I want to apologize for this in advance. I realize that this is an
extremely sad sort of a thing that has been done a million times before,
and yet in my desire to not do my actual homework, and lacking actual
inspiration to write either a beautiful Lord of the Rings story or one
about Star Wars, I have sunk to the level of. this.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own anything. Well, none of the stuff that you know belongs to George Lucas or Peter Jackson or J.R.R. Tolkien or any of those other brilliant flannelled polo-shirt wearing difficult-language inventing people.
The Attack of the Drones: The Movie Whose Actors Almost Killed Me.
Scene 1: Those Poor Extras
Doomed Guard: M'lady, we are soon going to die. George doesn't want to pay more full-time actors.
Doomed Doppelganger: Thank you.
Ship: Why do I have to get blown up?
Landing Platform: My words exactly.
Bomb:
Padme: No! Corde..
Corde: Never let go, m'lady. never let go..
Padme: Ok. Freaky.
Panaka: What, her quoting Titanic or the near-death experience?
Padme: Take your pick.
Next Scene: Creepy Old Men
Palpatine: This attack on your life * cough * is severely disturbing, Senator * cough cough*.
Padme: Right.
Palpatine: Therefore, we have to give you protection in the form of loyal and faithful bodyguards.
Padme: You'd better not be thinking of who you're thinking..
Palpatine: ..some old friends perhaps?
Mace Windu: Yeah, that would work, Anakin and Obi-Wan have just returned from a mission out in the core.
Padme: Creep.
Scene Three: Deodorant, Anyone?
Obi-Wan: You're sweating.
Anakin: What? Eeww, master.
Obi-Wan: No, you forgot to wear deoderant! * mumbles * sick pervert.
Anakin: .
Obi-Wan: Relax. it's not like she remembers who you are.
Anakin: Gee, thanks, that makes me feel better.
Doors: * open *
Elevator: Thank god!
That's terrible! I am so sorry. (
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own anything. Well, none of the stuff that you know belongs to George Lucas or Peter Jackson or J.R.R. Tolkien or any of those other brilliant flannelled polo-shirt wearing difficult-language inventing people.
The Attack of the Drones: The Movie Whose Actors Almost Killed Me.
Scene 1: Those Poor Extras
Doomed Guard: M'lady, we are soon going to die. George doesn't want to pay more full-time actors.
Doomed Doppelganger: Thank you.
Ship: Why do I have to get blown up?
Landing Platform: My words exactly.
Bomb:
Padme: No! Corde..
Corde: Never let go, m'lady. never let go..
Padme: Ok. Freaky.
Panaka: What, her quoting Titanic or the near-death experience?
Padme: Take your pick.
Next Scene: Creepy Old Men
Palpatine: This attack on your life * cough * is severely disturbing, Senator * cough cough*.
Padme: Right.
Palpatine: Therefore, we have to give you protection in the form of loyal and faithful bodyguards.
Padme: You'd better not be thinking of who you're thinking..
Palpatine: ..some old friends perhaps?
Mace Windu: Yeah, that would work, Anakin and Obi-Wan have just returned from a mission out in the core.
Padme: Creep.
Scene Three: Deodorant, Anyone?
Obi-Wan: You're sweating.
Anakin: What? Eeww, master.
Obi-Wan: No, you forgot to wear deoderant! * mumbles * sick pervert.
Anakin: .
Obi-Wan: Relax. it's not like she remembers who you are.
Anakin: Gee, thanks, that makes me feel better.
Doors: * open *
Elevator: Thank god!
That's terrible! I am so sorry. (