudora was not feeling well. It was as simple as that. As of this moment, our Mistress of Malice was bent over the toilet doing the Technicolor yawn. This was how it had been the past month. Every morning before and after breakfast. And the cravings. Cravings for pickles and ice cream. She stood up after she was sure her stomach was empty.
"Damn."
She was beginning to wonder if she had an STD. She felt like crap every morning, and oftentimes after meals too.
As she left the bathroom, she reflected on the wild night with her boyfriend seven weeks ago.
"Are you sure you want to do this? We aren't even married, Jhudy."
"Positive. Now get over here, my Muck Fonkey."
Jhudora walked down the hall looking at various items received from quests strewn all over the hall. She did not feel like eating, as usual. Having run out of places to put quest items, they were all over the halls. She was considering getting a bin at Public Neostorage. But that was the least of her worries.
She had a doctor's appointment in a little while. The Dark Faerie was all ready to go, but she had run off to go vomit after the nausea and cramps hit. Realizing that her blue wocky clock said 6:55, which was a mere five minutes before her appointment, she dashed out the door, worries forgotten.
Our antihero arrived at Dr. Dewey Hurtum's office just in time. The visit was uneventful, just a usual blood, urine, and drug test. She anxiously awaited the results of the test.
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"Jhudy, I don't think we should do this."
"Why not? You don't have an STD, do you?"
"No, I don't but. What if you wind up pregnant?"
"I slept around a lot when I was a teen, I think I'm sterile. It never happened then."
"I don't know, I have this terrible sense of foreboding. Like something unexpected will come of our sin."
"Something bad?"
"No. Something that will change our lives."
"Well, if it's not bad, then let's go for it!"
"Okay, if you say so."
E-n-d -f-l-a-s-h-b-a-c-k -b-e-f-o-r-e -s-c-e-n-e -e-x-c-e-e-d-s P-G-13 r-a-
t-i-n-g
"Jhudora?"
It was Doctor Hurtum.
"Jhudora? Are you awake?"
Jhudora just now realized she had been asleep. She sat up straight.
"Am I sick? Tell me it's not serious."
"No, not sick. Though I'm not sure whether this would be good or bad news."
"Well, what is it?"
"You... You are, shall we say, 'In a delicate condition.'"
"You mean...?"
"Yes. You're pregnant. Two months along."
Jhudora was not sure what to think. She knew that if it was a little girl, (It most likely was, since most faeries were) it would look just like her, but then again, she had to carry the brat for nine whole months. She was silent the whole way home.
AT HOME...
Jhudora sat in her bed, trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend. Would he dump her? Satoru did seem afraid of her becoming pregnant. This was her fault, and she knew it, since it was her idea to get intimate before marriage. She still was angry. It was partly his fault for giving in when she asked for some. She touched her stomach, and spoke to the tiny faerie, who at the time was no bigger than a golf ball.
"Kiddo, you picked a baaaaaaaad time to enter the world. Couldn't you have waited until we were married?"
She paused, her mind on who she was talking to.
"Can she even hear me? She's only an embryo!"
Feeling sorry for it, she began talking to the child again.
"I'm sorry. You couldn't help it. It was my stupid mistake. Look at me, I'm talking to a few cells!"
Jhudora had a sudden thought.
"Crap. I'm talking to it. That means I'm already attached to it. I guess that means abortion is out of the question. It was in the first place, I mean. She probably has a heartbeat by now."
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!* The phone announced a call. Looking at her caller ID, she saw that it was Satoru, her boyfriend. Haw was she going to tell him?
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!* Her mind was racing. What if he dumped her?
*RIIIIIIIIIII-* At that very moment, the answering machine picked up.
"Hello, you have reached Jhudora's Cloud. I am not in right now. If you want a quest, leave a message at the sound of the beep. If you are calling to complain about the quests, please shove it up your ass. If you are Fyora or Illusen, hang up. *BEEP!*
"Hey, Jhudy? Are you okay? You don't seem-"
Jhudora yanked up the phone.
"I'm here, I'm here!"
"Oh, hi! I just wanted to know, how did the doctor's visit go?"
"You're not gonna like this."
"Hoboy... That bad, huh?"
"Yep."
"Well, how bad?"
Jhudora took a deep breath.
"I'm pregnant."
"That's wonderful!"
Jhudora got really pissed over this.
"Wonderful?! WONDERFUL?!?! As if you didn't know, I'm gonna blow up like a puffer fish within the next seven months, Dammit!"
"Sorry, sorry. Look, come to my house. I've got a BIG surprise."
"What, ya got gonorrhea?"
"You'll see"
End Chapter 1.
I do not own Neopets, or any other trademarked crap in this story.
