OmixKen YojixAya
Being as this is my story, I am Thor, Ra, and Zeus all rolled into one, so if I get some of the facts wrong, tough noogies.
Disclaimer: All I have is a credit card that I maxed out, not buying junk food or exciting underwear, no no no, buying a ridiculous number of text books. Mostly for the same class, DAMN YOU CHEMISTRY
Aw screw it, the last chapter was short and I can't deny you your pleasure, I'll just post them both at once. I have this problem with needing instant gratification.
When All Else Fails
--Yoji--
I am so horny
I haven't had sex in like three weeks.
Aya is sitting there, reading something. It's driving me crazy. I don't think I can take much more of this celibacy thing.
No, don't think that way Yoji. You love this man. He deserves your patience.
As I watch, he puts his book down and stretches like a cat.
Alright, plan B.
I head to the liquor cabinet and make him a mint julep (old lady drink that Aya prefers). After he loosens up some I will suggest shots. It's nothing new, we've played drinking games together before.
When all else fails, get him really drunk and see where the night takes you. I hope it takes me to having sex land.
--Omi--
As I watch a drunken Aya lead a slightly less drunk Yoji up the stairs to the bedrooms I feel extremely pissed.
Totally not fair. I am not old enough to get drunk without Ken getting suspicious and Ken doesn't drink anyway.
Ken is sitting over there, reading the paper, acting like it's perfectly natural for us to not be having sex right now.
He really chaps my ass sometimes.
As he finishes his paper he looks at me with this big stupid grin and messes with my hair again.
I look at him and say in the most husky, unchild-like voice I can muster "what do you want to do tonight Kenken?"
"I'm too sleepy to hangout tonight kiddo. Sorry, maybe tomarrow night okay?'
And I watch flabbergasted as he calmly walks up the stairs to his room.
No way in hell.
To hell with subtlety. For all Ken's sex appeal and being a wonderful person, he's about as perceptive as a rock.
I run up to my room, passing by Yoji's on the way. The obvious sounds of sex help to steal my resolve.
I close the door behind me and strip naked. I better hurry or the idiot will already be asleep.
Going to my nightstand I grab a line of condoms and the big tube of lube. I have no doubt that Ken has these things in his room, but if I just go in there naked he will assume I was taking a shower and came over to borrow his conditioner.
Not even taking the time to close the drawer, I run across the hall and try to open Ken's door.
It's locked.
And I hear muffled moans and heavy breathing.
I bang on the door repeatedly and I don't stop until he opens, grinning sheepishly and looking like he dressed in a hurry.
He takes one look at me and the grin vanishes, replaced by a look akin to terror.
Not letting him say anything, I tackle him. Forcing him back onto the bed with a brutal, biting kiss.
Lots of tongue
When all else fails, jump his bones and hope for the best.
Morning After
--Yoji--
I woke up to the distinct sensation on being pinched in half. I looked down at the red head doing the pinching expecting to see those violet eyes glaring at me as he slowly killed me by separating the top of my torso from the bottom, only to be met with closed eyes and a thin line of drool.
He was still sleeping.
Who would have thought Aya was a cuddler?
I went back to sleep, glad that I wasn't about to die. Shame to die right at the beginning of what promised to be a great relationship.
--Omi--
Oh wow. That was amazing.
I have more then enough experience in this area, and I have fantasized about Ken more times then I can count but nothing could come close to the mind-blowing reality.
I have absolutely no memory of what happened. All I know is it happened more then once and I might have even let him top.
Or not, I don't really remember.
I'm not sure if it's because he is really really good in bed or it's just because I'm nuts about him.
I guess it doesn't matter anymore. He's mine now; I can sort that out later.
And I'm all his.
--Aya--
Oh shit.
This is not my room.
I am in an oddly familiar looking room, naked in bed with someone I am trying to get the nerve to look at.
Oh, good. It's Yoji. That means this is probably just another one of those erotic dreams I have on occasion. Yoji drives me wild.
Hn, odd. Usually in my dreams he is ripping off all of my clothes while he talks dirty. I've never had a dream where the sex is already over.
Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I'll just lay here and cuddle some more until I really wake up.
Too bad Yoji's straight. In my dreams he's amazing in bed.
