By: Youkai Kagome
.:. Opening Credits .:.
Youkai Kagome: Ok... Apparently I'm back and I'm not dead.
Sesshoumaru: Hey look, everybody! The author's back! We're finally done being some figment of her imagination.
Everybody Else: Hooray! About time we got out of that damned mind of hers!
Youkai Kagome: You know... If you're all going to complain, I can just forget continuing to write this story and leave you all to die right where you are in the plot... -Thoughtfully-
Everybody Else: No, no! Don't do that! We'll behave! Besides, we're sick and tired of having to know your repetitive thoughts over and over again.
Youkai Kagome: Well pardon me for Good. Hopefully Megan and InuYasha haven't gone and had a mass orgy yet... -Looks around- Geez, who the fuck left that mess?! -Points to a bunch of stuff-
Inu, Meg: We sure as hell didn't do it! We aren't even going to THINK of doing that before you give us our lemon! Geez, you're fucking scary when you're pissed off!
Youkai Kagome: Ok... so it wasn't you. We know Miroku will never see that kind of action anytime soon, especially since Sango always beats the living shit out of him...
Miroku: Why she won't just lighten up to me and give in to me I will never understand. -Sorrowfully-
Sango: -Sarcastically- Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's because A) You constantly grope me, B) You grope everybody else, and C) Since you grope everybody else, you leave me wondering where your heart really is!!!! -Whacks Miroku over the head with Hiraikotsu, giving him something to think about for the rest of the chapter-
Youkai Kagome: -Sweatdrops- Ok, then. I think I've lost my momentum when it came to the comedy hour on these chapters...
Sesshoumaru: No shit. I've been sitting here bored out of my fucking mind, waiting to get on with the action.
Youkai Kagome: Oh do shut up. And I almost forgot about our little investigation...
Sesshoumaru, Kagome: -Mutter- Damnit, we're fucking screwed now...
Youkai Kagome: Well, I would have gotten back to it eventually anyway and besides, you two are the only culprits left, unless you mean to tell me Naraku's dead corpse, Kanna, and Kagura got it on in a threesome while I was away... Ew, bad mental images. I think I'm going to be sick... On with the story!
Sesshoumaru, Kagome: Oh thank Kami! We're saved! -A little out loud- Hopefully, she didn't hear that...
But before we begin, I feel I owe an apology. I am sorry for taking so long to write. I've had a lot going on these past two years, much of which you probably don't want to hear about. All I'll say is it is medical problems with my back. I don't want to get into details, because if I get into details, you guys may think I'm just an attention seeker and that's not who I am. Plus, I had a lot going on and still do, actually, with school going on and this being my senior year in high school and everything. Oh and apparently this story never stopped getting reviews. I truly do appreciate that. Thank you all so much for you continued reviews. Even if you didn't give words of encouragement, thank you. Wow, you're even saying it's a great story. Sorry, I don't have much self-esteem and I don't really believe anything I write is the best I've ever done. Hell, I even feel really slack on the opening credits. I can't remember where I left off anymore... Oh yes, I left off on a cliffy between Kagome and Sesshoumaru. I would very much like to get back to them.
Anyways, on with the disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own InuYasha or any characters affiliated with the show. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi. I do NOT own Shadow or Megan. Shadow is Megan's own creation and Megan, well, Megan belongs to herself. I am NOT making money off of this story and do not plan to make money off of it anytime soon. Thank You and please do not sue.
Chapter 11 - The Chase
-Last Chapter-
"A date is when a guy asks a girl out, almost like mating but no sexual contact. There might be kissing and holding hands but that's it. And as for alzheimer's, it's disease that the old folks get in their 90's where they start forgetting stuff. Over a period of time, they might not remember their family. They turn on something and then forget that they turned it on. It could turn out to be a life hazard. So that's why we're putting Gramps in a home," Kagome said sadly. Sesshoumaru was getting that look in his eyes where he wanted to kill something. Sorta like the look he gave about wanting to kill Kouga. "Oh, no. Don't even think about killing Hojo. Hojo may be stupid, but I have told him time and time again that I'm not interested in him. Why, you that interested in me?" Kagome said teasingly.
Sesshoumaru blushed a deep crimson, forgetting about Hojo temporarily for the timebeing. "Oh, so the doggy does have feelings for the miko!" Kagome taunted, all in fun, of course. "Oh, you're so gonna wish you hadn't taunted this Sesshoumaru," Sesshoumaru said as he got ready to chase Kagome, giving her the hint to amscray. "That's if you can catch me! Oh, wait a minute, you can catch me..." Kagome said running off.
-This Time-
'I am so doomed... There is no way in Heaven's name I can outrun Sesshoumaru!!' Kagome groaned mentally. 'I will just have to out maneuver him somehow...' Sesshoumaru, who had been gracious -Sesshoumaru: Hey, who are you calling gracious?! Youkai Kagome: You, duh. Now be quiet and let me write this chapter. Or do I need to say the magic word to get you to be quiet? Sesshoumaru: -Afraid- No, I'm good. Keep going. Youkai Kagome: Thank you.- enough to let Kagome get a head start, finally gave into the chase. Kagome felt his presence begin to move. 'Oh shit, I am sooo screwed. But with his agility... maybe I can use it to my advantage... Doubt it, but it's worth a shot.' Kagome stopped and waited until he got close and quickly move out of the way just as he was about to pounce on her.
