--Thanks for the reviews. I couldn't leave this set of poems alone, so here's Wendy's reply. Enjoy!

Wendy Testaburger sat at her desk in her room, staring at the note from Cartman. She had read it two or three times now, and it still made no sense to her. She secretly hoped that Cartman liked her, escpecially after what happened in Moving On. "No", she told herself as she picked up her pen. "I won't let him make me think this way. He's Cartman for crying out loud. I don't love him, and he doesn't love me". With those words, Wendy decided she was right, and that she wanted to end these feelings for Cartman once and for all. So, she decided to write a note back to him. The note read:

Oh Cartman walking in the night
with a cheesy poof nowhere in sight

I look at you and see
a chubby faced boy staring at me.

With longing in his eyes
and a hunger for cream pies.

It breaks my heart to know you would sell my soul
for a ho-ho or chocolate ding dong.

So just stay away
You don't kiss that great anyway.

--Wendy

(P.S. I may be a hippie, but at least I'm not a FAT F*CK like you)