--Ken--
I'm naked in my bed with Omi.
FUCK I'M NAKED IN BED WITH OMI.
I violated my best friend.
My sweet innocent best friend.
I vaguely remember having really good sex last night.
He's so beautiful when he sleeps.
We'll have to talk about this when he wakes up. He'll probably be embarrassed and scared about how I feel about him. I bet he'll want a seriously committed relationship.
That's fine with me.
I just wish we had talked about it before I compromised him, now he's going to feel pressured.
I wonder why my ass is so sore.
-END-
While you bask in the afterglow of my great story, I have a special BONUS chapter that will give you some idea of Omi's expertise.
BONUS
THE SEDUCTION OF THE WAITRESS
"It's true Yoji, you would be amazed at how much action you get for being cute"
-trying not to laugh- "Yeah sure kid"
"See that waitress over there?"
"Which one?"
"The 20 something blonde"
"Yeah what about her?"
Omi walked over to the counter and spoke softly so the Yoji wouldn't hear him.
"Hi, my name is Omi" (Omi blushes prettily)
"Hi Omi, what can I do for you?"
"See my friend over there?"
"The one at the table with the long hair?"
"Yeah that's the one. I just wanted to warn you that he.well he.he told me he was going to.have sex with you. I think he is going to try to seduce you to prove a point, and I wanted you to know. You seem like a nice lady, but I have seen Yoji-kun work and he is really good at taking advantage of people" (this entire speech was said with Omi looking at his feet and blushing scarlet. When he said sex it was barely a whisper)
"What point does he want to prove?"
"He's trying to show me that girls aren't scary. My girlfriend broke up with me because I was too nervous to sleep with her. I am glad he wants to teach me, but I think it would make you feel cheap. Besides, it's not like I will ever need it Yoji says I will never find another girl that wants to make love to someone so skinny and small."
"Did he now? Come on Omi. I can help you get over your fears much quicker then any man."
"How?"
"You'll see" (waitress is smirking knowingly)
For more tips sleeping around, read "The Assassin's Guide to Womanizing" On fanfiction.net now!
*And remember, Karma smiles on those who review*
Being as this is my story, I am Thor, Ra, and Zeus all rolled into one, so if I get some of the facts wrong, tough noogies.
Disclaimer: All I have is a credit card that I maxed out, not buying junk food or exciting underwear, no no no, buying a ridiculous number of text books. Mostly for the same class, DAMN YOU CHEMISTRY
Aw screw it, the last chapter was short and I can't deny you your pleasure, I'll just post them both at once. I have this problem with needing instant gratification.
When All Else Fails
--Yoji--
I am so horny
I haven't had sex in like three weeks.
Aya is sitting there, reading something. It's driving me crazy. I don't think I can take much more of this celibacy thing.
No, don't think that way Yoji. You love this man. He deserves your patience.
As I watch, he puts his book down and stretches like a cat.
Alright, plan B.
I head to the liquor cabinet and make him a mint julep (old lady drink that Aya prefers). After he loosens up some I will suggest shots. It's nothing new, we've played drinking games together before.
When all else fails, get him really drunk and see where the night takes you. I hope it takes me to having sex land.
--Omi--
As I watch a drunken Aya lead a slightly less drunk Yoji up the stairs to the bedrooms I feel extremely pissed.
Totally not fair. I am not old enough to get drunk without Ken getting suspicious and Ken doesn't drink anyway.
Ken is sitting over there, reading the paper, acting like it's perfectly natural for us to not be having sex right now.
He really chaps my ass sometimes.
As he finishes his paper he looks at me with this big stupid grin and messes with my hair again.
I look at him and say in the most husky, unchild-like voice I can muster "what do you want to do tonight Kenken?"
"I'm too sleepy to hangout tonight kiddo. Sorry, maybe tomarrow night okay?'
And I watch flabbergasted as he calmly walks up the stairs to his room.
No way in hell.
To hell with subtlety. For all Ken's sex appeal and being a wonderful person, he's about as perceptive as a rock.
I run up to my room, passing by Yoji's on the way. The obvious sounds of sex help to steal my resolve.
I close the door behind me and strip naked. I better hurry or the idiot will already be asleep.
