A/N: Written after The Countdown. TWoP (Television Without Pity)-inspired.

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Luke, Ryan and Seth
Are hot. Why can't they just be
Polyamorous?

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That stupid Oliver,
with his shiny upper lip.
I hate mojitos.

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Go ahead, kiss him,
Marissa, if it means you
Leave Newport for good.

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Who says you need to
kiss on New Years? Then again,
I am a loser.

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If Summer is sum-
mer, then summer is the best
season of the year.

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And if Anna is
winter, then winter wears too
much friggin' make-up.

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Kirsten and Sandy
are the cutest couple ever.
Yay for parentals!

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Julie Cooper is
wonderfully evil. I
think I am in love.

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