-1Nightmare on Turtle Street
A/N: I don't own turtles or any of its characters. Believe me, If I did, I would have April and Casey is married with five children and a dog named Fred. Plus, I would marry Donatello, and I would set my sister up with Raphael so he can have someone beat on him... believe me, she could too. Mirage and 4 kids entertainment owns them, not I.
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Chapter Three
Leo walked in the main living area and began to stretch. He had training with Mater Splinter in a few minutes, and he wanted to be on the top of his game for this sparring match. He sighed in disgrace as he watched his two brothers, stammering and yelling in their sleep. He crept past them and was on his way to the dojo when something caught hold of him.
"What the…"
"No… Tinky Winky, please, stop… I'll play, I'll play, honest… AHHH!" Leo grunted in displeasure as he tried to pry Mikey's hands off his foot.
"Mikey, let go!" He tried to pry and push his way out, and when he finally did he stammered backwards, falling back and hitting his head on an end table. His whole world went black, and then a white flash bright him back to consciousness.
Leo slowly opened his eyes and rubbed his head. He must of hit it pretty hard, because he wasn't even in the lair anymore. He got off the couch he was laying on and looked around. He's seen this neat little cozy living room before, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
All of a sudden, a little girl, around 3 or 4, skipped into the room. She gasped when she saw a strange 5 foot turtle in her living room.
"Ah oh... your in big trouble, Mr.!!!!"
"Excuse me?" Leo looked at the girl, and then realized where he was. He was on the set of Full House, or at least, it looked like the set. Except there were no camera's, no production crews, no director, and no guy pushing buttons for the fake audience. There's was nothing but him and little Michelle Tanner.
"I'm going to tell my Daddy and Uncle Joey, and Uncle Jesse, and Stephanie, and DJ, and Aunt Becky, and Comet to!!"
"Why would you tell you're dog?"
"CAUSE I CAN, DON'T QUESTION ME!" Michelle turned and ran towards the kitchen, and Leo got frightened.
"Wait, Michelle, stop!"
Michelle stopped in her tracks and turned slowly around.
"How'd you know my name?"
"Because, this, this isn't real. You are a fictional character on a television show and now I'm just hallucinating because I hit my head, really, really hard."
"You crazy."
Just then a roar of laughter came out of no where, which startled the hell out of him. He turned his attention back to Michelle, who had now left. Leo groaned in frustration as he tried to find a way out. All of the sudden a door swung open as three girls entered the room.
"Give it up, Gibbler. The day an actual guy goes out with you is the day when pigs fly."
"Shut it squirt, I just happen to have a date for night Friday night…"
"With who, Attila the Hun?" More laughter broke out around Leonardo as he stood there, totally unaware of what to do. DJ, Stephanie, and Kimi were now aware of his presence, and they just smiled at him.
"Hey Uncle Joey, do you know where dad is? I wanted to go and spend the night at Kimi's tonight."
"Wait…what?"
"See daddy, there he is! He's a giant turtle!" Leo turned his attention back over to Michelle, who had just entered with her father, Danny Tanner. Danny looked around the room, and then back at Michelle.
"Sweetie, what did I tell you about telling tales… didn't we already have this conversation?"
"Are you SERIOUS?!" The little girl was about to blow a gasket as she walked over to Leo. "I am standing right next him. See, he's GREEN!"
"Only when he's sick honey, which is about every time we go out for Chinese food… or when he looses $500 in a bet." A small roar of laughter rumbled through the room as Leo was trying to comprehend what was going on. Everyone but Michelle thought he was Joey.
"Um, excuse me but, I'm not Joey. I'm Leonardo, and I woke up here. I think I'm dreaming, but, it certainly seems real…"
"See! I told you so, I told you so, I told you SO!"
"Um, OK, I don't know what you two are up to, so I'll just play right a long with it. OK Leonardo, let's go get Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo and go spar. Later we can find a hot reporter named April and a huge rat named Splinter and eat some Pizza, dude." Everyone around Danny laughed, that is, everyone but Michelle and Leonardo. Michelle was just aggravated, but Leo was confused. How did Danny Tanner know of his family? His expression turned evil as he picked Danny up and pinned him against the wall.
"Shredder! I know you're behind this, where are my brothers, where am I!?"
"Joey, Joey calm down! I-I… JESSIE!!!"
The door swung open as Jessie and Becky bolted through the door.
"Whoa, Joseph, what the heck are you doing?"