-Sesshoumaru POV-
I was chasing Kagome when all of a sudden she stopped right where she was. I knew something was up, but perhaps she was ready to call it quits. After all, no human being, or demon for that matter, could possibly hope to outrun me. Just as I was going in for the kill, she quickly sidestepped me and I landed with a thud. Well, I have to hand it to her. She just used my agility to her advantage, but it can't help her forever. She'll tire out eventually. Humans can't run forever. They run out eventually sometime. Little did I know she would actually put up quite a fight...
-Normal POV-
Kagome swore she could have seen the slightest look of shock on Sesshoumaru's face, but just as soon as she had seen it, it was gone and determination replaced it. 'And now let the games begin...' She began running again, only to sidestep him whenever he would get close to catching her. (A/N: Ok, cut me some slack. I like to believe that from all her years in Sengoku Jidai that she would have gained some endurance and agility, if not much. I know that would not make her completely immune to fatigue, that she would eventually tire and possibly collapse from exhaustion.) This had been going for a little while, or so it felt to them, now and Kagome was beginning to tire out. Sesshoumaru noticed this and knew this was his chance. And we all know that when we have a chance to get something we want, chances are 9 out of 10 times, we are going to go for it, and that's exactly what Sesshoumaru did. She was beginning to show signs of slowing and that was when Sesshoumaru took his chance. He leapt at her and caught her in his arms. Sesshoumaru, being the gentleman -Sesshoumaru: Gentle- Youkai Kagome: Don't even start with me, Lord Sesshoumaru! -eyebrow twitching- Sesshoumaru: ...Nevermind.- he could be, when he wasn't busy being an ice lord, rolled them over so that Kagome would land on him and not get hurt with his weight before turning over again and trapping her underneath him. "Now that I've caught, whatever am I going to do with you?" Sesshoumaru thought out loud, "Oh I know!" With that said, he began tickling her. "Stop-haha- Mercy!!-hahaha!" Kagome cried. "And what do I get if I stop tickling you?" Sesshoumaru asked. Kagome blanched. "Oh great and now I suppose you'll be wanting a kiss-" Sesshoumaru cut her off with a kiss. Kagome was shocked at first, but slowly began to respond. Sesshoumaru was greatly encouraged by this and deepened his kiss. The two of them were lost in themselves for a short while, but eventually they had to come up for air.
Sesshoumaru moved off of Kagome and looked away, embarrassed. Kagome blushed, "Well that certainly was shocking." "I'm sorry. I should have controlled myself better.." "But-" Sesshoumaru didn't give her a chance to finish what she was beginning to say and left to find somewhere to think.
-End Chapter-
-Next Chapter-
Sesshoumaru ponders his actions and his feelings for Kagome. Kagome pretty much does the same. And we all eventually see Kagome getting the guts to go talk to Sesshy. And so on.
.:. End Credits .
Youkai Kagome: Oh now that was so cute!!! -gushes-
Sesshoumaru: Shut up or I will personally shut you up.
Youkai Kagome: You know you won't do that, because you know I can and will sit -THUD- you. And besides, you know you liked it ;-)
Sesshoumaru: Bitch. You say the sit word just to see me suffer.
Kagome: Sesshoumaru SIT.
Sesshoumaru: What the hell did you say that for? I'm the one who took the liberty of kissing you when I didn't have to!
Kagome: -Eye Twitching- And what is that supposed to mean?!
Sesshoumaru: What it means is that I could have done better things like plot how to break this damn bubble-
Kagome: Ooh, you jerk! SIT! You're just as awful as InuYasha!
InuYasha: He did have a point...
Kagome: -Gives InuYasha her scariest look- SHUT UP, INUYASHA! GO SCREW MEGAN ALREADY AND BUTT OUT OF MY BUSINESS! SIT!!!!!!!
InuYasha: -THUD!!!!- What the fuck was that for, wench?!
Kagome: SIT! That was for butting in my business and the second SIT -THUD!- was for calling me a wench, you JERK!
Youkai Kagome: Ok, can we calm down here? I'm getting a headache-
Kagome: NO! -Turns scary look on Youkai Kagome-
Youkai Kagome: Ok, then. -Sweatdrops- I suppose this will calm you down. You and Sesshoumaru don't get a lemon for a good long while since you made a mess of yourselves while I was gone.
Kag, Sess: But- OO
Youkai Kagome: I don't particularly care how bored you got or thought you got! I didn't want to come back to a sex filled room. Besides, from the looks of things here, you already got a lemon, and a damn good one at that. So, unfortunately for our readers, they won't be getting one all thanks to you two messing up MY room! So what do you two have to say for yourselves?
Kag, Sess: We're sorry. Truly. We won't do it again.
Youkai Kagome: Good. Now you two can clean up your mess and I mean ALL of it.
Kagome: But it won't come out completely!
Youkai Kagome: Well that means you AND Fluffy can clean it up. TOGETHER! I'm never going away ever again...
.:. Fin .:.
NOTE: If the comedy hour has offended or grossed out anybody (I'm being paranoid right now) I am deeply and truly sorry. I have been very tired due to complex medical problems and my imagination carried me this far. I don't plan on showing any graphic sex scenes in the comedy hour.. Maybe hints of it, but not the actual imagery of the act itself. Once again, I am deeply and truly sorry, if the comedy hour, this chapter, has offended or grossed out anyone.creative tonight and that was thing that came up out of my own imagination.