Going to my nightstand I grab a line of condoms and the big tube of lube. I have no doubt that Ken has these things in his room, but if I just go in there naked he will assume I was taking a shower and came over to borrow his conditioner.
Not even taking the time to close the drawer, I run across the hall and try to open Ken's door.
It's locked.
And I hear muffled moans and heavy breathing.
I bang on the door repeatedly and I don't stop until he opens, grinning sheepishly and looking like he dressed in a hurry.
He takes one look at me and the grin vanishes, replaced by a look akin to terror.
Not letting him say anything, I tackle him. Forcing him back onto the bed with a brutal, biting kiss.
Lots of tongue
When all else fails, jump his bones and hope for the best.
Morning After
--Yoji--
I woke up to the distinct sensation on being pinched in half. I looked down at the red head doing the pinching expecting to see those violet eyes glaring at me as he slowly killed me by separating the top of my torso from the bottom, only to be met with closed eyes and a thin line of drool.
He was still sleeping.
Who would have thought Aya was a cuddler?
I went back to sleep, glad that I wasn't about to die. Shame to die right at the beginning of what promised to be a great relationship.
--Omi--
Oh wow. That was amazing.
I have more then enough experience in this area, and I have fantasized about Ken more times then I can count but nothing could come close to the mind-blowing reality.
I have absolutely no memory of what happened. All I know is it happened more then once and I might have even let him top.
Or not, I don't really remember.
I'm not sure if it's because he is really really good in bed or it's just because I'm nuts about him.
I guess it doesn't matter anymore. He's mine now; I can sort that out later.
And I'm all his.
--Aya--
Oh shit.
This is not my room.
I am in an oddly familiar looking room, naked in bed with someone I am trying to get the nerve to look at.
Oh, good. It's Yoji. That means this is probably just another one of those erotic dreams I have on occasion. Yoji drives me wild.
Hn, odd. Usually in my dreams he is ripping off all of my clothes while he talks dirty. I've never had a dream where the sex is already over.
Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I'll just lay here and cuddle some more until I really wake up.
Too bad Yoji's straight. In my dreams he's amazing in bed.
--Ken--
I'm naked in my bed with Omi.
FUCK I'M NAKED IN BED WITH OMI.
I violated my best friend.
My sweet innocent best friend.
I vaguely remember having really good sex last night.
He's so beautiful when he sleeps.
We'll have to talk about this when he wakes up. He'll probably be embarrassed and scared about how I feel about him. I bet he'll want a seriously committed relationship.
That's fine with me.
I just wish we had talked about it before I compromised him, now he's going to feel pressured.
I wonder why my ass is so sore.
-END-
While you bask in the afterglow of my great story, I have a special BONUS chapter that will give you some idea of Omi's expertise.
BONUS
THE SEDUCTION OF THE WAITRESS
"It's true Yoji, you would be amazed at how much action you get for being cute"
-trying not to laugh- "Yeah sure kid"
"See that waitress over there?"
"Which one?"
"The 20 something blonde"
"Yeah what about her?"
Omi walked over to the counter and spoke softly so the Yoji wouldn't hear him.
"Hi, my name is Omi" (Omi blushes prettily)
"Hi Omi, what can I do for you?"
"See my friend over there?"
"The one at the table with the long hair?"
"Yeah that's the one. I just wanted to warn you that he.well he.he told me he was going to.have sex with you. I think he is going to try to seduce you to prove a point, and I wanted you to know. You seem like a nice lady, but I have seen Yoji-kun work and he is really good at taking advantage of people" (this entire speech was said with Omi looking at his feet and blushing scarlet. When he said sex it was barely a whisper)
"What point does he want to prove?"
"He's trying to show me that girls aren't scary. My girlfriend broke up with me because I was too nervous to sleep with her. I am glad he wants to teach me, but I think it would make you feel cheap. Besides, it's not like I will ever need it Yoji says I will never find another girl that wants to make love to someone so skinny and small."
"Did he now? Come on Omi. I can help you get over your fears much quicker then any man."
"How?"
"You'll see" (waitress is smirking knowingly)
For more tips sleeping around, read "The Assassin's Guide to Womanizing" On fanfiction.net now!
*And remember, Karma smiles on those who review*