Chapter 1: Jhudora's Evil Mistake.
Jhudora was not feeling well. It was as simple as that. As of this moment, our Mistress of Malice was bent over the toilet doing the Technicolor yawn. This was how it had been the past month. Every morning before and after breakfast. And the cravings. Cravings for pickles and ice cream. She stood up after she was sure her stomach was empty.
"Damn."
She was beginning to wonder if she had an STD. She felt like crap every morning, and oftentimes after meals too.
As she left the bathroom, she reflected on the wild night with her boyfriend seven weeks ago.
"Are you sure you want to do this? We aren't even married, Jhudy."
"Positive. Now get over here, my Muck Fonkey."
Jhudora walked down the hall looking at various items received from quests strewn all over the hall. She did not feel like eating, as usual. Having run out of places to put quest items, they were all over the halls. She was considering getting a bin at Public Neostorage. But that was the least of her worries.
She had a doctor's appointment in a little while. The Dark Faerie was all ready to go, but she had run off to go vomit after the nausea and cramps hit. Realizing that her blue wocky clock said 6:55, which was a mere five minutes before her appointment, she dashed out the door, worries forgotten.
Our antihero arrived at Dr. Dewey Hurtum's office just in time. The visit was uneventful, just a usual blood, urine, and drug test. She anxiously awaited the results of the test.
f-l-a-s-h-b-a-c-k
"Jhudy, I don't think we should do this."
"Why not? You don't have an STD, do you?"
"No, I don't but. What if you wind up pregnant?"
"I slept around a lot when I was a teen, I think I'm sterile. It never happened then."
"I don't know, I have this terrible sense of foreboding. Like something unexpected will come of our sin."
"Something bad?"
"No. Something that will change our lives."
"Well, if it's not bad, then let's go for it!"
"Okay, if you say so."
E-n-d -f-l-a-s-h-b-a-c-k -b-e-f-o-r-e -s-c-e-n-e -e-x-c-e-e-d-s P-G-13 r-a-
t-i-n-g
"Jhudora?"
It was Doctor Hurtum.
"Jhudora? Are you awake?"
Jhudora just now realized she had been asleep. She sat up straight.
"Am I sick? Tell me it's not serious."
"No, not sick. Though I'm not sure whether this would be good or bad news."
"Well, what is it?"
"You... You are, shall we say, 'In a delicate condition.'"
"You mean...?"
"Yes. You're pregnant. Two months along."
Jhudora was not sure what to think. She knew that if it was a little girl, (It most likely was, since most faeries were) it would look just like her, but then again, she had to carry the brat for nine whole months. She was silent the whole way home.
AT HOME...
Jhudora sat in her bed, trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend. Would he dump her? Satoru did seem afraid of her becoming pregnant. This was her fault, and she knew it, since it was her idea to get intimate before marriage. She still was angry. It was partly his fault for giving in when she asked for some. She touched her stomach, and spoke to the tiny faerie, who at the time was no bigger than a golf ball.
"Kiddo, you picked a baaaaaaaad time to enter the world. Couldn't you have waited until we were married?"
She paused, her mind on who she was talking to.
"Can she even hear me? She's only an embryo!"
Feeling sorry for it, she began talking to the child again.
"I'm sorry. You couldn't help it. It was my stupid mistake. Look at me, I'm talking to a few cells!"
Jhudora had a sudden thought.
"Crap. I'm talking to it. That means I'm already attached to it. I guess that means abortion is out of the question. It was in the first place, I mean. She probably has a heartbeat by now."
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!* The phone announced a call. Looking at her caller ID, she saw that it was Satoru, her boyfriend. Haw was she going to tell him?
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!* Her mind was racing. What if he dumped her?
*RIIIIIIIIIII-* At that very moment, the answering machine picked up.
"Hello, you have reached Jhudora's Cloud. I am not in right now. If you want a quest, leave a message at the sound of the beep. If you are calling to complain about the quests, please shove it up your ass. If you are Fyora or Illusen, hang up. *BEEP!*
"Hey, Jhudy? Are you okay? You don't seem-"
Jhudora yanked up the phone.
"I'm here, I'm here!"
"Oh, hi! I just wanted to know, how did the doctor's visit go?"
"You're not gonna like this."
"Hoboy... That bad, huh?"
"Yep."
"Well, how bad?"
Jhudora took a deep breath.
"I'm pregnant."
"That's wonderful!"
Jhudora got really pissed over this.
"Wonderful?! WONDERFUL?!?! As if you didn't know, I'm gonna blow up like a puffer fish within the next seven months, Dammit!"
"Sorry, sorry. Look, come to my house. I've got a BIG surprise."
"What, ya got gonorrhea?"
"You'll see"
End Chapter 1.