"I-AM-NOT-JOEY-YOU-IDIOTS!"
"He's a giant green turtle, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS PEOPLE!?"
Leonardo let Danny down as he stumbled to the couch. He slumped his hands over his head and shook the confusion that seemed to be filling his brain. Stephanie, as well as DJ and Uncle Jessie, crept over and put a hand on his back.
"Are you ok, Uncle Joey? Maybe you want to talk about it."
Some sappy music suddenly came on as Leonardo peaked through his hands. He let out a long agitated and miserable grunt as he placed a pillow over his head and screamed. A few curse words slipped out, as their faces grew wide with surprise. Stephanie crossed her arms and looked at her older sister.
"He could at least have the courtesy to keep those words to himself. How Rude."
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Michelangelo struggled in his spot as he felt ropes tie his wrists and ankles together. He shuddered in fear as the four Telletubbies drew in closer to him.
"OK LALA, HIT IT!"
All of the sudden this pulsing music coursed through the room, as a disco ball came out of the ceiling. The room grew completely dark, with the excpetion of the disco ball lights and a few other spot lights, as the four Telletubbies got in formation and started to dance. Michelangelo's mouth fell open in horror as poles jutted out from the ground. He watched as Tinky Winky and Poe twirled and glided their way down, as La La and Dipsy got out shot glasses and some Tequila.
"Wait, WHOA WHOA WHOA! You guys do shots? What the hell man?"
"It's how we unwind, my green brotha!" Michelangelo was truly scared now for his life as he tried to crawl away. He wouldn't get far, but at least he could try and escape.
"Hey Mikey, let's play guess the smell!!! Come on, Come on!!"
Mikey fastened his pace, looking like a caterpillar as he wiggle around on his Stomach. Tinky Winky stopped in front of him, as he inhaled what looked like pot.
"C'mon, Michelangelo. Poe's got a good one, and, hey, I'll like, give you a hint," Tinky Winky lowered towards Mickey's face and whispered, "It's a type of fluid…"
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET YOUR SICK AND PERVERTED HANDS OFF OF ME!!" Raphael screamed as he tried to run away from Shredder and April, AKA Barbie and ken.
"Skipper, stop this insanity right now! I said you need a bath, so you're getting a bath!"
Raphael could feel the sweat dripping down his face as he was pushed into a corner. There was no way out of this plastic hell, and he definitely didn't want Shredder and April rubbing all over him with soap and water. He shuddered as anger filled his head.
"Alright, you wanna play, I'LL PLAY!!" Raphael charged forward and jumped kicked shredder in the face. Raph turned and landed watching in amusement as Shredder's head popped off his body and rolled around the floor.
"OH MY GOD, KEN!" April/Barbie hurried by Shredder's side as she frantically tried to pop his head back on. Raphael started to laugh as he help his sides and pointed at the scene before him. April finally got Shredder's head back on, as Raph fell to the floor, holding his sides. April placed her hands at her side, and tapped her foot in agitation.
"That is IT MISSY! Fell the wrath of BARBIE!" All of the sudden the room got dark, as the walls were painted with a red light. In place of April was a girl, with dark black hair, makeup, and pure blood nails. Ken's appearance looked similar, but he had black nails instead of red. Raph muttered an "Oh Crap" under his breath as he ran away from the Duo, fearing for his life.
"CRRRUUUUDDDD!!!"
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NEXT CHAPTER
"LOOK EDDY, I FOUND A GIANT TURTLE!!!"
Donatello gritted his teeth in pain as he was thrown hard onto the floor. Two other guys looked at him in amusement, wondering where the heck he came from. One of the boys looked him up and down in pure awe.
"Why, this is the greatest scientific discovery I have ever seen before in my life! Imagine, a breed of walking, talking amphibians!"
"Not only that, but he's going to make us filthy rich!!"
Donatello looked at the three boys, obviously scared for his life. The one that brought him here didn't have an intelligent bone in his body, and now they were going to sell him out for money. He was in hell, pure and simple, and there was no way out.
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Hey guys, sorry for the long gap in updates!! I wanted to get this chapter out there, because I was sad to see this story gather dust! Please review, and leave any suggestions for future chapters. I'm thinking of Dora for a later chapter, but please if you guys have any other suggestions, please tell me!! Thanks so much, and Happy Easter!! The next chapter will be Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Imagine Donatello around these three… ta ha…